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    October 14

    So Far, So Good!!

     

    Our storm was weaker than expected!

    October 14, 2009

    As a Pacific storm descended Tuesday night on Southern California, residents waited nervously to see whether rainfall would trigger mudslides in wildfire-ravaged areas.
    People stacked sandbags and positioned heavy concrete barriers against hillsides, transforming their homes into fortified bunkers.


    The storm system was first expected to dump 3 to 6 inches of rain in wildfire-charred areas in Los Angeles County. But the National Weather Service said that the system had weakened Tuesday afternoon after battering Northern California with heavy rainfall, and that L.A. County mountain areas would receive up to 4 inches of rain. About half an inch of rain was expected in valleys and along the coast.
    By Tuesday night, less than two-tenths of an inch of rain had fallen in coastal and valley areas in L.A. County, and about 1 1/2 inches had fallen in the Angeles National Forest, according to the weather service.
    Still, officials and residents had prepared for the worst.
    The Los Angeles County Fire Department said Tuesday that it had beefed up stations in the foothill areas with additional firefighters to staff two-person units that would patrol areas prone to mudslides.
    Big Tujunga Canyon Road was closed 1 1/2 miles north of Mount Gleason Avenue to Angeles Forest Highway. And Aliso Canyon Road was closed in the Angeles National Forest, the California Highway Patrol said.


    The Pacific storm was being pushed by strong winds blowing from the south, which were expected to intensify rainfall on south-facing mountain slopes that burned from Altadena to Acton during the 160,000-acre Station fire that broke out in August.
    Winds were expected to reach 35 to 40 mph, with gusts as high as 60 mph, according to the weather service.
    More than 30,000 customers were left without power in Los Angeles. By Tuesday night, power had been restored to about 20,000 people, the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power said.
    In the Bay Area, the storm caused power outages and flooding. Officials in Santa Cruz County, meanwhile, ordered homes evacuated in mountain areas where summer wildfires had burned.
    The California Independent System Operator, which oversees the state's electricity grid, declared an emergency Tuesday afternoon after strong winds knocked down a major transmission line in Moss Landing, in Monterey County. The amount of electricity flowing on the line, a major north-south connection, was reduced by about one-third.


    In Southern California, flood watches were extended to areas burned by the Sheep fire near Wrightwood as well as areas burned by the Sayre and Marek fires last year in the San Fernando Valley area.
    In Glendale, Paul Dutton worked amid a steady rain, unloading sandbags from his blue truck Tuesday afternoon near the corner of Boston Avenue and Markridge Road.
    He hoped the bags would help protect a friend's home from potential mud flows. As Dutton worked, dull gray clouds hung low in the shadow of Deukmejian Wilderness Park, an area that has been pegged as a prime location for mudslides. The park was almost completely burned by the Station fire that broke out in August in the Angeles National Forest and spread to adjacent foothill communities.
    "There is no vegetation left to hold back any soil. In a normal rain year, we have slides. Now we have rain without the benefit of vegetation," said Russ Hauck, a senior park naturalist who has worked for the city for 17 years. "We're anticipating that we'll definitely get some sort of slide."
    He said crews have placed tiered levels of concrete K-rail barriers throughout the park in hopes that they would slow any debris flows.
    "The hillside behind the nature center looks like a defensive lineman waiting for the ball to be snapped," he said.

    Looks like those folks living in the burn areas dodged a major bullet.

    Oh, and by the way, my crazy neighbor, Charlotte, is watering her lawn!!  Guess it didn't rain in her yard!!!

     

     

    October 13

    All They Can Do Is Wait

     

    Coming storm brings mudslide risk to Southern California

    We all knew this was coming, just not so soon…

    October 13, 2009 |  9:21 am

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    As the first storm of the season moves into Southern California, the National Weather Service is issuing flash-flood watches for mountain burn areas from Santa Barbara to San Bernardino counties.

    Officials said residents in burn areas should prepare for possible mudslides, rock slides and debris flows "even during periods with little or no rain falling."

    The powerful winter storm started moving into Southern California on Monday, combining the force of a storm from Alaska with the moisture-laden remnants of a typhoon from the western Pacific.

    The National Weather Service issued the flood watches for areas burned by recent fires in Santa Barbara, as well as the massive Station fire in Los Angeles County and the Sheep fire near Wrightwood. The watch also covers areas burned in last year's Sayre and Marek fires in the San Fernando Valley area.

    "This storm is expected to tap into subtropical moisture, giving it the potential to bring moderate to heavy rain," according to a weather agency statement this morning. "This heavy rainfall may create significant hazards in and around recent burn areas, with a threat of flash flooding and debris flows over the burn areas of Santa Barbara, Ventura and Los Angeles counties."

    A high wind warning is in effect for all L.A. County mountain areas from noon today to Wednesday morning, accompanied by winds of 35 to 40 mph and gusts up to 60 mph.

    The storm system is wetter than normal for October, when the average rainfall for the entire month is about half an inch, weather officials said. The rains are being driven by strong winds blowing from the south, intensifying rainfall on south-facing mountain slopes that burned from Altadena to Acton during the 250-square-mile Station fire that broke out in August.

    The U.S. Geological Survey released a grim forecast last week for communities hit by the Station fire, saying major mudslides are likely during the winter rainy season. The locations most at risk for mudslides are La Cañada Flintridge, La Crescenta and a few areas of Pasadena against the San Gabriel Mountains, geologists said.

    The California Highway Patrol has closed some mountain roads because of the coming rains, said Officer Francisco Villalobos, a spokesman for the agency. Big Tujunga Canyon Road is closed 1 1/2 miles north of Mount Gleason Avenue to Angeles Forest Highway. Aliso Canyon Road was closed in the Angeles National Forest.

    Authorities said they were seeing an increase in the number of accidents this morning and advising drivers to watch out for slick conditions.

    "It's the first significant rainfall of the season," said Rich Thompson, a weather service meteorologist. "So the roads can be slicker than you might expect because of all the oil coming up."

    With 3 to 6 inches expected Tuesday night and the USGS mudslide warning fresh in their minds, L.A. foothill residents hope the sandbags and debris diversions work. Some are evacuating just in case.

    As news of the coming wet weather circulated Monday, residents in charred foothill areas scrambled to fill sandbags or pack their belongings and flee areas prone to flooding. Officials also worked to place huge concrete mudslide barriers along roads in areas including La Cañada Flintridge.

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    Mud1 Mud2 Mud

    The storm, which originated in the Gulf of Alaska, is expected to combine with moisture-laden remnants of a typhoon from the western Pacific, making the system wetter than normal, the National Weather Service said. On top of that, the storm system will be driven by strong winds blowing from the south, intensifying rainfall on the south-facing mountain slopes that burned from Altadena to Acton during the


    "We're expecting a pretty good system to come through," said Jamie Meier, a meteorologist with the weather service's Oxnard office. "What's making this so significant is that tropical moisture from the remnants of the typhoon is moving eastward and will interact with this storm system."
    For the last 30 years, Meier noted, the average rainfall for the entire month of October has been about half an inch. "This one storm will make it a wet October," she said.
    Last week, the U.S. Geological Survey released a sobering forecast for communities hit by the Station fire, saying major mudslides will be highly likely during the winter rain season.
    Kevin Schmidt, a research geologist at the USGS, said Monday that the locations most at risk are in La Cañada Flintridge, La Crescenta and a few areas of Pasadena sitting against the San Gabriel Mountains.
    Los Angeles County Fire Department Battalion Chief Mike Brown, who commands rescue units in the La Cañada Flintridge area, said personnel will be monitoring hillsides in the areas ravaged by the Station fire when the storm arrives. He said sandbags will be available for residents at all
    county fire stations. Some will also have sand available.
    Olivia Brown of La Cañada Flintridge had picked up 200 sandbags, which she was hoping to place around her house before the storm arrived. Standing behind her one-story stucco home Monday, she looked up toward the rugged hillside.
    "All that is supposed to come down," she said. "There are some big boulders up there. And we've had daily landslides since the fires. This is ground zero right here."
    Brown, 44, and her husband had already spent a week staking steel rods attached to wood logs into their backyard to divert debris away from their home on Ocean View Boulevard near Earnslow Drive. But over the weekend, they added an 8-foot-tall chain-link fence reinforced with railroad ties across the back of their house.
    "I woke up with an anxiety attack," she said. "We weren't ready to have it this hard, this soon."
    In Vogel Flats, meanwhile, Bronwen Aker was busy Monday afternoon packing the contents of her one-bedroom cabin into cardboard boxes.
    She said she was notified by the U.S. Forest Service to evacuate her home by Tuesday. Aker worried that if mudslides washed out nearby roads, she might not have another opportunity to gather family heirlooms, including her late grandmother's collection of hand-woven baskets.
    "I'm erring on the side of caution," said Aker, 45.
    She planned to put up plywood and a plastic tarp against the brick and knotty pine home that she's lived in for 11 years near Big Tujunga Canyon Road. Built in the early 1900s, the cabin has been in Aker's family for decades. It's the same place where she nursed her ailing grandmother, who died last year.
    "It's not about losing money -- it's about the memories here," she said. "This is the first time I've been truly afraid of losing the house."

    Our burned-out hills can’t handle 1” of rain, let alone 3 to 6 inches.  I’m just praying for the best.

    In case you can't access my Media Player, here is today's song.  Brad Paisley

    www.fileden.com/files/2007/2/19/795611/03-brad_paisley-welcome_to_the_future.mp3

    October 11

    Of Mice and Men...and Walnuts!!

     
     
    First off I have to apologize for not being around.  Cable problems.  Get this!  Got up Friday morning, turned on the computer and all was well.  Turned on the TV and it said 'Not Authorized' on every channel.  So I call them.  I am told that my payments are deliquent since JULY!!  I explain that I am on automatic payment but they say that my card expired.  I then explain that I have a new card now that expired in 2002!!  She says 'OH' but I must still pay $210 to get my TV working.  So I pay her. And after an hour my TV comes back but then my internet is gone.  She tries a few things and has me running back and forth to the modem and then she hangs up!!
     
    So I call back and of course, get a different person.  I go through the whole story again, she says a tech guy will be out on Sunday and she hangs up on me too!!
     
    So today the guy shows up at 8 am and fixes it in 5 minutes.  So I paid them $209 to NOT have internet.  Anyhow, I'm back and all is working.  Now playing catch up.
     
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    Update on the rats/mice in my garage..... The war is on!!
     
    Went out there today and found this:
     
    And then this:
     
    Bought fresh batteries for the Rat Zapper!  They will pay!!!
     
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    Nuts over prices and car trouble
     
    By Chris Erskine

    October 10, 2009

    You know what's expensive? Walnuts.

    I was picking up a few things at the store the other day and noticed that walnuts are now approximately the same price as gold nuggets. My wife, Posh, had plans to roll some walnuts and goat cheese into a pork loin and throw the whole shebang on the grill. It's a tasty main course, the kind that triggers food lust. Pork, cheese, walnuts, a few sprigs of rosemary -- how can you miss? Except we can no longer afford walnuts.

    "But isn't this walnut season?" I asked.

    "You know, sport," she said dryly, "I'm not sure when walnut season is."

    You know what else is expensive? Everything. They say that inflation is minimal, yet I just paid $7 more for a pair of sandals than I did a year earlier. Deals abound, sure. Armstrong Garden Centers has this offer where, for $16.99, you get all the pumpkins you can carry to the car.

    Now, if only someone would offer this same deal on breakfast cereal or Chardonnay.

    When Posh sent me out for the items the other day -- walnuts, milk, rosemary, that sort of thing -- we tried to predict how much it would all cost. I guessed $14. She guessed $18. It ended up topping $21.

    This really ruined my weekend because I had planned to seduce Posh with homemade sausage: a little apple-chicken number you wouldn't believe. Trust me, I've seduced her with less (once with frozen waffles).

    But with food being increasingly out of reach, I decided to skip the sausage seduction. To make matters worse, we'd had some car troubles earlier in the week as well.

    That reminds me: You know what else is expensive? Brakes.

    Those went out on the Little German on the way home last Wednesday -- some sort of power boost connection. Suddenly my car had the stopping distance of an ocean liner.

    Now, nothing on the Little German is cheap. To have a mechanic open the hood and spit dismissively can cost you a grand or more.

    I have made good decisions most of my life, except when it comes to cars, where I can be impulsive and too hungry, as was the case with the Little German. From the very beginning, the tiny roadster was all wrong for us: seated only two, with no room in the trunk for a bag of soccer balls or a batting tee.

    Still, I forgot myself. The Little German is a beauty, no question. Sometimes the car glows, like a back-lit martini. With the top down (semi-naked), she still makes me virtually powerless (much like the engine itself).

    Me and cars, ugh. Compounding matters is that I don't shop around, because I've generally waited too long and need a car RIGHT NOW. Other times, I spot something and become instantly smitten. The result: a passion purchase.

    I bought a Jeep Wrangler once that way. Deep blue paint, denim seats -- you know the type. The only drawback was that the Wrangler wouldn't start in rainy weather. We lived in New Orleans at the time, where it only rained every other hour.

    "Daddy, are we gonna drown?" the lovely and patient older daughter asked when the leaky convertible stalled once in a storm.

    "Don't worry, sweetie," I said. "The lightning will probably get us first."

    I'll never forget that afternoon. A stranger stopped and gave us a lift home. In New Orleans, strangers still do stuff like that.

    Eventually, we reached the minivan stage in our lives. In the late '90s, Posh came home with a nice white one on a 30-year lease, pretty as a butter dish. We still have it.

    We've taken two trips to Chicago in that vehicle, conceived a couple of the kids in it on the way home from fundraisers. I think there might be hamsters living in it too, feeding on stale fries.

    We took it to Vegas last December to celebrate Posh's birthday. It's priceless the look of horror you get from parking valets when you pull into the Bellagio in a 12-year-old minivan that smells like dog hair and peanut butter. To get away, the valets would occasionally sprint into oncoming traffic.

    Anyway, the minivan conked out the other day after only 210,000 miles. I was sitting at a light with my buddy Paul, and oil smoke started pouring out. It was as if we'd picked a new pope.

    You should immediately pull over in such instances, but I drove the two miles home anyway. The old horse was dying, and it headed straight for the barn.

    "I think I can repair it," said my mechanic Charlie, the only man left in our little suburb who can actually fix anything.

    "You sure?" I asked. "Because I have no money."

    "It might not be that bad," he said.

    Head gasket? Piston rings? Prostate? At what point do you put down a beloved family car? It is the only second home we could ever afford. Part school bus, part hamster cage, that car has given us a lot of good times.

    Now it's all in Charlie's hands. Be gentle, Hippocrates.

    I Really hope you are having a Great weekend!  Watched my Angels sweep the Red Sox and am now watching the Yankees and Minnesota. Go Twinkies!!  LOL!  Coming up is Phillies and Colorado Rockies.  Hopefully, not snowing and 17 degrees there!!  Football?  What's that???


     
     
    October 08

    Critters plus Odds and Ends

     

    I found these guys in my garage the other day!  They scattered when I approached.

    Mice

    Then I saw Mama lurking just out side!  BIG!!

    Rat

    Aren’t they cute??  Heck NO!!  So I reached for my ultimate critter killer.

    Ta Da!!!

    Rifle No, not that!!

    This!!

    Zapper 001

    The Rat Zapper!!!  Like an electric chair for rats. 

    Zapper 002

    I simply add some dog food, turn it on  and the next morning, Bingo!!  Runs on batteries and no need to touch them.  Unfortunately, PETA decided that this device was more cruel than a traditional rat trap that snaps their neck.  However, you can still purchase these tings online at Amazon, Ebay, etc.  It really works!!

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    Read this very sad story today:

    25 dogs die of smoke inhalation in Riverside

    Two blazes strike within 12 hours at the same house, where firefighters had difficulty moving around because of boxes and furniture. Fourteen dogs died in the first blaze, 11 in the second.

    Riverside firefighters responded twice within 12 hours to two separate blazes in a house packed with debris where more than two dozen dogs died of smoke inhalation, authorities said Wednesday.
    In both blazes, which broke out Tuesday evening and early Wednesday morning, firefighters had difficulty entering the single-story home and moving around inside because it was jammed with furniture and boxes filled with clothes and other items.
    "They were faced with pack-rat conditions," said Division Chief John Martinez of the Riverside Fire Department. "It was bulging at the seams with stuff."
    The first blaze was reported Tuesday at 6:40 p.m. The fire was apparently sparked by a wiring problem with a fan in the bathroom, Martinez said. The flames damaged the attic and two bedrooms of the home in the 1800 block of Missouri Street near downtown Riverside.
    While firefighters were mopping up the blaze, they found 14 dogs in cages in a bedroom, dead. "They were overcome by the smoke," Martinez said.
    The second fire, a rekindling of the first blaze, broke out at 4:17 Wednesday morning. After knocking down the flames, firefighters discovered 11 more dogs dead from the smoke.
    "They were huddled in a back room," Martinez said.
    Two firefighters suffered minor eye injuries in the blazes.

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    Now for some better news…

    OKTOBERFEST!!!

    I’m doing an Oktoberfest dinner this weekend!  How does this look??

    Oktoberfest

    Bratwurst, sauerkraut, German potato salad and caraway cheese!!  Can’t wait!!!

    The weather has been perfect here!!  Watching baseball playoffs…. Go Phillies and Angels!!

    October 07

    Grim forecast warns of mudslides in burn areas

     

    If enough rain falls, some flows could contain enough debris to cover a football field with about 60 feet of mud and rock, and could reach far into communities along the San Gabriel Mountains. And with an El Nino expected???

    Mudslides

    Soil, rocks and branches like these in the fire-scarred Angeles National Forest could be washed far into foothill communities by winter rains, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.

    The U.S. Geological Survey on Tuesday issued a grim forecast for foothill communities hit by the Station fire, saying major mudslides are highly likely during the winter rain season.
    Scientists identified Pacoima Canyon, Big Tujunga Canyon, the Arroyo Seco, the West Fork of the San Gabriel River and Devils Canyon as being at particular risk. In those areas, the report said there was an 80% likelihood of flows. Under certain conditions, some flows could contain up to 100,000 cubic yards of debris -- enough to cover a football field with mud and rock about 60 feet deep.
    Under the worst-case scenario, in which there would be 12 hours of gentle, sustained rain, the report said thick flows of soil, rocks and vegetation could stream downhill into neighborhoods as far south as Foothill Boulevard in such communities as La Cañada Flintridge and La Crescenta.
    "Some of the areas burned by the Station fire show the highest likelihood for big debris flows that I've ever seen," said Susan Cannon, a USGS research geologist and one of the authors of
    the emergency assessment. Cannon has been studying debris flows after fires for 11 years.
    The Station fire burned 250 square miles in August and September, leaving hillsides barren. There is little vegetation left to prevent water, sediment, rocks and branches from rushing down toward thousands of homes when it rains.

    The much-anticipated report, which includes maps depicting the potential paths of destruction, gave communities along the fire-ravaged areas of the San Gabriel Mountains an early and frightening look at what might happen when a heavy rainstorm pounds the area.
    "We are very seriously worried," said La Cañada Flintridge Mayor Laura Olhasso. "It's highly possible that some of the homes that were saved from fire will be lost to mud."
    Federal geologists used computer models to estimate the likelihood of debris flows in 678 drainage basins in the burned area, as well as how voluminous the material might be and where it might go.
    They based their projections on the steepness of the slopes, the extent and severity of the fire, soil characteristics and possible rainfall. The assessment posed two scenarios -- a three-hour, high-intensity thunderstorm, and a 12-hour, gentle rainstorm -- and found high probabilities that each would cause large debris flows in neighborhoods that front the San Gabriels.
    If drainage basins in the mountains fill up, Cannon said, debris could stream into neighborhoods.
    Triggered by rainfall, debris flows can travel faster than a grown person can run. The rushing water, soil and rocks can destroy bridges, roads and buildings, and seriously injure or kill people in the way.
    The goal of the assessment, officials said, is to help guide state and local planners as they work to protect lives and property in the storm season. Foothill communities are beginning to set up sandbags and concrete barriers to divert any mud flows into the streets and away from homes.

    But in some cases, where homes directly front blackened hillsides, there is little that can be done.

    "We have a couple homes where the county told the property owner, 'Put plywood over your windows and just leave,' " Olhasso said. "The one thing that residents need to understand is that if they have this plan, they need to put it in place now; it can't wait until the 24-hour forecast for rain. By then it could be too late."

    In Big Tujunga Canyon, residents still struggling to clear piles of debris and ash from homes destroyed in the Station fire said they fear there is worse to come.

     
    "There's nothing to hold that back," said Bronwen Aker, pointing to the charred slope behind her red cabin, inherited from her grandmother, in the canyon community of Vogel Flats. "It's going to come down; it's not a maybe."

    Adi Ell-Ad is hopeful the sandbags will work, "if we don't get that much debris flow."
    "If it's overwhelming," he said, "then nothing will stop it."

    It’s going to be a long winter for those folks.  The forecast doesn’t look good.

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    Tomorrow I'll tell you about my new little 'friend' living in my garage and my plan to get rid of him!!!  Here is today's song.  Don't ask but yeah!

    http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/2/19/795611/Bellamy%20Brothers%20-%20Old%20Hippie.mp3

    October 06

    Station fire burn victim speaks out

     

    Julius Goff, severely burned after taking refuge in a hot tub, says he didn't ignore a mandatory evacuation order but instead stayed behind to warn 10 neighbors who did not receive the order to leave.

    This is why we don’t like Arnold!

    Station Fire Hero

    Julius Goff, right, who was seriously burned after he and a housemate took refuge in a hot tub, hugs Trevor Pullen, who was evacuated before the Station fire descended on their Big Tujunga Canyon neighborhood. "This guy saved my life," Pullen said.

    Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and other authorities held them up as examples of irresponsible behavior. They were the butt of jokes. But one of the two Big Tujunga Canyon residents who jumped into a hot tub to escape the raging Station fire says they are being unfairly judged.
    Julius Goff, who suffered serious burns, told The Times that he did not ignore a mandatory evacuation order but instead stayed behind to warn 10 neighbors who did not receive the order to leave. By the time he reached his own house, with plans to get his housemate and get out, the fire had surrounded them.
    Trapped, the men ran screaming through 50-to-100-foot flames to what they saw as their best hope: the only pool of water within reach.
    Later, Goff watched in tears from a hospital bed as they were repeatedly castigated on TV. Then he learned that everything he owned was lost in the fire.
    "I'm not some idiot who ignores the evacuation order," Goff said Sunday as he surveyed the piles of debris and ash, which are all that remain of the two-story house. "I got a 10-year-old son. I don't want to die."

    Station Fire Hero2

    Goff, known to many as "Jules," describes how he ran through a wall of flames to get to the hot tub, where he received severe burns on his legs, ear and nose. "It was like 20 freight trains running through here," he said. "I had to come out here and face the dragon." He says Vogel Flats residents will need help preparing for the coming rainy season, which authorities fear will bring mudslides and heavy debris flows if nothing is done.

     

    Station Fire Hero1

    Goff and his roommate took refuge in this hot tub. Goff grabbed a pair of jeans, ripped them in half and soaked them with water from the water heater so they would have something wet to put over their faces. The roommate grabbed their landlord's dog, Roxy. The two men jumped into the pool, where they lay on their backs -- with Roxy on Goff's chest -- for about an hour and a half.

    Goff's account of trying to step into the void when authorities failed to reach all of his neighbors comes amid other questions about how the fire was fought in the Angeles National Forest. Reinforcements from Los Angeles County were scaled back early in the battle, and federal officials now say they are investigating the actions that allowed the blaze to rage out of control. The fire, which began Aug. 23 above La Cañada Flintridge, became the largest in recorded county history and killed two county firefighters when their truck plunged off a mountain road.


    Goff, a 50-year-old single father who lives on Social Security, moved into the canyon community of Vogel Flats seven years ago. An elderly resident offered them a free room in his house on Stonyvale Road in exchange for help maintaining the place.
    Goff said that when firefighters from Orange County arrived in Vogel Flats the morning of Aug. 26, he was one of two residents asked to show them around as they recorded the number of people in each dwelling and where propane and water tanks were located. Although a voluntary evacuation order was in effect, Goff said fire officials told residents they thought the fire might bypass their community.
    "They said don't worry, we are going to put a truck in front of every house," Goff said.
    Even so, Goff was concerned about his neighbor, Trevor Pullen, who has been in a wheelchair since a motorcycle accident six years ago. He went to Pullen's house and advised him to leave. When Pullen's caregiver called to say she was stuck at a checkpoint, Pullen met her to escort her into the canyon. Then she and another aide loaded Pullen, his chair and three dogs into two vehicles, which sped off.
    "This guy saved my life," Pullen said Sunday.
    By this time, it was nearly noon and flames had appeared on a ridge above the strip of cabins and homes. Sheriff's deputies started banging on residents' doors, telling them to get out immediately. When Goff headed down the road to check on other neighbors, he said the deputies tried to stop him.
    "I said, 'But there's more people down there, aren't you going to get them?' " Goff said. "They said: 'We're leaving.' "

     
    Members of the Incident Command say they did the best they could without putting the lives of firefighters and deputies at risk. At an emotional meeting with Tujunga residents last week, Los Angeles County Fire Chief Deputy John Tripp said the terrain was too dangerous to make a stand in Big Tujunga Canyon, and officials had no choice but to order crews to pull out.
    On Monday, Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore emphasized how unpredictable the fire had been
    .

    Station Fire Hero4

    Goff stands on scorched ground. On Monday, Los Angeles County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore underlined how unpredictable the Station fire had been. "Sometimes the evacuation orders were given, and you needed to respond instantly," he said. Whitmore said that he was relieved to hear that Goff was recovering.


    "Sometimes the evacuation orders were given, and you needed to respond instantly," he said, adding that he was relieved to hear Goff was recovering.
    Goff said that when he saw sheriff's deputies and fire crews leave, he made the decision to head deeper into the canyon. He knew his neighbors were still loading their vehicles, unaware that the voluntary evacuation had become urgent. He told them to drop everything and go.
    At his house, Goff found the garage and a boat parked in the frontyard already on fire. He kicked open a chicken coop to let the birds out and ran inside the house. Goff's son was safe with his sister, and his landlord was away on a hunting trip. But their new housemate -- a man he knew only by his first name, Peter -- had not evacuated. He found him in tears.
    "We've got to get out of here," Goff recalled telling Peter. The fire's heat was melting the window frames. A moose head hanging in the living room burst into flames.
    "I'm panicking now," Goff said. "I figure we're dead."

    Station Fire Hero3

    Goff surveys the ruins of the two-story home on Stonyvale Road. Seven years ago, the owner offered him a free room in exchange for helping maintain the place.

    For a minute, he considered emptying out two big meat freezers and hiding inside. Then he remembered the hot tub.
    Goff grabbed a pair of jeans, ripped them in half and soaked them with water from a water heater so they would have something wet to put over their faces.
    Peter grabbed their landlord's dog, Roxy. Huge flames were racing across the yard as they ran for the tub.
    "All I could do was scream, it was so hot," Goff said.
    As they scrambled across a footbridge, the slats broke and Peter fell. Goff pulled him back up and the two men jumped into the water. There they lay on their backs, with Roxy on Goff's chest, for about an hour and a half.


    When the worst of the flames had passed, the men saw two U.S. Forest Service trucks driving down the road. The local firefighters had come looking for them, Goff said, and they were bringing body bags. The two men stumbled across the yard and were hauled into one of the vehicles, which reversed all the way back to the nearby ranger station.
    "After all the other firetrucks pulled out, these guys saved my life," Goff said, tearfully.
    A Sheriff's Department helicopter flew through thick smoke to bring them to hospital, authorities said.
    When Schwarzenegger addressed a news conference the next day, authorities were battling to persuade residents in a number of areas to heed mandatory evacuation orders. Underlining the risks that holdouts could face, Schwarzenegger said: "People got burned and really badly injured because they did not listen."
    Goff was still on a lot of pain medication when he heard what was being said. He wandered into the street and walked up to a police officer, demanding to speak to the governor. The officer gently directed him back to his hospital room.
    Asked about Goff's case Monday, Brittany Chord, a Schwarzenegger spokeswoman, said: "The governor's No. 1 priority is the safety of all Californians, and he takes the evacuation orders very seriously in any emergency situation."
    Goff has not heard from his housemate, Peter, since the man checked himself out of the hospital. Goff left the hospital about two weeks ago. His legs are still bandaged, and he constantly shifts his weight from foot to foot to lessen the pain. At night, he is plagued by terrifying nightmares.
    Some neighbors say Goff is owed an apology.
    "This man is a hero," said Bronwyn Aker, who lives up the road.
    "He saved 10 lives."

    There are alot of heroes who we never hear about.  Arnold needs to keep his mouth shut and go back to what he does best... acting!

    Update!

     
    Buzz is doing much better!  The meds kicked in.  Baxter has been comforting him.  Best friends!!!  They will sleep with me tonight!!  Baxter just came to me and wanted a belly rub.... If only it wasn't for the dog penis thing!!
     
    Bonnie has been a huge help!  Licking the furniture!!  Sheesh!!  It's gonna be a longggggg night!!
    October 05

    Poor Buzz….

     

    You remember him… my Water Hound who had his spine replaced a few years ago.  He has more plastic than a Honda!!

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    The Vet gave us (sold us!) some liquid, aspirin-like stuff called Metscam.  It works well.  He injured it last night and reinjured it when the mailman came.  Right now he is spasming in his bed.  I just gave him his meds so they should kick in soon.

    In other pet news, we haven’t seen our desert tortoise, Burt, in 6 months.  No way could he get under the house again so we are stumped.  The AT&T found him last time!

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    Read this today and thought it was cool!

    Jerry Crowe October 5, 2009

     

    Flo Snyder shares her Dodgers memories

    The wild goose chase started with a simple request from an apparently flustered Gil Hodges: Could the young woman please help him find the keys to the batter's box?
    They'd been lost, he said.
    That was all the recently hired newcomer needed to hear.
    Eager to lend a hand but unschooled in the ways of baseball and naive to the childish pranks perpetrated by ballplayers, she ignored the heat and humidity in Vero Beach, Fla., and set off across Dodgertown in dogged pursuit of the missing keys.
    Hodges sent her to Duke Snider, who suggested she try Pee Wee Reese, who pointed her toward Don Zimmer -- and on and on, her fruitless search continuing despite her blouse sticking to her back and droplets of sweat rolling down her cheeks.
    Finally, her face beet red, not from the Florida sun but from embarrassment, she caught on to the charade.

    Flo Snyder

    She'd been punked, '50s style.
    Flo Snyder still laughs at the 51-year-old memory. "That," she says, "tells you how much I knew about baseball."
    The former Flo Thomasian was the first person hired by the Dodgers after they ditched Brooklyn for her hometown of Los Angeles. And while not well versed in the national pastime when she started, she knew funny stories when she heard them.
    Or lived them.
    Snyder, 83, has included many of her favorites in a lighthearted, engaging account of her 10 years with the club, "Lady in the Locker Room: Madcap Memoirs of the Early L.A. Dodgers."
    The book's provocative title notwithstanding, Snyder actually spent little time in the clubhouse -- except for the time she memorably was duped into the players' lair only to be greeted by a major league mooning by an unidentified perpetrator.
    Snyder, a Garfield High and USC graduate, was an assistant to the Dodgers' legendary publicist, Red Patterson.
    And thrilled to be involved.
    "The arrival of the Dodgers was so exciting," Snyder says from her home in Carmel. "At the Coliseum that first year, the ballplayers would peer out of the dugout and see all these movie stars in the front rows -- and the movie stars would be peering right back at them. They were in awe of each other."
    Snyder was spellbound too -- even before Hodges, Snider, Reese and the rest of the Dodgers touched down.
    "You could feel the vibration of major league baseball coming to Southern California," she says. "When Walter O'Malley announced he was bringing the Dodgers, the city of L.A. was just going wild with anticipation and I was caught up in that."
    So she applied for the job and got it, even though she knew little about baseball and had never seen a professional game.
    Later, Snyder traveled the world as director of tourism for the state of California, but she says the most enjoyable time in her life was the time she spent working for the Dodgers.
    "Can you imagine a young, single girl -- and in those days, girls did not have exciting careers -- getting this memo from the traveling secretary telling me to be at the airport to board the Dodger plane because I was going to spring training?" she says. "I really think that was the most exciting moment of my life."

    In those days, she says, players regularly socialized with front-office personnel. A family atmosphere was fostered.
    "We all lived out in the Valley, so we were constantly at each other's houses," says Snyder, who counted several players and their wives among her closest friends. "There were parties and dinners. You know, we all sort of hung out with each other."
    So Snyder knew all about it when the famously private Sandy Koufax was quietly dating a grammar school teacher named Marge Zizzi, a supposedly secret relationship.
    Snyder writes that one of Zizzi's students, who'd one day been in the crowd at the airport welcoming home the Dodgers, later stood up in class to show off the autographs he'd collected.
    Wrapping up his show-and-tell session, the youngster happily noted, " . . . and I saw Sandy Koufax kissing Miss Zizzi."


    Snyder says she never dated any players, but notes that just working for the team improved her social standing.
    "Suddenly," she says, "I could get any date I wanted because the guy that took me out knew he was going to get great seats to a Dodger game. In fact, one guy I really liked took me to dinner and then to the Coliseum. My seats were right behind home plate and he turns to me and says, 'Will you marry me?' "
    Snyder declined but her association with the Dodgers continued to give her cachet long after she left the ballclub in 1968. Whenever she gave speeches on behalf of California tourism, she notes, someone would inquire about her former job.
    "That one little line from my bio created such a stir," Snyder says. "I'd be ready to take questions about the tourism program and all anybody wanted to know about was the Dodgers."
    That gave her the idea to share her experiences in a book.
    "When I'd tell these stories," she says, "people would always laugh. It's a great feeling to think you made people laugh."
    In "Lady in the Locker Room," she's done it again.

    Nice Story!  Nice Lady!!!

    Gotta check on Buzz!  Bye for now.

    October 03

    He has some words of wisdom for Lamar and Khloe

     
    Oh God!!!!
     

    Odom and Kardashian prepare to tie the knot after a short courtship, proving that all bets are off in matters of the heart.

     

    By Chris Erskine

     

    As the Lakers' Lamar Odom prepares to wed Khloe Kardashian here in L.A. on Sunday, let me propose a little toast to the bride and groom:

    WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!!!! ARE YOU BOTH DRUNK? YOU'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER, WHAT, 10 MINUTES? GIVE IT AN HOUR! GIVE IT A DAY!!!

    OK, I feel better now. Sometimes it's good to get things off your chest. We're happy for you kids, we really are. After all, everybody knows athletes make the best husbands. They are selfless, caring people. Just ask any bouncer or street cop.

    To you, Khloe, we offer only our best wishes. By all accounts, you've snagged yourself a real mensch, a sweetheart, a Dalai Lama (check out the haircut).

    Lamar might be the most consistently personable sports figure in L.A. Even Derek Fisher gets a little huffy now and then. But Lamar's the real deal.

    Sure, he can retreat unexpectedly at times, as he did in the Houston series. But he usually shows up eventually and comes through at crunch time. So never count your hubby out. He's a team player, which can be good for a marriage.

    I cry at weddings, court sentencings and any other event involving a huge loss of personal liberty. So, Khloe, let me keep this short. May this, your first marriage, also be your best. Enjoy every minute of it. And please, when Lamar slips up, please don't kill him. The Lakers will need him down the stretch, probably about the time Ron Artest clocks Jack Nicholson for no apparent reason.

    Remember, Khloe, you're not marrying one man, you're marrying an entire league. A very loopy league.

    Lord help you, child.

    To you, Lamar . . .

    Seriously, what are you doing, dude? You play in the NBA. You can date indefinitely. Why buy the cow when the dairy farm is free? Even Phil won't get married, and he's older than the Bible. He's older than love itself.

    "Khloe is smart and beautiful, and that is very hard to find," you told US magazine.

    Oh, I don't know. This is Los Angeles. Turn on the tube. Open a window. Smart and beautiful women are everywhere. One just fell on my windshield. Splat. In L.A., smart and beautiful women are almost a public nuisance.

    But, OK, I get it. In matters of the heart, all bets are off. There was this guy in the gym the other morning, married 40 years (and looked it). Anyway, he and his wife dated for all of five weeks. Sometimes you just know, he says.

    Certainly, the Kardashians (rhymes with Car-Crashians) really appreciate you jocks. Dad used to pal around with O.J. Simpson, no matter what he did. Khloe's mom ended up remarried to Bruce Jenner. And Khloe's big sister Kim dated Reggie Bush. Hey, are there any sisters left for Luke Walton?

    A few tips on achieving a blissful marriage, from a true believer in the institution:

    1. Listen, listen, listen (or at least tilt your head and pretend).

    2. Surprise her with little gifts (pregnancy doesn't count).

    3. If you completely disappear for three or four days, be sure to call. Women really like that.

    So in closing, I urge you to ignore the cynics who say this marriage will be great for the Celtics and almost assures the Cavaliers of their first-ever title. I disagree. I think you will survive marriage to become an even better player.

    Just watch out for your new mother-in-law coming down the lane.

    Mazel tov, baby.

    Yeah,  L.A. is a normal city!!

    Sorry for the lame post!!  I'll try to do better tomorrow!!

     




     

    October 01

    Thursday Funnies….

    While waiting for the weekend!!

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    And finally….

    Marital Spite With a Side of Goldfish

    A Texas woman, apparently angry at her former common-law husband, fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them, Pasadena police said.

    Spokesman Vance Mitchell said police responded to the man’s report of goldfish theft on Saturday.  Officers went to the woman’s home, where they fried found four fried goldfish on a plate.  The woman said she already ate the other three.

    Police say it’s a civil matter and no charges will be filed.

    Like I always say, God is great, Beer is good and people are Crazy!!

    Have a GREAT Friday and weekend!!

    September 30

    Race For The Cure!

    Had to post this!!  Talk about insiring!!
     
    They shut down Los Angeles!!  WTG!!!
     
     
    'Inspiring' 30,000 crowd at Race for the Cure
     
     
    The annual breast-cancer walk and run raises about $2.5 million
     
     
     
     
     

    NEWPORT BEACH – Jessica Nerney and 35 friends and co-workers woke up before dawn Sunday and dressed in pink T-shirts that read "Team Nerney" and "Saving the TaTa One Step at a Time."

    Nerney, 31, was diagnosed with breast cancer in May. She is undergoing chemotherapy, and will have surgery after five more sessions. But Sunday morning she was upbeat, walking with her friends around Newport Center and wearing a pink wig, a tiara and a boa.

    "Because I have cancer, I've enlisted everyone to help out with the cure," said the attorney and Newport Beach resident. "They are the best."

    Team Nerney was one of scores of organized groups that participated in the Susan G. Komen Orange County Race for the Cure Sunday morning. More than 30,000 people attended the 18th annual event, which helps raise money for breast-cancer research and treatment.

    Organizers estimated that the fundraiser – the biggest of its kind in California – brought in about $2.5 million, with more donations anticipated through Oct. 16.

    This year, expectations were drawn back a bit because of the faltering economy. Last year the event hit record numbers with 30,000-35,000 attendees and $3.2 million raised. The financial goal this year is between $2.8 million and $3 million.

    "It was absolutely a fantastic success to have this crowd, this outcome in an economy that's tough for a lot of people," said Lisa Wolter, executive director of the Komen Orange County Affiliate. "It's just inspiring. It says so much for the people of Orange County that, contrary to stereotype, they care."

    The morning started with a 5K run/walk at 7:30 a.m. Shelby Buckley of Newport Coast won the women's first-place medal; Michael Powers of Irvine won first place in the men's division; and Caroline McAndrews of Laguna Niguel won first place among breast-cancer survivors.

    A one-mile fun walk followed the first race; then survivors gathered on the steps of the Pacific Life headquarters and delivered emotional speeches about surviving their common foe.

    Organizers introduced Elizabeth Lueke, 99, the county's oldest breast-cancer survivor, and Hannah Powell-Auslam, 11, one of the nation's youngest.

    "I looked out there and saw that I was not alone," said Powell-Auslam, a resident of La Mirada. "There's a lot of support out there."

    Actress Sarah Chalke of TV's "Scrubs" also offered some inspiring words to the audience.

    At 9:45 a.m., another 5K run/walk took place on blocked-off streets in Newport Center and along Fashion Island. The first place winners were Sara Schaible of Newport Beach in the women's division; John Yelsey of Corona del Mar in the men's division; and Caroline Taylor of Coto de Caza among the survivors.

    The individual who raised the most funds was Lauren Heller of Corona del Mar ($35,121), and the team that brought in the most money was I Survived Real Estate 2009 ($58,012.96).

    Jennifer Feldman, 27, of Tustin, said she was amazed with Sunday's turnout.

    "There was pink in all directions, as far as you could see," said the breast-cancer survivor. "How many people breast cancer affects is astonishing. When you actually see that sea of people – that's what puts it in perspective."

    I thought that was so awesome!!!!  Even the men joined in!!!  The men slowed down at the end and let the women pass them  My MIL survived breast cancer and is doing so well that you would never know.  I'm so proud of her!!

    So COOL!!!

    PS  The amount raised has now exceeded $4 million!

     

     

    September 29

    Angels Clinch the West!!! WOOOO!!

     

    Angels in control, even in celebration

    I had another post planned and ready to go.  Tomorrow….

    They won the West for the third year in a row, due in part to a manager who has kept the young team on a short leash. When they rejoiced, and remembered teammate Nick Adenhart, it was as a team.

     

    Angel pitcher Jered Weaver, after hugging the photo of Nick Adenhart, who was killed by a drunk driver in April, holding Adenhart’s jersey. They keep his locker intact, hang his jersey in the dugout and bring it on road trips.

    It was Nick’s first game in in the big leagues and he pitched 6 shutout innings for the win  He was 22 years old.

    Jered Weaver and Nick Adenhart, (bottom right) were best friends….

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    The champagne-and-beer showers, the ear-thumping hip-hop music and dancing, the victory cigars -- all the trappings of a traditional division-winning celebration would have to wait.

    Before the revelry came, a remembrance.
    The Angels clinched their fifth American League West title in six years with an 11-0 romp over the Texas Rangers in Angel Stadium on Monday night, and after a huge group hug in the middle of the infield, players and coaches quickly retreated to the clubhouse.
    But before any corks were popped, Manager Mike Scioscia spoke for several minutes about the fallen Angel, Nick Adenhart, the 22-year-old pitcher who was killed along with two friends in a car crash on April 9, just four days into the season.
    "It was definitely very emotional," reliever Kevin Jepsen said. "It was Scioscia saying, 'No matter what happens, everywhere we go, Nick is with us.' He's been with us the whole way, and he's pulling for us. He was a part of this team. He can't be here to celebrate with us, but he's in our hearts."

    The Angels got the party started, dousing each other with large quantities of booze, but Adenhart was again in the middle of it, a clubhouse attendant taking Adenhart's No. 34 jersey around the room and players pouring beer and champagne on it.  Nick was killed by a drunk driver on his way home after the game.

    Celebration at the wall… Nick’s wall!

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     The Angels then jogged en masse to the center-field wall, where a picture of Adenhart in mid-pitching motion has been affixed since the tragic crash. Players bowed their heads, tapped Adenhart's face, and some poured beer over his head.
    "Nick Adenhart should be here celebrating with us," center fielder Torii Hunter said. "But the good Lord took him. Now, we're just celebrating in his name. He's a very important part of the team. We're playing hard for him. Trust me, he's here in spirit and in love."
    The Angels have gotten used to such celebrations, having advanced to the playoffs in six of the last eight years and winning the World Series in 2002.

    In the locker room

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    "They never get old," said pitcher John Lackey, the Game 7 winner in the 2002 World Series. "You've got to celebrate, for sure. We've been together since the middle of February, it's been a long journey, and a lot of things didn't go as planned."
    For that reason, many Angels said, this celebration felt different.
    "This one is special because we're one short," pitcher Joe Saunders said of Adenhart. "We miss him. We wish he was here with us. This season is dedicated to him. We're celebrating for him and for his family. We're trying to win this thing for him."
    Added Lackey: "He's definitely in our thoughts. This is the first step of our goal. We're going to take him all the way."

    Got the fans good!  And they loved it!!

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    The next step is a likely AL division series rematch with the Boston Red Sox, who eliminated the Angels in the first round of the playoffs in 2004, 2007 and 2008 and need just one victory, or one more Texas loss, to clinch the AL wild card.
    "They're going to get a battle," Saunders said. "They've had our number in the postseason. We've got nothing to lose. We're going to give them everything we've got, and hopefully, we'll play until November."
    The Angels achieved their first goal Monday night by crushing their closest pursuers in the division, throttling the Rangers with their bats and smothering them with their pitching and gloves.
    Ervin Santana, who entered with a 7-6 career record and 6.67 earned-run average against Texas, threw a seven-hitter for his second shutout of the season, and the Angels racked up 12 hits, including three each by Bobby Abreu and Maicer Izturis.
    Vladimir Guerrero hit a run-scoring double and Kendry Morales followed with a towering two-run home run to center field in the first inning, giving the first baseman 33 homers and 104 runs batted in on the season.
    Erick Aybar hit an RBI fielder's choice in the third, and Izturis keyed a three-run third with a two-run single.
    Abreu tripled and scored in the fourth and hit an RBI double and scored on Hunter's single during a three-run sixth.

    Ervin Santana pitched a 9 inning, 7 hit shutout.

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    While the Rangers committed three errors that led to two unearned runs, the Angels sparkled defensively, turning three double plays, two of them started by Morales.
    "Honestly, I think there were bigger powers looking down on us tonight," Saunders said. "Everything was going our way. Ervin pitched an outstanding game, we hit the ball everywhere. It was one of those nights where we weren't going to be beaten."
    The Angels have six more regular-season games to rest up and gear up for the playoffs. Considering how much they've struggled during a September in which they are 14-12 and averaging only 4.2 runs a game, it is important to gain some momentum going into the postseason.
    The Angels won 100 games and clinched the division on Sept. 10 last season, but they did not peak in October and were ousted by the Red Sox in the division series.
    "We're going to try to bring [Adenhart's] ring back home for him and give it to his parents," Hunter said. "But first, we've got to get past the first round."

    Well, since the playoffs begin next week, there will be more baseball posts.

    I'm sticking to my prediction from April.  Philadelphia Phillies  and Anaheim Angels in the World Series.  Let me hear your picks!!

    September 28

    Battle of the Gardeners!!

     

    For those of you who have been reading my blog for awhile, you might remember this golden oldie.

    August 20, 2008 

    The Constant Gardener

    I was pretty sure I had posted about this blithering idiot before but I can't find it.  The Vietnamese gardener I used up until the time we decided to get sod.  (Aside:  He asked if I needed him to mow when the yard was DIRT!!!!) 

    Nuff said.

    He was and still is the laziest gardener I have ever seen!  Does the bare minimum, hardly cleans up and recently raised his fees!  I have fired him 3 times now but he still show's up every other week, leaning on the doorbell at 6:30 AM!  As far as I can remember, our last conversation went pretty much like this:

    HIM:  You want mow?

    Me:  NO!

    Him:  Your lawn look like crap!!

    Me:  It's dirt, you moron!

    Him:  Next week?

    Me:  Go Away!!

    Him:  OK!  Next week!!

    Me:  I have a gun!!

    Him:  See you next week!

    *Sigh*

    That was like two months ago!  And who happens to show up at my front door this morning at 6:30 LEANING on the doorbell??  You guessed it!!  Ho Chi Minh!!  Wanting to mow!  I explained to him that it was NEW sod and could not be walked on for 3 weeks or mowed for a month!!  He did a few calculations on his abacus and declared that he would be here NEXT WEEK!!  I told him no and that it would be another 3 weeks before I wanted it mowed and also that HE would not be inflicting his brutal tortue on it!!  He replied that he understood about new sod but hoped I would change my mind.  I told him I would think about it.  He then turned around and walked DIRECTLY across the lawn!!  I yelled at him and he said OOPS, but continued walking across the rest of the lawn and the parkway portion too! 

    Guess who will NOT be getting hired!!  Jerk!!!

    Anyhow, my neighbor Rod and him have a rivalry going on.  Whenever Ho Chi Minh shows up, Rod races out and begins mowing his lawn.  Words are exchanged while I laugh my butt off!! 

    Here is Rod:

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    I’m pretty sure he kicked Ho Chi Minh’s truck!!!

    Here is Ho!  (Yes, we are on a first name basis now...  LOL!!)

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    This is as close as I could get them together

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    Apparently the fight involved property lines.  I also had a great chance to take a pic of Crazy Lady II but the little switch on the memory card had been flipped off.  Maybe tomorrow.

    By the way, there is a one foot line of un-cut grass between the two yards!!  LOL!!  So glad I have a digital camera and a huge picture window!  If I ever see them rolling around in the grass and fighting I’ll be sure to run right over there….. camera in hand!!  Then I’ll turn the hose on both of them!

    Have a Wonderful week.  I should be through laughing soon!

    September 26

    A Lighter Post Today

    It's you-know-who again!!  This guy!
     
     
    Chris Erskine
    September 26, 2009
     
    We're trying to avoid the "pig flu" that's sweeping the first grade -- the little guy's term, not mine -- so we're headed back to the heartland, of all places. Seems if you were wary of swine, this is the last place you'd ever want to go.

    Anyway, that's where we are, at my daughter's college in Indiana -- the land of crunchy sushi, a place where you can't get a decent martini to save your life.

    "Anything for our kids," I explain.

    "Evidently," says my wife.

    Seems we just dropped off the little girl, yet we are back. "Parents' Weekend," they call it. We walk by one frat house, and there are empty Jell-O shot cups all over the lawn, like birch leaves. Obviously, the children are putting on their best fronts for Mom and Dad.

    If you've never had a Jell-O shot, they are Jell-O mixed with vodka or some other rotgut alcohol. You pour it into tiny plastic cups, then chill it solid. Kids here really like their Jell-O. It's almost a food group.

    "Did you see the bicycle in the tree this morning?" one of the little girl's classmates asks.

    "Yeah, I saw it," someone answers.

    No, I don't approve. If it were up to me, the drinking age here would be raised to 50. By then, you've earned a snort or two and are too tired to do much damage, really. It's hard to imagine a 50-year-old having too many Jell-O shots and deciding to park his Schwinn high up in some sugar maple.

    I think my wife would agree. She's not much for the sauce herself. She's one of those tiny wives with big purses who likes to maintain total focus at all times, except when she doesn't. In fact, on the way to the airport, she started digging for something and tumbled headfirst into her giant purse.

    After a few minutes, I decided to fish her out. (She had our boarding passes.) Unfortunately, she was the smallest thing in her purse. You know how it is -- you look and look and look, knowing she's got to be in there somewhere. If she hadn't bit my thumb, I might never have found her.

    So how's the little girl? Great, thanks. The California kid is loving the heartland and vice versa. She's made a litter of new buddies.

    After a month, it is as if they've known each other for decades.

    On Saturday, we all go to the football game together, the parents and the kids. The game's close, we lose, who cares? It's one of those crazy Big 10 games where the marching band is better than the football team and they flip the cheerleaders clear up into the clouds. I fear one or two might still be up there, circling the Earth -- still smiling.

    After the game, the kids cluster together on a hillside like kittens, while the parents get to know one another better over beer. Never tried the stuff before. I find it fizzy but refreshing.

    As if that weren't enough, one dad brought lobster sandwiches all the way from New England. So I've got a lobster roll in my right claw and a cold beer in my left. If you've found a better way to spend an autumn afternoon -- new friends, cold beer and succulent lobster -- please call. I'm pretty free the rest of my life.

    Best of all is seeing the kids so happy. Are these the same moody little monsters who drove us crazy through high school? Guess not. They already seem more poised, more patient, more everything.

    At dinner, another California kid tells a wonderful story of arriving for freshman year. In the first week, the girl started seeing these flashes of light that worried her. She didn't know any classmates well enough to confide, so she went to the campus clinic, fearing the worst.

    "Dear, you're from California, right?" the nurse asked.

    "Yes."
    "Um, have you ever seen fireflies before?"

    "Fireflies?"

    College: It's all about discovery.

    In the end, Parents' Weekend turns out to be a blast. It's my favorite new holiday, after Mardi Gras and Bill Murray's birthday. Next year, the dads vow, we're going to rent an RV. We'll park it in a shady spot near the stadium, fire up a grill, rent our own mini-marching band, 10 snares and 20 trumpets, to serenade us. Some guys waste their money on personal jets. We prefer to support the arts.

    Frankly, though, it'll be hard to top this year. We received lots of hugs from the little girl, who's never been shy that way. She is the huggiest kid you could ever want, assuming you ever wanted a huggy kid (some don't).

    "Charlie has mono!" she squeals one morning after hearing that someone in their group fell sick.

    "Oh?"

    "I think," the little girl says, "that all my friends should be tested."

    "Is that necessary?"

    "Well, we all kiss each other."

    "Huh!!!" blurted her mother, who proceeded to fall into her own purse for a second time.

    Full-gainer, with a perfect half twist. This time, we just let her rest.

     

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    Now speaking of crazy,  I'm pretty sure that you all have missed my posts about my crazy neighbors.  So here is a neighbor that you haven't met yet.  We refer to her as 'Crazy Lady II'.  She is really mean and divorced (I wonder why?) so I didn't dare to try to take a photo of her.... Yet!!

    Now, she decided to put in a walkway leading to nowhere.  My FIL made one using those molds that you pour concrete into, let it harden and move on until it's completed.  It took him 5 days.  She decided to buy slabs of concrete and chisle out each stone by hand!  She has been working on it for 4 months and she still has a long way to go.  Here is what it looked like this morning:

    The city made her put up the caution tape.  I'll keep you updated on this one!!!

    I hope you're all having great weekends!

     

    PS:  That roadwork that I blogged about is finally finished.  Now they are on to the NEXT street!!  Oh No!!!!!


     
     
    September 25

    Get This!!!!

     

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    Boy, 16, suspected in a dozen arson fires in San Bernardino County

    Authorities believe he may have started the Pendleton and Oak Glen fires and others over the last three years.

    A 16-year-old boy seen riding a bike away from a brush fire near Yucaipa on Wednesday is suspected of starting a dozen fires that ravaged the area over the last three years, including two large blazes earlier this month.

    San Bernardino County prosecutors said they were still weighing what charges to bring against the high school student, who was not immediately identified because of his age.
    Authorities said he has been linked to recent blazes, including the 860-acre Pendleton fire that destroyed two structures and the Oak Glen fire that charred more than 1,100 acres.
    "It's early in the investigation, but we are looking at him in connection with multiple fires," said Dist. Atty. Michael A. Ramos.

    "It's a very serious case," he said. "Our county has had its share of fires in the last decade that have destroyed peoples' property, peoples' homes and peoples' lives."
    Investigators would not reveal what evidence links the various fires. The boy was arrested Wednesday when witnesses saw him riding his bike away from a fire that had just started in the Crofton Hills area.
    Officials said it was odd to have a large number of fires in a small area, suggesting that someone in the area might be setting them.

    "That's a small area to have this intense of a fire siege," said Doug McKain, a unit chief with the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection. "There were a lot of evacuations. It impacted a lot of people."
    The case marks the second high-profile arrest of a suspected juvenile arsonist in less than a month. Last week, a 13-year-old El Monte boy was charged with two felonies in connection with the Aug. 25 Morris fire, which consumed more than 2,100 acres north of Azusa, prosecutors said. The youth is accused of felony arson of a forest and recklessly setting fire to a forest or structure.
    In 2005, of 1,467 arson arrests in California, 52% involved juveniles, according to the California Department of Justice. Nationwide, an FBI report found that in 2003, 50.8% of those arrested on suspicion of arson were juveniles; a third of the total arrests in arsons were of children under 15 and 3% were of those under age 10.

    Meanwhile, firefighters battling the 16,400-acre Guiberson fire in Ventura County took advantage of relatively light winds Thursday to attack flare-ups emerging on the northeast edge of the three-day-old blaze.
    From the tiny Piru community east of Fillmore, a giant column of smoke could be seen throughout the day as air and ground crews worked to halt the flames' advance, said Capt. Ron Oatman, a Ventura County Fire Department spokesman.
    But for the most part, the fire has slowed considerably and is no longer posing a threat to Moorpark, Somis and other communities on its southern flank, Oatman said. All evacuations and road closures have been canceled except in one small area near Somis, he said.
    "We're right on track," he said. "We had the weather we expected today, hot and dry. And the wind wasn't as bad as it could have been."
    Full containment of the month-old Station fire in the Angeles National Forest was expected late Thursday.
    Aircraft on Thursday were patrolling the interior of the 160,577-acre blaze to extinguish hot spots that remain in steep and rugged terrain that can't be reached by ground crews.

    And as if the wildfires aren’t enough…

    Fire burning at Wilmington refinery

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    A large fire broke out this morning at a refinery in Wilmington.

    The blaze started around 5 a.m. at the Tesoro Refinery at 2101 E. Pacific Coast Highway. More than 120 firefighters were on the scene and had prevented the blaze from spreading outside the Tesoro property, according to the Los Angeles Fire Department.

    No injuries were reported, and officials are not sure how the fire started.

    What is it with fires and California??

    I tried to find some good news but it’s hard to come by these days.

    Everyone, have a Great weekend!

    September 23

    More Fires… and HEAT!

     

    The wildfire, expected to grow to 10,000 acres, poses a growing threat to oil fields, power lines and agricultural sites. 

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    The 9,700-acre Guiberson fire in Ventura County is 20% contained, but firefighters expect the blaze to grow to 10,000 acres before the day is over as it threatens oil production fields, power lines and agricultural sites, officials said today.

    At a news conference, fire experts said winds have increased significantly since 9 a.m. and are up to 12 mph with gusts to 21 mph. The winds were calmer than they were at midday Tuesday when gusts of more than 50 mph were recorded.

    Flying tankers attacked the flames on the western and eastern flanks of the fire, which is about five miles north of Moorpark College. The fire is threatening oil production fields and five 220-kilovolt power lines that supply Ventura and Santa Barbara with electricity, said Nick Schuler with CalFire. (A previous version of this post erroneously said an above-ground gas line was threatened.)

    The fire also prompted the closure today of Moorpark College and two elementary schools, Walnut Canyon and Campus Canyon.

    "We don't want these kids out, especially with those elements," said Mike Mohler, a spokesman for CalFire.

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    The cause of the fire, which started Tuesday, is still under investigation, but Ventura County Sheriff's Department officials have said it appeared to have been started by spontaneous combustion of manure from a local ranch.

    Officials did not disclose exactly where the fire started or how. But spontaneous manure fires are fairly common in farm communities, often occurring during conditions of extreme heat. Temperatures around where today's fire started near Fillmore topped 100 degrees.

    In 2005, it took months to fully contain a manure fire that broke out at a feed lot near Lincoln, Neb. A man was killed earlier this year in Texas on a fire later blamed in part on animal waste placed in bags in a truck.

    Manure becomes volatile as it decomposes.  Gases, including methane and hydrogen sulfide, are naturally produced as the animal waste breaks down.

    As weather becomes hotter, methane becomes highly combustible, which can cause the manure to spontaneously explode and sometimes catch fire.

    Since methane is lighter than air, it builds up on top of unvented areas, such as in closed pits.  All areas with manure should be ventilated to prevent explosions.

    There you go!!  A fire update and a science lesson in one post!!  Weather conditions should improve tomorrow and by next week the temps should be in the mid-70’s.

    Pretty soon I’ll be complaining about too much rain….  NO I WON’T!!

    Take care and be safe.

    PS:  That Station fire from two months ago is still burning.  Over 300 sq miles so far.

    September 22

    The Cat Doc

     
    Saw this today and thought I would post it for my cat friends!  She is a local Vet and always has good tips.
     
    Cats have claws and scratching is a normal behavior.  Cats scratch to sharpen and clean their claws and to stretch, but they also scratch to leave their scent on things.

    If you go to the zoo or watch lions and tigers on nature shows, you will see the big cats engage in scratching behavior similar to that of our pet cats.  Instinct tells a cat to scratch, but training allows you to control where the scratching occurs in your home.

    Yes, people, you can train your cat.

    Many owners tell me their cat scratches the sofa, and when I ask if they have a scratching post somewhere in the house they sometimes say, “No.”

    Other owners tell me they have a scratching post, but when I ask if they trained their cat to use it, they often say, again, “No.”  Cats are smart, but they are not smart enough to know the difference between the arm of your sofa and a scratching post, unless you help them.

    Getting a kitten to scratch in an appropriate spot is easy.  You need to make it part of the daily routine of play and interaction.  It is a good idea when you first get up in the morning to take your kitten to the scratching post, put his feet up on it, and help him scratch.  You can also dangle toys on strings close to the post to stimulate the kitten to jump up and grab the post and toy.  This play can occur several times during the day.

    There are three main materials that scratching posts are made from: carpet, cardboard, and rope (sisal).  Some cats have preferences for different materials, so if your cat is not interested in the post type that you have, try another kind.

    If your cat likes to scratch a horizontal surface, the cardboard type of post that lays flat on the ground may be best.  The cardboard posts often contain catnip, or catnip can be sprinkled or sprayed around the other types of posts.  Catnip works as an attractant for most cats over the age of six months.  Kittens are not stimulated by catnip and catnip attraction is actually a genetic trait of cats.

    Put the scratching post in an area where your cat likes to hang out.  If the post is inconveniently placed, your cat is not going to search the house for it and will use other materials when he or she wants to stretch or scratch.

    If your cat begins to scratch something inappropriate, squirt him with water or clap your hands loudly to get his attention and stop the behavior.  If your cat has already been scratching something you don’t want him too, try placing a scratching post right next to this spot and begin a transition to the post.  If the cat starts using the post, then you can SLOWLY (over several weeks) move the post a few feet at a time to a better location.

    To keep a cat from scratching carpet or furniture in the house, there are several items that can help.  I have not seen repellent sprays work very well, but I have seen Feliway Spray to be effective.  This pheromone spray was originally designed to prevent urine marking, but seems to work very well to keep cats from scratching things.  Sticky Paws is wide double sided tape that can be placed on items you don’t want scratched.  Cats hate it when their feet stick to things and this will negatively reinforce scratching behavior.

    Soft Paws, vinyl nail caps, are another solution to prevent damage by a cat that likes to scratch things.  These nail caps are glued onto your cat’s trimmed toenails and make the nails soft and smooth at the tips.  Nail caps need to be reapplied every 4-6 weeks or sooner if you cat likes to chew them off.

    If your cat has damaged a sofa or other piece of furniture that you want to replace, consider making a scratching post out of the item.  By doing this, you know that your cat is already attracted to the material and will want to scratch it.  You might need to confine your cat in a room with the scratching post and let him establish a habit before giving him the opportunity to scratch a new item.

    Some cats will scratch things out of boredom.  If you have a cat like this, he may scratch to get your attention, even if it is negative attention.  Take this as a warning and play with him and find other outlets to stimulate him.

    Don’t give up on training your cat to scratch appropriate items.  Make sure that he has a scratching post made out of a material he likes to scratch and it is placed in an area he can easily get too.  Your cat needs to scratch, so help him out.

    One more cat tip:

    How to Prepare for a New Cat

    1. Take cold chicken and stars soup straight from the can and splash it across the carpet and the foot of the bed and then walk in it in the dark with your socks on.

    2. Set up a mouse trap at the foot of the bed each night so that if you move a toe one inch while you are sleeping, you are sure to get snapped.

    3. Cover all your best suits with cat hair. Dark suits must use white hair,and light suits must use dark hair. Also, float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning.

    4. Put everything cat-toy sized into a water bowl to marinate.

    5. Practice cutting your chicken into teeny tiny bites so that when they steal, it won't be the whole breast.

    6. Tip over a basket of clean laundry, and scatter clothing all over the floor.

    7. Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that's where the cat will drag it anyway (especially when you have company).

    8. Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program and run  to the t.v. shouting "No! No! Don't gnaw on the electric cord!" Miss the end of the program.

    9. Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the corner of the living room inthe morning and don't try to clean it up until you return from work that evening.

    10. Gouge the surface of the dining room table several times with an exacto knife. It's going to get scratched anyway.

    11. Practice searching every closet and open cabinet door before you shut it.

    12. Knock all small items off your kitchen counter.

    13. Bite the eraser off every pencil in the house.

    14. Take a fork and shred the roll of toliet paper while it's still hanging up. 
     Pull a few sheets off and scatter them around the bathroom.

    15. Take a staple remover and punch two holes in every scrap of paper around the house.

    16. Get a litter tray without a lid and mix in some tootsie rolls with cat litter and then tip it over right before the company comes. Make sure your guests get to find this before you do.

    17. Buy a mixed bag of cat toys and stuff them under the refrigerator. Practice getting up at 2AM and fishing them out with a ruler or broom stick.

    18. Take a warm cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you will get when your new cat falls asleep on your lap.

     

    Hope these tips were informative.  I try to be helpful...

    Have a peaceful Tuesday.



     

     

    September 21

    Heating Up!

     

    High winds starting tonight and over 100 tomorrow through Wednesday. Tomorrow is the first day of Autumn.  Our summer is starting right on schedule.  Ironic, huh? 

     

    Santa Ana winds are on their way

    Firefighters race the forecast as they try to snuff out the Station fire and a Temecula blaze before the arrival of strong gusts expected by this evening.

    Bracing for the arrival of a heat wave and the likelihood of Santa Ana winds, Southern California firefighters rushed this weekend to extinguish the Station fire and a smaller blaze east of Temecula.
    A high-pressure system building over the Great Basin area today will bring low humidity and temperatures in the high 90s to the Los Angeles area. While weather at the beaches will remain in the 80s, the mercury is expected to reach triple digits inland and in the San Fernando Valley. A high of 98 degrees is expected downtown Tuesday and Wednesday, with temperatures surging to 105 degrees in the warmest parts of the Valley on those days. "It's going to be a scorcher," said Jamie Stern of the National Weather Service.
    Fire officials are most concerned about Santa Ana winds moving into the region. By this evening, forecasters are predicting winds from the northeast up to 20 to 30 miles per hour in the mountain passes and canyons, with gusts up to 45 miles per hour.

     
    "If any fires were to develop or ignite, it could be a situation where the fire could explosively grow," said Joe Sirard, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Oxnard. "It's going to be a potentially hazardous situation, so let's cross our fingers."

     
    Forecasters have issued a red-flag warning for tonight through Wednesday evening covering the mountains of Los Angeles and Ventura counties, the Santa Monica Mountains, and the San Fernando and San Gabriel valleys.
    Racing against the weather, crews fighting the Station fire in the Angeles National Forest spent the weekend soaking hot spots north of Mt. Wilson with more than 80,000 gallons of water. Officials hope to contain the Station fire, which has chewed through more than 160,000 acres since it began on Aug. 26, by Tuesday.
    After nearly a month fighting the blaze, Fire Information Officer Carol Underhill of the U.S. Forest Service said, officials are relying primarily on aerial surveillance and infrared technology to detect burning embers and prevent the fire from spreading into pockets of untouched forest land within the fire perimeter. Officials used a water tender Sunday to spread fire retardant along the northern slope of Mt. Wilson, while ground crews continued mopping up the fire.

     
    "Right now it's smoldering in the duff layer -- the pine needles and dry leaves," she said. "We're taking an abundance of caution just trying to address those hot spots this weekend before we get that windy weather."
    Facing similar concerns, firefighters in Riverside County made significant headway Sunday stamping out a 340-acre brush fire that spread across rolling hills east of Temecula after it ignited Saturday afternoon near California 79 and Vail Lake Road.

     
    At least 12 structures were destroyed and more than 30 homes were evacuated within a two-mile radius of the ignition point. The fire burned along both sides of California 79, damaging power poles and causing outages. That led officials to close a portion of the highway for much of the weekend as officials repaired power lines and snuffed out hot spots. The highway reopened Sunday evening.
    Capt. Fernando Herrera of the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection said the combination of a swift air attack, which included six air tankers and three helicopters, and mild winds Sunday helped them reach full containment of the fire as expected Sunday evening.
    "We had two air bases relatively close to the fire and a lot of ground resources were available, so we were able to get personnel up here pretty quick," Herrera said.

     

    So far, so good but those winds will kick up sometime after midnight.  Please pray for our exhausted firefighters.

    I have a great, helpful post about cats coming tomorrow! 

    September 20

    Here We Go Again!

    Our Fire season has set in.  September is our summer.
    First of all, that Station Fire is still burning.  Although it is 93% contained, it has begun flaring up again.  290 square miles so far.  This week could be BAD!!
     
     
     
    The National Weather Service still isn’t expecting a major Santa Ana wind event. But forecasters now say that dry offshore winds could gust up to 35 mph in Orange County’s northeast canyons and foothills Monday night and early Tuesday as a heat wave takes grip. Earlier, forecasters thought winds would peak at 20-25 mph.

    But the weather service’s overall message remains unchanged: Orange County, which is in severe drought, will experience a sustained heat wave that could raise inland temperatures to 105 degrees and drop the relative humidity into the teens. Add that to the dry, offshore winds and you have an elevated risk of wildfires in a county that hasn’t gotten a full inch of rain from a single storm since mid-December.

    The weather service says, “A change gets underway Monday as a strong high pressure ridge heads into Oregon and expands throughout the west. Upper low pressure to the east will produce a weak offshore flow starting Monday night. That will bring very dry conditions to all areas except the immediate coast Tuesday and Wednesday.

    “It will also produce local offshore breezes where top gusts could exceed 35 mph Tuesday and Wednesday mornings. Temperatures will increase Monday and soar Tuesday with readings approaching 100 not far from the coast because of the offshore flow. Of course all this will elevate the fire potential. But luckily the winds will not be strong. The ridge will weaken a little Wednesday or Thursday or Friday.”

    A red flag warning has already been issued for portions of Los Angeles and Ventura counties. The warning goes into affect at midnight Monday and will last until sometime Wednesday. A warning for Orange County is expected on Monday.

    A new fire has just started today in Temecula, which is closer to us.... Riverside County.  Then I saw this..

    Fire extinguished at Naval Weapons Station

    SEAL BEACH – Orange County firefighters extinguished a fire that burned for several hours Monday at an oil and natural gas drilling facility at the Seal Beach Naval Weapons Station, officials said.

    The majority of the fire was extinguished after crews turned off gas flowing to a broken valve at the station, which is in the middle of the base's National Wildlife Refuge on Oil Island, officials said. The pump facility is owned and operated by Breitburn Energy Partners of Los Angeles, which also has drilling facilities in Fullerton and Brea.

     



    The fire, which started about 1:20 p.m., caused crews to temporarily shut down Pacific Coast Highway in both directions near Seal Beach Boulevard as a staging ground for firefighting equipment, Orange County Fire Authority spokesman Greg McKeown said. All lanes are now reported open.

    The fire is not near the base's weapons or ammunition, base spokesman Gregg Smith said.

    Animals on the 6-acre island were not in danger, Smith said. The 1,000-acre refuge supports endangered birds such as the light-footed clapper rail and the California least tern, he said.

    Seven engines and two trucks responded to the fires and no injuries were reported, McKeown said.
     
    Now I know that fire is out but I and everyone here else knows that they store nuclear weapons there in bunkers.  The Navy won't admit it but we know!  Oh, and if you break in there, you will be killed.  Nice!!
     
    Wish us luck this week.... Hot, Dry and Windy.
    Hope your weekend was a good one.
     
    September 19

    Hey, cricket fans!

     
    By Chris Erskine

    September 19, 2009

    My favorite columnist, yet again!

    There's a cricket in the kitchen. Chirps all night long, like he's trying to sell me something.

    I'm not sure how the cricket got into the house, though I suspect he was carried in by one of the dogs. In my experience, dogs are vessels for any sort of unpleasantness. Bugs. Mucus. Bad breath. Were there no dogs, there would be no germs. It's not a coincidence that cold and flu season start in the fall, when dogs are running rampant.

    Anyway, we have this cricket in the kitchen. I think he's a teenager, because he's up all night. At first, he was by the fireplace, but then he jitterbugged to a spot near the refrigerator, which is where most of the action takes place in our house.

    "Can you go up in the attic today?" the wife asks.

    "Why?"

    "Because that's where the cricket is," she says.

    Everybody's got an opinion on this cricket's whereabouts. The attic. The cabinet. My nose. It's a little like trying to pin down a car rattle, each person hears something different.

    In the light of day, when we might most be inclined to do something about the cricket, he goes silent. By night, when we are exhausted and prone to surrender, he begins to sing again.

    There are advantages to having a cricket in the house. You don't need to ever walk them. They don't shed. And last night, he performed the theme from "Monday Night Football," which is why I suspect he's a he. My wife tried to make requests, something by John Mayer, but the cricket didn't respond. He's not an iPod, I told her. He's an artist.

    "Hear that?" I ask.

    "What?"

    "Brahms," I say.

    "Like you know Brahms," she says dismissively.

    This is a woman, mind you, who wouldn't even attend the opening ceremonies for AYSO (American Youth Soccer Origanization) last Saturday. Now, admittedly, nobody but a 5-year-old actually enjoys opening ceremonies, yet it's just something you do, like open house or back-to-school night. You can't "hit for the cycle" in the suburbs and not go to opening ceremonies in September. You just grit your teeth and go.

    The other moms went. One mother was there with two baby strollers and three husbands. That's not a lifestyle I envy, but neither am I to judge. The point is: With all her responsibilities, all the complexities she has in her unconventional, multi-husbanded life, this woman still managed to attend the God-forsaken opening day soccer ceremonies.

    "We don't have doughnuts?" one kid kept asking.

    "No, we don't have doughnuts," I said.

    "I want a doughnut," he said.

    We are the one team out of 300 that didn't bring doughnuts to opening ceremonies. As it was, we had kids literally climbing the walls as we waited to parade in. One was about two feet from the Rose Bowl rafters before we found a crane to peel him down. So, no, we didn't bring doughnuts. Actually, I might've brought doughnuts, but for the fact I was racing across town trying to pick up a uniform for a kid who never even showed up for opening ceremonies. Half the stuff coaches do is invisible -- the meetings, the paperwork, the drinking -- and this was just another little hiccup in prepping a team for opening day.

    Fortunately, the soccer ceremony went well -- my 20th -- and then the players all met up later for our first game in the ultra-competitive 6-year-old division. I had opening day jitters, but the boys seemed all right with things, wild as they were.

    We started by singing our fight song:

    Soccer is the game we love,

    We kick, we claw, we scream, we shove . . .

    Then the game begins. It is for them a Pearl Harbor, for there is enemy aircraft circling everywhere and it's hard to make sense of things. Every once in a while, an adult in a canary-yellow shirt blows a whistle and yells, but the game keeps going anyway. Then someone goes barreling into your gut, cleats flying. Might be a teammate, might be an opponent, might be a mom.

    It's opening day, after all, and things aren't supposed to make a whole lot of sense. But in the end, everyone gets snacks and goes home happy.

    Of course, I've got a serious bite on my knee that I can't explain, and one kid took out my left retina with a straw.

    Except for that, opening day was perfect.

    LMAO!!!!  I do NOT want to be a youth soccer coach... EVER!!

    Or do THIS for a living!!

     

    NEW MEXICO

    Champion downs 33 1/2 burritos

    Professional eater "Humble" Bob Shoudt ate 33 1/2 burritos in 10 minutes, winning the 2009 World Burrito Eating Championship before an excited crowd at the New Mexico State Fair.

    Shoudt, of Royersford, Pa., won $1,500 for consuming the most 4-ounce burritos in the International Federation of Competitive Eating-sponsored contest.

    The burritos were filled with beef, beans and green chile.

    The wimp couldn't eat that last half??

     

    And on a Related Note...  EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

    Burger King launches beef-scented body spray

    Looking to beef up your mojo this holiday season?

    Burger King Corp. may have just the thing. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men's body spray called "Flame." The company describes the spray as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

    The fragrance is on sale at New York City retailer Ricky's NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.

    Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.

    The marketing ploy is the latest in a string of viral ad campaigns by the company. Burger King is also in the midst of its Whopper Virgins campaign that features a taste test with fast-food "virgins" pitting the Whopper against McDonald's Corp.'s Big Mac.

    I'm SOOO glad I still read newspapers!!  LOL!!  The 'King' is scarey enough without this!

    Hope your weekend is going well.... Easy on the beef!

    Rascal Flatts..... 'Nuff Said!