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September 30 Race For The Cure!Had to post this!! Talk about insiring!!
They shut down Los Angeles!! WTG!!!
'Inspiring' 30,000 crowd at Race for the Cure
The annual breast-cancer walk and run raises about $2.5 million
NEWPORT BEACH – Jessica Nerney and 35 friends and co-workers woke up before dawn Sunday and dressed in pink T-shirts that read "Team Nerney" and "Saving the TaTa One Step at a Time." Nerney, 31, was diagnosed with breast cancer in May. She is undergoing chemotherapy, and will have surgery after five more sessions. But Sunday morning she was upbeat, walking with her friends around Newport Center and wearing a pink wig, a tiara and a boa. "Because I have cancer, I've enlisted everyone to help out with the cure," said the attorney and Newport Beach resident. "They are the best." Team Nerney was one of scores of organized groups that participated in the Susan G. Komen Orange County Race for the Cure Sunday morning. More than 30,000 people attended the 18th annual event, which helps raise money for breast-cancer research and treatment. Organizers estimated that the fundraiser – the biggest of its kind in California – brought in about $2.5 million, with more donations anticipated through Oct. 16. This year, expectations were drawn back a bit because of the faltering economy. Last year the event hit record numbers with 30,000-35,000 attendees and $3.2 million raised. The financial goal this year is between $2.8 million and $3 million. "It was absolutely a fantastic success to have this crowd, this outcome in an economy that's tough for a lot of people," said Lisa Wolter, executive director of the Komen Orange County Affiliate. "It's just inspiring. It says so much for the people of Orange County that, contrary to stereotype, they care." The morning started with a 5K run/walk at 7:30 a.m. Shelby Buckley of Newport Coast won the women's first-place medal; Michael Powers of Irvine won first place in the men's division; and Caroline McAndrews of Laguna Niguel won first place among breast-cancer survivors. A one-mile fun walk followed the first race; then survivors gathered on the steps of the Pacific Life headquarters and delivered emotional speeches about surviving their common foe. Organizers introduced Elizabeth Lueke, 99, the county's oldest breast-cancer survivor, and Hannah Powell-Auslam, 11, one of the nation's youngest. "I looked out there and saw that I was not alone," said Powell-Auslam, a resident of La Mirada. "There's a lot of support out there." Actress Sarah Chalke of TV's "Scrubs" also offered some inspiring words to the audience. At 9:45 a.m., another 5K run/walk took place on blocked-off streets in Newport Center and along Fashion Island. The first place winners were Sara Schaible of Newport Beach in the women's division; John Yelsey of Corona del Mar in the men's division; and Caroline Taylor of Coto de Caza among the survivors. The individual who raised the most funds was Lauren Heller of Corona del Mar ($35,121), and the team that brought in the most money was I Survived Real Estate 2009 ($58,012.96). Jennifer Feldman, 27, of Tustin, said she was amazed with Sunday's turnout. "There was pink in all directions, as far as you could see," said the breast-cancer survivor. "How many people breast cancer affects is astonishing. When you actually see that sea of people – that's what puts it in perspective." I thought that was so awesome!!!! Even the men joined in!!! The men slowed down at the end and let the women pass them My MIL survived breast cancer and is doing so well that you would never know. I'm so proud of her!! So COOL!!! PS The amount raised has now exceeded $4 million!
September 29 Angels Clinch the West!!! WOOOO!!
Angels in control, even in celebration I had another post planned and ready to go. Tomorrow…. They won the West for the third year in a row, due in part to a manager who has kept the young team on a short leash. When they rejoiced, and remembered teammate Nick Adenhart, it was as a team.
Angel pitcher Jered Weaver, after hugging the photo of Nick Adenhart, who was killed by a drunk driver in April, holding Adenhart’s jersey. They keep his locker intact, hang his jersey in the dugout and bring it on road trips. It was Nick’s first game in in the big leagues and he pitched 6 shutout innings for the win He was 22 years old. Jered Weaver and Nick Adenhart, (bottom right) were best friends…. The champagne-and-beer showers, the ear-thumping hip-hop music and dancing, the victory cigars -- all the trappings of a traditional division-winning celebration would have to wait. Before the revelry came, a remembrance. Celebration at the wall… Nick’s wall! The Angels then jogged en masse to the center-field wall, where a picture of Adenhart in mid-pitching motion has been affixed since the tragic crash. Players bowed their heads, tapped Adenhart's face, and some poured beer over his head. In the locker room "They never get old," said pitcher John Lackey, the Game 7 winner in the 2002 World Series. "You've got to celebrate, for sure. We've been together since the middle of February, it's been a long journey, and a lot of things didn't go as planned." Got the fans good! And they loved it!! The next step is a likely AL division series rematch with the Boston Red Sox, who eliminated the Angels in the first round of the playoffs in 2004, 2007 and 2008 and need just one victory, or one more Texas loss, to clinch the AL wild card. Ervin Santana pitched a 9 inning, 7 hit shutout.
Well, since the playoffs begin next week, there will be more baseball posts. I'm sticking to my prediction from April. Philadelphia Phillies and Anaheim Angels in the World Series. Let me hear your picks!! September 28 Battle of the Gardeners!!
For those of you who have been reading my blog for awhile, you might remember this golden oldie. August 20, 2008 The Constant GardenerI was pretty sure I had posted about this blithering idiot before but I can't find it. The Vietnamese gardener I used up until the time we decided to get sod. (Aside: He asked if I needed him to mow when the yard was DIRT!!!!) Nuff said. He was and still is the laziest gardener I have ever seen! Does the bare minimum, hardly cleans up and recently raised his fees! I have fired him 3 times now but he still show's up every other week, leaning on the doorbell at 6:30 AM! As far as I can remember, our last conversation went pretty much like this: HIM: You want mow? Me: NO! Him: Your lawn look like crap!! Me: It's dirt, you moron! Him: Next week? Me: Go Away!! Him: OK! Next week!! Me: I have a gun!! Him: See you next week! *Sigh* That was like two months ago! And who happens to show up at my front door this morning at 6:30 LEANING on the doorbell?? You guessed it!! Ho Chi Minh!! Wanting to mow! I explained to him that it was NEW sod and could not be walked on for 3 weeks or mowed for a month!! He did a few calculations on his abacus and declared that he would be here NEXT WEEK!! I told him no and that it would be another 3 weeks before I wanted it mowed and also that HE would not be inflicting his brutal tortue on it!! He replied that he understood about new sod but hoped I would change my mind. I told him I would think about it. He then turned around and walked DIRECTLY across the lawn!! I yelled at him and he said OOPS, but continued walking across the rest of the lawn and the parkway portion too! Guess who will NOT be getting hired!! Jerk!!! Anyhow, my neighbor Rod and him have a rivalry going on. Whenever Ho Chi Minh shows up, Rod races out and begins mowing his lawn. Words are exchanged while I laugh my butt off!! Here is Rod: I’m pretty sure he kicked Ho Chi Minh’s truck!!! Here is Ho! (Yes, we are on a first name basis now... LOL!!) This is as close as I could get them together Apparently the fight involved property lines. I also had a great chance to take a pic of Crazy Lady II but the little switch on the memory card had been flipped off. Maybe tomorrow. By the way, there is a one foot line of un-cut grass between the two yards!! LOL!! So glad I have a digital camera and a huge picture window! If I ever see them rolling around in the grass and fighting I’ll be sure to run right over there….. camera in hand!! Then I’ll turn the hose on both of them! Have a Wonderful week. I should be through laughing soon! September 26 A Lighter Post TodayIt's you-know-who again!! This guy!
Chris Erskine
September 26, 2009
We're trying to avoid the "pig flu" that's sweeping the first grade -- the little guy's term, not mine -- so we're headed back to the heartland, of all places. Seems if you were wary of swine, this is the last place you'd ever want to go.
Anyway, that's where we are, at my daughter's college in Indiana -- the land of crunchy sushi, a place where you can't get a decent martini to save your life. "Anything for our kids," I explain. "Evidently," says my wife. Seems we just dropped off the little girl, yet we are back. "Parents' Weekend," they call it. We walk by one frat house, and there are empty Jell-O shot cups all over the lawn, like birch leaves. Obviously, the children are putting on their best fronts for Mom and Dad. If you've never had a Jell-O shot, they are Jell-O mixed with vodka or some other rotgut alcohol. You pour it into tiny plastic cups, then chill it solid. Kids here really like their Jell-O. It's almost a food group. "Did you see the bicycle in the tree this morning?" one of the little girl's classmates asks. "Yeah, I saw it," someone answers. No, I don't approve. If it were up to me, the drinking age here would be raised to 50. By then, you've earned a snort or two and are too tired to do much damage, really. It's hard to imagine a 50-year-old having too many Jell-O shots and deciding to park his Schwinn high up in some sugar maple. I think my wife would agree. She's not much for the sauce herself. She's one of those tiny wives with big purses who likes to maintain total focus at all times, except when she doesn't. In fact, on the way to the airport, she started digging for something and tumbled headfirst into her giant purse. After a few minutes, I decided to fish her out. (She had our boarding passes.) Unfortunately, she was the smallest thing in her purse. You know how it is -- you look and look and look, knowing she's got to be in there somewhere. If she hadn't bit my thumb, I might never have found her. So how's the little girl? Great, thanks. The California kid is loving the heartland and vice versa. She's made a litter of new buddies. After a month, it is as if they've known each other for decades. On Saturday, we all go to the football game together, the parents and the kids. The game's close, we lose, who cares? It's one of those crazy Big 10 games where the marching band is better than the football team and they flip the cheerleaders clear up into the clouds. I fear one or two might still be up there, circling the Earth -- still smiling. After the game, the kids cluster together on a hillside like kittens, while the parents get to know one another better over beer. Never tried the stuff before. I find it fizzy but refreshing. As if that weren't enough, one dad brought lobster sandwiches all the way from New England. So I've got a lobster roll in my right claw and a cold beer in my left. If you've found a better way to spend an autumn afternoon -- new friends, cold beer and succulent lobster -- please call. I'm pretty free the rest of my life. Best of all is seeing the kids so happy. Are these the same moody little monsters who drove us crazy through high school? Guess not. They already seem more poised, more patient, more everything. At dinner, another California kid tells a wonderful story of arriving for freshman year. In the first week, the girl started seeing these flashes of light that worried her. She didn't know any classmates well enough to confide, so she went to the campus clinic, fearing the worst. "Dear, you're from California, right?" the nurse asked. "Yes." "Um, have you ever seen fireflies before?"
"Fireflies?" College: It's all about discovery. In the end, Parents' Weekend turns out to be a blast. It's my favorite new holiday, after Mardi Gras and Bill Murray's birthday. Next year, the dads vow, we're going to rent an RV. We'll park it in a shady spot near the stadium, fire up a grill, rent our own mini-marching band, 10 snares and 20 trumpets, to serenade us. Some guys waste their money on personal jets. We prefer to support the arts. Frankly, though, it'll be hard to top this year. We received lots of hugs from the little girl, who's never been shy that way. She is the huggiest kid you could ever want, assuming you ever wanted a huggy kid (some don't). "Charlie has mono!" she squeals one morning after hearing that someone in their group fell sick. "Oh?" "I think," the little girl says, "that all my friends should be tested." "Is that necessary?" "Well, we all kiss each other." "Huh!!!" blurted her mother, who proceeded to fall into her own purse for a second time. Full-gainer, with a perfect half twist. This time, we just let her rest.
************************************************************************************************************************* Now speaking of crazy, I'm pretty sure that you all have missed my posts about my crazy neighbors. So here is a neighbor that you haven't met yet. We refer to her as 'Crazy Lady II'. She is really mean and divorced (I wonder why?) so I didn't dare to try to take a photo of her.... Yet!! Now, she decided to put in a walkway leading to nowhere. My FIL made one using those molds that you pour concrete into, let it harden and move on until it's completed. It took him 5 days. She decided to buy slabs of concrete and chisle out each stone by hand! She has been working on it for 4 months and she still has a long way to go. Here is what it looked like this morning: The city made her put up the caution tape. I'll keep you updated on this one!!! I hope you're all having great weekends!
PS: That roadwork that I blogged about is finally finished. Now they are on to the NEXT street!! Oh No!!!!! September 25 Get This!!!!
Boy, 16, suspected in a dozen arson fires in San Bernardino County Authorities believe he may have started the Pendleton and Oak Glen fires and others over the last three years. A 16-year-old boy seen riding a bike away from a brush fire near Yucaipa on Wednesday is suspected of starting a dozen fires that ravaged the area over the last three years, including two large blazes earlier this month. San Bernardino County prosecutors said they were still weighing what charges to bring against the high school student, who was not immediately identified because of his age. "It's a very serious case," he said. "Our county has had its share of fires in the last decade that have destroyed peoples' property, peoples' homes and peoples' lives." "That's a small area to have this intense of a fire siege," said Doug McKain, a unit chief with the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection. "There were a lot of evacuations. It impacted a lot of people." Meanwhile, firefighters battling the 16,400-acre Guiberson fire in Ventura County took advantage of relatively light winds Thursday to attack flare-ups emerging on the northeast edge of the three-day-old blaze. And as if the wildfires aren’t enough… Fire burning at Wilmington refinery A large fire broke out this morning at a refinery in Wilmington. The blaze started around 5 a.m. at the Tesoro Refinery at 2101 E. Pacific Coast Highway. More than 120 firefighters were on the scene and had prevented the blaze from spreading outside the Tesoro property, according to the Los Angeles Fire Department. No injuries were reported, and officials are not sure how the fire started. What is it with fires and California?? I tried to find some good news but it’s hard to come by these days. Everyone, have a Great weekend! September 23 More Fires… and HEAT!
The wildfire, expected to grow to 10,000 acres, poses a growing threat to oil fields, power lines and agricultural sites. The 9,700-acre Guiberson fire in Ventura County is 20% contained, but firefighters expect the blaze to grow to 10,000 acres before the day is over as it threatens oil production fields, power lines and agricultural sites, officials said today. At a news conference, fire experts said winds have increased significantly since 9 a.m. and are up to 12 mph with gusts to 21 mph. The winds were calmer than they were at midday Tuesday when gusts of more than 50 mph were recorded. Flying tankers attacked the flames on the western and eastern flanks of the fire, which is about five miles north of Moorpark College. The fire is threatening oil production fields and five 220-kilovolt power lines that supply Ventura and Santa Barbara with electricity, said Nick Schuler with CalFire. (A previous version of this post erroneously said an above-ground gas line was threatened.) The fire also prompted the closure today of Moorpark College and two elementary schools, Walnut Canyon and Campus Canyon. "We don't want these kids out, especially with those elements," said Mike Mohler, a spokesman for CalFire. The cause of the fire, which started Tuesday, is still under investigation, but Ventura County Sheriff's Department officials have said it appeared to have been started by spontaneous combustion of manure from a local ranch. Officials did not disclose exactly where the fire started or how. But spontaneous manure fires are fairly common in farm communities, often occurring during conditions of extreme heat. Temperatures around where today's fire started near Fillmore topped 100 degrees. In 2005, it took months to fully contain a manure fire that broke out at a feed lot near Lincoln, Neb. A man was killed earlier this year in Texas on a fire later blamed in part on animal waste placed in bags in a truck. Manure becomes volatile as it decomposes. Gases, including methane and hydrogen sulfide, are naturally produced as the animal waste breaks down. As weather becomes hotter, methane becomes highly combustible, which can cause the manure to spontaneously explode and sometimes catch fire. Since methane is lighter than air, it builds up on top of unvented areas, such as in closed pits. All areas with manure should be ventilated to prevent explosions. There you go!! A fire update and a science lesson in one post!! Weather conditions should improve tomorrow and by next week the temps should be in the mid-70’s. Pretty soon I’ll be complaining about too much rain…. NO I WON’T!! Take care and be safe. PS: That Station fire from two months ago is still burning. Over 300 sq miles so far. September 22 The Cat DocSaw this today and thought I would post it for my cat friends! She is a local Vet and always has good tips.
Cats have claws and scratching is a normal behavior. Cats scratch to sharpen and clean their claws and to stretch, but they also scratch to leave their scent on things.
If you go to the zoo or watch lions and tigers on nature shows, you will see the big cats engage in scratching behavior similar to that of our pet cats. Instinct tells a cat to scratch, but training allows you to control where the scratching occurs in your home. Yes, people, you can train your cat. Many owners tell me their cat scratches the sofa, and when I ask if they have a scratching post somewhere in the house they sometimes say, “No.” Other owners tell me they have a scratching post, but when I ask if they trained their cat to use it, they often say, again, “No.” Cats are smart, but they are not smart enough to know the difference between the arm of your sofa and a scratching post, unless you help them.
There are three main materials that scratching posts are made from: carpet, cardboard, and rope (sisal). Some cats have preferences for different materials, so if your cat is not interested in the post type that you have, try another kind.
If your cat likes to scratch a horizontal surface, the cardboard type of post that lays flat on the ground may be best. The cardboard posts often contain catnip, or catnip can be sprinkled or sprayed around the other types of posts. Catnip works as an attractant for most cats over the age of six months. Kittens are not stimulated by catnip a Put the scratching post in an area where your cat likes to hang out. If the post is inconveniently placed, your cat is not going to search the house for it and will use other materials when he or she wants to stretch or scratch. If your cat begins to scratch something inappropriate, squirt him with water or clap your hands loudly to get his attention and stop the behavior. If your cat has already been scratching something you don’t want him too, try placing a scratching post right next to this spot and begin a transition to the post. If the cat starts using the post, then you can SLOWLY (over several weeks) move the post a few feet at a time to a better location.
Soft Paws, vinyl nail caps, are another solution to prevent damage by a cat that likes to scratch things. These nail caps are glued onto your cat’s trimmed toenails and make the nails soft and smooth at the tips. Nail caps need to be reapplied every 4-6 weeks or sooner if you cat likes to chew them off.
Some cats will scratch things out of boredom. If you have a cat like this, he may scratch to get your attention, even if it is negative attention. Take this as a warning and play with him and find other outlets to stimulate him. Don’t give up on training your cat to scratch appropriate items. Make sure that he has a scratching post made out of a material he likes to scratch and it is placed in an area he can easily get too. Your cat needs to scratch, so help him out. One more cat tip: How to Prepare for a New Cat 1. Take cold chicken and stars soup straight from the can and splash it across the carpet and the foot of the bed and then walk in it in the dark with your socks on. 2. Set up a mouse trap at the foot of the bed each night so that if you move a toe one inch while you are sleeping, you are sure to get snapped. 3. Cover all your best suits with cat hair. Dark suits must use white hair,and light suits must use dark hair. Also, float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning. 4. Put everything cat-toy sized into a water bowl to marinate. 5. Practice cutting your chicken into teeny tiny bites so that when they steal, it won't be the whole breast. 6. Tip over a basket of clean laundry, and scatter clothing all over the floor. 7. Leave your underwear on the living room floor, because that's where the cat will drag it anyway (especially when you have company). 8. Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program and run to the t.v. shouting "No! No! Don't gnaw on the electric cord!" Miss the end of the program. 9. Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the corner of the living room inthe morning and don't try to clean it up until you return from work that evening. 10. Gouge the surface of the dining room table several times with an exacto knife. It's going to get scratched anyway. 11. Practice searching every closet and open cabinet door before you shut it. 12. Knock all small items off your kitchen counter. 13. Bite the eraser off every pencil in the house. 14. Take a fork and shred the roll of toliet paper while it's still hanging up. Pull a few sheets off and scatter them around the bathroom. 15. Take a staple remover and punch two holes in every scrap of paper around the house. 16. Get a litter tray without a lid and mix in some tootsie rolls with cat litter and then tip it over right before the company comes. Make sure your guests get to find this before you do. 17. Buy a mixed bag of cat toys and stuff them under the refrigerator. Practice getting up at 2AM and fishing them out with a ruler or broom stick. 18. Take a warm cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the feeling you will get when your new cat falls asleep on your lap.
Hope these tips were informative. I try to be helpful... Have a peaceful Tuesday.
September 21 Heating Up!
High winds starting tonight and over 100 tomorrow through Wednesday. Tomorrow is the first day of Autumn. Our summer is starting right on schedule. Ironic, huh?
Santa Ana winds are on their way Firefighters race the forecast as they try to snuff out the Station fire and a Temecula blaze before the arrival of strong gusts expected by this evening. Bracing for the arrival of a heat wave and the likelihood of Santa Ana winds, Southern California firefighters rushed this weekend to extinguish the Station fire and a smaller blaze east of Temecula.
So far, so good but those winds will kick up sometime after midnight. Please pray for our exhausted firefighters. I have a great, helpful post about cats coming tomorrow! September 20 Here We Go Again!Our Fire season has set in. September is our summer.
First of all, that Station Fire is still burning. Although it is 93% contained, it has begun flaring up again. 290 square miles so far. This week could be BAD!!
The National Weather Service still isn’t expecting a major Santa Ana wind event. But forecasters now say that dry offshore winds could gust up to 35 mph in Orange County’s northeast canyons and foothills Monday night and early Tuesday as a heat wave takes grip. Earlier, forecasters thought winds would peak at 20-25 mph.
But the weather service’s overall message remains unchanged: Orange County, which is in severe drought, will experience a sustained heat wave that could raise inland temperatures to 105 degrees and drop the relative humidity into the teens. Add that to the dry, offshore winds and you have an elevated risk of wildfires in a county that hasn’t gotten a full inch of rain from a single storm since mid-December. The weather service says, “A change gets underway Monday as a strong high pressure ridge heads into Oregon and expands throughout the west. Upper low pressure to the east will produce a weak offshore flow starting Monday night. That will bring very dry conditions to all areas except the immediate coast Tuesday and Wednesday. “It will also produce local offshore breezes where top gusts could exceed 35 mph Tuesday and Wednesday mornings. Temperatures will increase Monday and soar Tuesday with readings approaching 100 not far from the coast because of the offshore flow. Of course all this will elevate the fire potential. But luckily the winds will not be strong. The ridge will weaken a little Wednesday or Thursday or Friday.” A red flag warning has already been issued for portions of Los Angeles and Ventura counties. The warning goes into affect at midnight Monday and will last until sometime Wednesday. A warning for Orange County is expected on Monday. A new fire has just started today in Temecula, which is closer to us.... Riverside County. Then I saw this.. Fire extinguished at Naval Weapons Station SEAL BEACH – Orange County firefighters extinguished a fire that burned for several hours Monday at an oil and natural gas drilling facility at the Seal Beach Naval Weapons Station, officials said.
The majority of the fire was extinguished after crews turned off gas flowing to a broken valve at the station, which is in the middle of the base's National Wildlife Refuge on Oil Island, officials said. The pump facility is owned and operated by Breitburn Energy Partners of Los Angeles, which also has drilling facilities in Fullerton and Brea.
The fire, which started about 1:20 p.m., caused crews to temporarily shut down Pacific Coast Highway in both directions near Seal Beach Boulevard as a staging ground for firefighting equipment, Orange County Fire Authority spokesman Greg McKeown said. All lanes are now reported open. The fire is not near the base's weapons or ammunition, base spokesman Gregg Smith said. Animals on the 6-acre island were not in danger, Smith said. The 1,000-acre refuge supports endangered birds such as the light-footed clapper rail and the California least tern, he said. Seven engines and two trucks responded to the fires and no injuries were reported, McKeown said. Now I know that fire is out but I and everyone here else knows that they store nuclear weapons there in bunkers. The Navy won't admit it but we know! Oh, and if you break in there, you will be killed. Nice!!
Wish us luck this week.... Hot, Dry and Windy.
Hope your weekend was a good one.
September 19 Hey, cricket fans!By Chris Erskine
September 19, 2009 My favorite columnist, yet again! There's a cricket in the kitchen. Chirps all night long, like he's trying to sell me something. LMAO!!!! I do NOT want to be a youth soccer coach... EVER!! Or do THIS for a living!!
NEW MEXICO The wimp couldn't eat that last half??
And on a Related Note... EWWWW!!!!!!!!!! Burger King launches beef-scented body spray Looking to beef up your mojo this holiday season? I'm SOOO glad I still read newspapers!! LOL!! The 'King' is scarey enough without this! Hope your weekend is going well.... Easy on the beef! Rascal Flatts..... 'Nuff Said!
September 16 Captain Erskine Turns to a Trusty ParrotSeptember 16, 2009
I thought you might enjoy this one. What do I know??
The little boy with the Creamsicle hair is beginning the first grade. He'll be in Room 15, the note from the teacher advises a few days in advance.
"Please get a good night's sleep the night before school starts and eat a healthy breakfast," the letter reads. "I always eat a healthy breakfast," I remind my wife. "I don't think she was talking to you," my wife says says. "Sometimes I eat two healthy breakfasts," I say. "You're not listening," she says. More and more, my lovely wife uses the same tone with me as with the kids. I deserve more respect than that, but I realize such things must be earned. She's still upset with me from the other night, when I referred to the place we sleep as "the Lincoln Bedroom." "Why?" she asked. "It honors a dead man," I explained, and didn't even get a smile. So anyway, we really need the bird song of children on the first day of school. We need their strobe-like smiles and their shiny patent-leather backpacks to add some luster to our dusty lives. Such things will ease our entry into September -- never my favorite month out here. Too dry. Like living in an ashtray. The vegetation is dormant or dead. Underfoot, our grass crunches like toast. What February is to the folks back east, September is to me. After last month's fires, which came within a mile or two of our home, the whole house smells like a cigar. I find it appealing, but others complain. I change the air-conditioner filter and -- no kidding -- I find coal dust. And brownie mix, the stuff they spilled all over the kitchen. "We're making it for the firefighters," they said. It'll choke you just the same. We were housebound for days during the fires, never a good thing. If there were ever anybody ready to evacuate, it was me. I'd tied rockets to my ankles. See, we have a 300-pound beagle that really ought to be living in a juvenile detention facility in Texas. We have the little guy, loud as Larry King. His big brother is back home, and he's not exactly a monk either. Two days after the little girl went off to college, her big sister moved back home too, the lovely and patient one. So we have a full house again. A big, loud, joyous house -- at least when no one's screaming at each other. Parenthood is an extra inning ballgame, no question. During the fires, we also added a couple of evacuees, one of whom was a parrot named Walter. Walter was 43 and in need of safe harbor for a few days. I liked Walter. Like me, he was a few weeks past his prime. We bonded over discussions of prizefights and Lee Marvin movies. As parrots go, he was an excellent listener. "Know what I miss? The pop-hiss of vinyl records," I'd say, and Walter the parrot would nod knowingly. "Know what else I miss?" I'd say. "Hush Puppies." After several days at our house, the parrot began to change. I feared that, by the time he returned home, Walter would be reciting dialogue from "Hannah Montana," which pretty much loops in our house, like some sort of drunk-driving announcement. I feared that if he stayed too long, Walter would begin quoting Miley Cyrus, or worse yet my wife, who lately has taken to muttering, "Oh, Lordy . . . " whenever something goes a little wrong with the washing machine or some idiot politician says something lame about healthcare. "Oh, Lordy . . . " she says, which I find sort of sweet and vaguely Petula Clark-ish. Yow. (For the record, I've heard her mutter earthier things, but that was back before the bedroom became known as "the Lincoln Bedroom." Good times, indeed. Sort of a golden era of intimacy, 1987-1988.) Anyway, by the time Walter left, he had picked up many of the expressive vocal arias of our children. He'd begun to whine more than he should and asked me for money two days running, something I just hate. He'd even learned to stomp his foot and scream at the Dodgers. "BROXTON, THROW STRIKES!" he blurted one day. For his outbursts, I punished Walter, forcing him to watch every minute of "Entertainment Tonight." Poor guy. When the fires ended, his owner couldn't get him out of here fast enough -- who could blame her. I think Walter's in parrot rehab now. Oh, Lordy . . . the prognosis isn't good.
LOL!! I've been having problems with my PC the last few days. MSN (who else!) is insisting that I upgrade to a newer version of Messenger and at the same time, won't let me. So I am confined to my Laptop in my wife's office. For some reason my Laptop won't connect in the living room even though the PC will. Same wireless cable. It's a big mess but at least I can get to my space from here. The trade-off? 42" TV to a 20" one. Did I mention that I despise MSN?? Anyhow, if anyone has a suggestion please share it with me. I have already tried System Restore in Safe Mode and MSN told me to uninstall Messenger but it's not there to uninstall. S Someone wake up Bill Gates!! Hope you all had a Great 'Hump Day'! September 15 Soapbox Time Again...... SorryI was embarrassed and ashamed by the raucous and rude behavior of some members of Congress. The lack of respect shown to the president of the United States was rude and obnoxious.
I don't care what one's political views, ideology or opinions are. This was the president speaking and, particularly, the "gentleman" from Soust Carolina was disgusting.
These members of Congress are representing "we the people" - and to act like like rowdy folks at a football game is appalling. I ,for one, did not like all the cheering, whistling and juvenile behavior from both sides of the aisle. Grow up and dissent, or applaud with a smidgeon of decorum and respect.
South Carolina (and for that matter, North Carolina too) elected officials have not distinguished themselves recently. And rumor has it that most of the loonies live in California. Huh??
Now, about those protesters in DC? Let me get this straight. During the Bush administration, Republicans took the position that you were a patriot only if you denounce Obama and his policies. Protesters are now heroes.
Where were all these angry protesters over the last eight years? We went from a budget surplus to the biggest deficit in U.S. history, and our economy was on the verge of collapse, and yet all of these protesters were silent. Now, when the president wants to help the unemployed and uninsured, the conservatives become 'angry'. It seems as if the only way to annoy a conservative is to care about those other than yourself.
Let me simplify whole situation: Replublicans don't like Democratic politictians: Republicans DO like Republician politicians. These protests were a testament to waning Republican political influence. Now they are forced to take to the streets like - Gasp - Democrats.
One last thing.
Republicans??
* You want fiscal responsibilty? Only when it involves war or impeachment, apparently.
* You don't want government involved in your healthcare? You have complete faith in big business? Only those who can afford it deserve to be healthy?
When you're calmed down, come meet the rest of the nation to work together to make this country great again.
Whew!!!! I'm done!!! (stowing the soapbox away!! ) BTW, I am an Independpent!! I just wanted to post my thoughts and start a dialogue here.
I'll lighten up tomorrow, promise!
September 14 The Long Road to Healthcare ReformPlease read this carefully. Interesting.
By Doyle McManus
September 14, 2009 President Obama set out a long list of worthy goals in his healthcare speech to Congress last week, but at least one of them was utterly unrealistic. "I am not the first president to take up this cause," he said, "but I am determined to be the last." Looks like an uphill battle. Your thoughts, please. Have a wonderful week. September 12 NFL football is backLife begins again, when the Visigoths from one city take on the Huns from another, out on the village green. The ensuing mayhem will be televised to death -- thank God -- then analyzed as if a pop star's autopsy. That's right, the NFL is back. Hoopla is too weak a word. Yes, the republic survived another off-season. Good cheer will spread across the land. The kids are happy as if witnessing a first snow -- and by kids, I mean any child between the ages of 4 and 104. Me, I'm still a little stoned from that terrific Super Bowl. Before I get my wits completely back, here are a few predictions: * John Madden will un-retire. * Brett Favre will re-re-retire. * There will be endless debate over something dubbed the "Brady rule," which prevents defenders on the ground from lunging at a quarterback's legs -- unless the defender is a supermodel. * Another rule change, eliminating the wedge on kick returns, will also be discussed, as if civilization itself is crumbling. Which it is. * Cris Collinsworth will become "America's Sweetheart." * Offensive linemen -- Smurf-like characters with double vision and triple chins -- will finally weigh more than your car. * You'll read way too much on the women in Tony Romo's private life (Romosexuals). * Doctors will do an MRI exam on one of the NFL's premier receivers and discover his head is as hollow as a Home Depot door. * Several quarterbacks will be knocked into next week. It's a terrible game in many ways, tearing apart the joints of good men and rattling the skulls of numskulls. I don't know why anybody plays it. The Kennedys had the right idea. Put on your oldest sailing sweater, throw the ball around a little at the Cape, chase it with a few (or many) White Russians. Call it a day. I have this friend -- OK, an acquaintance -- who insists the pro game has become the bastion of thugs and misfits. To that, I reply: "Yes, since about 1890." You think John Matuszak and Conrad Dobler hung out at the opera? ("When I hit a guy, I'll hit him in the throat," Dobler once said. "He doesn't have any pads on his throat.") Ray Nitschke used to knock loose the chromosomes of other players -- in practice. Fellow humanist Dick Butkus supposedly bit a referee. Tasted like zebra. There's no way we should like this game, except that it is about acquiring real estate, which Americans crave, and holding tailgate parties, which we may love even more (grills + coolers + brats + buddies = life). If baseball is a Carl Sandburg poem, soothing and pastoral, then football is a Tarantino flick, hit men and compound fractures. Conquest hurts. "The truth of the matter is, somebody is going to die in the NFL," Carson Palmer tells Sports Illustrated in its terrific season preview. "Guys are getting so big, so fast, so explosive. The game's so violent." Right, Carson, the game was never violent before. Maybe he's talking about off the field, where more and more players are shooting themselves or each other. In Oakland, coaches reportedly handle their mood swings by smacking the other guy in the face. Smashmouth football. It's always been a punchy game -- Woody Hayes, Mike Ditka -- but coaches from the same staff punching each other takes things to a new, delicious level. Call it football-interruptus. When the choice is to be disgusted or amused, I'll take amused almost every time. So, I'm not going to worry my life away over the bad behavior of overfed men. Football is the sport they chose, after all. They're paid plenty, and if they tire of it, there is usually work for them down on the loading dock. Till then, we'll soak up all we can of our most mythical game. Like the NBA, pro football just seems to get better and better of late. By gawd, have you seen what's happened to the NFC North? Once a division of heavy-hipped meatpackers, it has suddenly become the cradle of quarterbacks. Cutler, Rodgers, Favre, Stafford? Those guys could throw a paper airplane through a battleship. It appears that miracles are occurring on a daily basis in the Great White North. The city of Green Bay, for example, just hired its first black police officer. What's next: French food in Cleveland? Ah, the world changes, all right. The NFL changes. You change. I stay pretty much the same, unfortunately. But starting this Sunday, pro football is back -- warts, torts and all. I love it like lasagna. Then again, maybe love is too weak a word. Ted Kennedy's Letter to Obama This is a letter written to President Obama during Ted Kennedy's last days
Dear Mr. President,
I wanted to write a few final words to you to express my gratitude for your repeated personal kindnesses to me -- and one last time, to salute your leadership in giving our country back its future and its truth. On a personal level, you and Michelle reached out to Vicki, to our family and me in so many different ways. You helped to make these difficult months a happy time in my life. You also made it a time of hope for me and for our country. When I thought of all the years, all the battles, and all the memories of my long public life, I felt confident in these closing days that while I will not be there when it happens, you will be the president who at long last signs into law the healthcare reform that is the great unfinished business of our society. For me, this cause stretched across decades; it has been disappointed, but never finally defeated. It was the cause of my life. And in the past year, the prospect of victory sustained me -- and the work of achieving it summoned my energy and determination. There will be struggles -- there always have been -- and they are already under way again. But as we moved forward in these months, I learned that you will not yield to calls to retreat -- that you will stay with the cause until it is won. I saw your conviction that the time is now and witnessed your unwavering commitment and understanding that healthcare is a decisive issue for our future prosperity. But you have also reminded all of us that it concerns more than material things; that what we face is above all a moral issue; that at stake are not just the details of policy, but fundamental principles of social justice and the character of our country. And so because of your vision and resolve, I came to believe that soon, very soon, affordable health coverage will be available to all, in an America where the state of a family's health will never again depend on the amount of a family's wealth. And while I will not see the victory, I was able to look forward and know that we will -- yes, we will -- fulfill the promise of healthcare in America as a right and not a privilege. In closing, let me say again how proud I was to be part of your campaign -- and proud as well to play a part in the early months of a new era of high purpose and achievement. I entered public life with a young president who inspired a generation and the world. It gives me great hope that as I leave, another young president inspires another generation and once more on America's behalf inspires the entire world. So, I wrote this to thank you one last time as a friend -- and to stand with you one last time for change and the America we can become. At the Denver convention where you were nominated, I said the dream lives on. And I finished this letter with unshakable faith that the dream will be fulfilled for this generation, and preserved and enlarged for generations to come. With deep respect and abiding affection, Ted
Take it way you want but for all of his faults, Ted Kennedy was always trying to help the common man. Don't like this post? Sorry.... September 11 9/11 showed us who we can beThe aftermath of the attack is filled with stories of ordinary people responding to disaster with calm, courage and compassion. It was a moment that we shined as a people, and we should not forget it.I read this in the editorial page today and thought I would share. NEVER FORGET! By Rebecca Solnit September 11, 2009 Al Qaeda's attack on New York's twin towers eight years ago today killed about 2,600 people, destroyed buildings, contaminated the region and disrupted the global economy, but it did not conquer the citizenry. Yet again, I am the only one on my street flying my flag. Pathetic!! Here is a song just for today: Please take a few minutes to listen September 10 My Dog Ate My......Dentures?? Well, Bonnie didn't actually 'eat' them but...
My first mistake was to wear them to bed but I was tired and figured, what the heck. In the middle of the night I woke up and the dentures really hurt so I removed the upper ones and laid them on the nightstand.... My second mistake.
A few hours later I wake up to the sound of crunching and there is Bonnie on the nightstand chewing on them. I grabbed them from her (they looked OK) and placed them in a drawer.
Mistake #3. I pull the dentures out from the drawer and lay them on the SAME nightstand as I get dressed, but I have to use the bathroom. When I return, the dentures are missing and Bonnie is lying at the edge of the bed looking down. I feel around under the bed a locate them. They still look perfect so I clean them and put them in. No problem! This was two weeks ago.
This past Sunday I take them out for cleaning and notice a 1" X 1/2" crescent-shaped crack. I touched it and the piece fell off. At this point I made mistake number four... I tried to fix them myself. When will I learn? I first tried Superglue but I couldn't get it to flow.
Mistake #5... I used this stuff call Gorilla Glue. Now I don't know if any of you have used this but it's super strong, waterproof and glues just about anything. The one drawback? It expands to 4 times of the amount you apply. What a mess!!! Glue everywhere! I never did manage to get that piece attached but I was able to cover the denture, my fingers and oh yeah... Somehow when I sat the bottle down, I glued my wife's laptop to her desk (since rescued from the Gorilla's clutches).
So there I was. It's Sunday, ribs are grilling, Monday is Labor Day and when I call my dentist on Tuesday he tells me that he has surgeries all day. So I eat yogurt, soup and bananas for 3 days.
Early Wednesday I go to my dentist's office and once he gets off the floor and finishes laughing his A$$ off, he says wait right here. He returns 20 minutes later and informs me that he was able to remove all of the glue. He asked me what kind of glue I used and when I told him he said, "Oh no, you should have used Superglue"! Sheesh! He told me that he was sending it to a lab and they would rebuild the denture and I would have it back the same day!
I then nervously approached the receptionist and asked her how much I would owe ($3000?), and she said, "Oh, I've aleady billed your insurance company. You owe nothing!". Not even a deductible!!! (AETNA).
Five hours later I had my dentures back! I looked at them closely and couldn't tell where the break was. He said because they added an extra, thin coating of resin. They also replaced one of the teeth!
Anyhow, I think I learned a lesson because my glasses broke today and I took them right in rather than use Gorilla glue.
Happy camper here!
Tomorrow just about starts the weekend!! Have a Good one!
New song... Finally:
September 07 Devil Cactus!As you can imagine, their is alot of cactus growing in Southern California (along with those 'rat;s nests" palm trees). Well we have our share of cactus growing on our property. Some are friendly, some not so friendly and and then there's the 'Devil Cactus!!
As you can see, I spent part of yesterday cutting this one back.
Tools Required??
Old BBQ tongs, elbow-length leather gloves, a really long lopper and a prayer! And after all that, the thing still got me!
See those red things?? I swear they jump at you... like tiny magnets!!
Anyhow, in order to embarass myself yet one more time on Spaces, here is a story from 15 years ago.
On the way home from work, I pick up a six-pack of Corona beer in bottles. I come in the gate and set the beer down on the planter, next to the cactus while check the mail. When I return, the beer has fallen into the cactus (I still blame the cactus for drawing it in! lol).
Thinking nothing of it, I pop one open. OMG!!!! Cactus spines all over my lips and tongue! Hundreds!! No way to pull them out and my mouth is on fire! That was my first mistake... My second was my bright idea of using an electric shaver to shave my lips and tongue!! My friends? NEVER DO THAT!!! After 3 days I was OK, but what a 3 days it was!
BTW, if you ever run into a Devil Cactus with those tiny spines, locate them and apply some white glue (Elmers's) to your skin and when it dries, simply peel it off.
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Here is a new (X-Rated) photo of Baxter!
And my new cat, 'Long Neck!!' LOL!!
I hope you are all enjoying your Labor Day and didn't have to work today.
Song for today:
September 06 Understanding ToolsThis is mostly for the men but I'm sure you women can relate
TOOLS EXPLAINED BY A DO-IT-YOURSELFER
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly- painted vertical stabilizer which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
The fires are 60% contained. Much cooler and more humidity. No rain but no wind either. We will take it!
Not sure if you've noticed, but I have began putting my songs at the end of my posts rather than my Media Player. I guess people come onto my space in different ways. So just click on the link and if you like it, you can download it from there.
I hope everyone had a Super weekend!
Here is tonight's song... Funny!!
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/2/19/795611/Toby%20Keith%20-%20I%20Wanna%20Talk%20About%20Me.mp3
September 05 Roger Owens has pitched perfectly for Dodgers for 51 yearsThis Space needed a change of pace! The big fire is 50% contained and they have leads on the arsonist! He will pay dearly! Anyhow.....
Check this guy out!
Chris Erskine
September 3, 2009 Don't read this if you have one of those big, bleeding hearts. Don't read this if you're a sucker for an up-by-the-bootstraps story of guys who never give up, even if they have reason to. Roger Owens doesn't want your sympathy or your tears. Owens merely wants your money and your laughter.
Here is today's song: Just a GREAT Song!!!! As usual, just turn your sound on and click on the link below. Hope you weekend is going very well! http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/2/19/795611/Rascal_Flatts_-_Things_That_Matter.mp3
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