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August 31 The Fires - Day 5There are now 8 fires burning in California
August 31, 2009 | 12:13 pm
Crews battling the Station fire believe that it's only a matter of time before the deadly blaze hits Mt. Wilson, but officials are hopeful that frantic work by hand crews and aircraft dropping flame retardant will protect the communications centers there. "There is a good chance the fire will hit Mt. Wilson today," said Ray Dombroski, spokesperson for the U.S. Forest Service. "The fire is currently on two sides of Mt. Wilson, about one-half mile to the north and about one mile southwest." All firefighters were taken off the mountain earlier his morning, he said. Mt. Wilson Road, a narrow, winding two-lane road has been closed since 6 a.m. Dombroski said it is too dangerous to have firefighters near the communication towers and the observatory complex. Firefighters plan to use fixed-wing aircraft to drop fire retardant on the mountain, he said. The fire, which has destroyed 21 homes and killed two firefighters, was also moving quickly to the west, burning to within a few miles of Santa Clarita as well as near Sylmar. No evacuations have been made in those areas, and it's unclear how close the western edge of the blaze is to homes. Inspector Edward Osorio of the Los Angeles County Fire Department estimated property damage from the fire at $7,671,000 and rising. The fire is expected to move in a northeasterly direction, and officials are putting significant resources on the northern edge of the fire near Acton. Officials said the goal for today was to keep the fire west of Highway 39 and Angeles Crest Highway; south of Highway 14, Pearblossom Highway and Highway 138; east of Interstate 5 and north of the foothill communities along the Angeles National Forest border. Mt. Wilson was believed doomed last night, but Osorio said aggressive brush clearance by crews and drops of fire retardant from the air seem to have helped. "At this point, I don't think it suffered any serious damage. We'll probably get some flare-ups or threatening flame activity, but we don't think it's going to be a major problem," he said. The Station fire doubled in size to 85,000 acres overnight and destroyed more structures. "That fire burned just like it was daytime. Usually you get recovery because humidity goes up at night, which slows the fire down and you're able to construct more line around the fire," said U.S. Forest Service spokesman Nathan Judy. "But last night that wasn't the case."The exact number of homes consumed by the Station fire remains unclear, but officials said several homes south of Acton were lost last night and this morning. Earlier, 21 homes in the Tujunga Canyon area were lost, but officials expect that number to rise. More neighborhoods were evacuated overnight as the fire pushed in three directions."We are making progress, but it is very slow and very dangerous," incident commander Mike Dietrich of the U.S. Forest Service said at a news conference this morning. "We have to wait for the fire to come to us." At the bottom of Mt. Wilson Road early this morning, firefighters bedded down in the ash-flecked open air, the forest pitch black except for the flames lighting ridgelines in the near distance. The head of the fire appeared to be across a broad and deep canyon from the Mt. Wilson compound. Smaller flare-ups could be seen closer to the thicket of communications towers alongside the Mt. Wilson observatory, where five engine crews were posted overnight. The blaze already had raced up to the winding stretch of Angeles Crest Highway that leads to Mt. Wilson Road. Road signs had melted, guardrails were burned free of their wood moorings, and the switchbacks were choked with fire-loosened boulders and scorched tree limbs. Two firefighters were killed when they drove off the side of a treacherous road in the Mt. Gleason area, south of Acton, around 2:30 p.m. Sunday, said Los Angeles County Deputy Fire Chief Mike Bryant. They were later identified as Arnaldo Quinones, 35, of Palmdale and Tedmund Hall, 47, of San Bernardino County. "This accident is tragic," Bryant said, choking up as he spoke Sunday evening. "This is a very difficult time for L.A. County Fire Department and the men and women that serve day in, day out." The fallen firefighters were overseeing workers clearing brush at a Department of Corrections inmate campsite, Osorio said. "It's still under investigation, but apparently the campsite got overrun by fire," he added. More than 12,500 homes were threatened, and 6,600 were under mandatory evacuation orders Sunday night. Twenty-one residences have been destroyed, fire officials said, mostly in the Big Tujunga Canyon area. The fire was 5% contained, officials said, and at least temporarily had eased off in foothill communities from La Cañada Flintridge to Altadena. Much of Sunday turned into a blistering-hot waiting game for firefighters, who were trying to determine where the fire would move next. Rather than battling the flames in the sheer granite canyons of the interior, with heavy vegetation more than 40 years old in many areas, they cut fire lines near threatened neighborhoods. "In this rugged, steep terrain, with this brush as thick as it is, we are having difficulties establishing containment lines where we can make a stand," said Capt. Mark Savage, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Fire Department. "This fire is still very much out of control." Fire was burning all around Angeles Crest Highway near Mt. Wilson on Sunday evening. Earlier, hand crews cleared brush to protect the historic observatory and critical transmission towers for local television and radio stations. The century-old observatory holds what was for decades the largest telescope in the world; it was instrumental in many of astronomy's biggest discoveries, including research that led to the "big bang" theory. "It's a serious situation. Is the observatory going to make it? We're doing everything in our power. But I wouldn't be surprised if it is impacted by fire today or tomorrow," Bob Shindelar, operations branch director of California Incident Management Team 5, said Sunday afternoon. More than 2,800 fire personnel from around the state have converged to battle the Station fire, along with 12 helicopters and eight air tankers. They had hoped that the day would bring cooler, more humid air. But the red-flag fire alert was extended through today as the fire grew in all directions and sent a column of smoke high into the air -- mushrooming into a towering pyrocumulus cloud that could be seen across the Southland. Good News!! A 'Super Scooper' DC-10 ha s arrived from Quebec, Canada!!! They are ready to begin soon. It's an amazing sight and I promise photos tomorrow! It looks as if Hurricane Jimena, near Caco San Lucas will not make it far enough to give us any rain. However, the temps this weekend should be below normal with fog. Whooo!!! The 'Station' fire has now burned 105,000 acres and the combined fire have burned over 140,000 Sq miles. The now expect to have the Station fire fully contained by September 15th!! BTW, fires are named after the area where they began. One question all California residents have: Where is President Obama??? Have a really nice week!! August 30 35,000 Acres Burned and More Homes ThreatenedThis is going to be a longgg post!
Firefighters are predicting another difficult battle today as they try to prevent a wildfire that has already burned 35,000 acres from destroying more homes along a massive front that extends from Acton near the Antelope Valley to Altadena in the San Gabriel Valley.
With temperatures expected to reach the mid- to high 90s today in the fire areas, officials said they were expecting extreme fire conditions, mirroring Saturday’s, when flames leapt as high as 80 feet and spread at a rate of about 2.5 miles an hour. More than 2,000 fire personnel now are deployed fighting the Station Fire. In the Acton area, mandatory evacuations have been ordered along the 14 Freeway from Soledad Canyon Road to Crown Valley Road and along Aliso Canyon Road from Soledad Canyon Road to Angeles Forest Highway. The California Highway Patrol has also closed the on and offramps to the 14 Freeway at Soledad Canyon Road, Agua Dulce, Escondido Canyon Road, Red Rover Mine Road and Crown Valley Road. They said that they were concerned that fire behavior in the area could become extreme as they were expecting the wind to shift around 10 a.m. At its eastern flank, officials said that the fire was about two miles from Mt. Wilson, site of a number of important communications towers and an observatory. Ground crews are cutting back vegetation and brush in the area to arrest the fire’s progress. At its southwestern flank, the fire is spreading actively in the foothills above the 210 Freeway, from Altadena to Little Tujunga. Officials said they had four control objectives for the day: -- Keep the fire west of Mt. Wilson Road -- Keep it south of Highway 14. -- Keep it east of Interstate 5. -- Keep it north of both Foothill Boulevard and Altadena Drive. Los Angeles County Fire Department Capt. Bill Sanchez said fire crews needed to cut about 110 miles of fire line to stop the fire’s trajectory. He said the wind changed direction overnight, particularly in the mountainous areas of the Angeles National Forest, to a down-canyon wind, which pushed it toward some residential areas. “Due to the volatility at the top of some of the areas, it is going to be really challenging,” Sanchez said. “We have a lot of work ahead of us. There is quite a bit of instability at the top of the fire.” Weary firefighters were hoping for slightly cooler weather and more resources today as they battled the Station Fire. The fire marched north overnight through remote mountain ridges toward Acton. The U.S. Forest Service was sending firefighters into those areas, which have become the northern edge of the blaze. Mandatory evacuations were in effect in La Cañada Flintridge, Pasadena, La Crescenta, Altadena, Glendale and Big Tujunga Canyon. Today is supposed to be the last day of a five-day heat wave that has brought triple-digit temperatures along the fire lines. Forecasters said temperatures will drop a few degrees today and that lower temperatures, morning clouds and more humidity are on tap for the next few days. But even with no winds in the forecast, firefighters said the conditions remain highly dangerous. Forest Service officials said three civilians were burned and airlifted from rural Big Tujunga Canyon, where at least three to five homes were destroyed. One fire official, after surveying the canyon, estimated that the toll may be much worse.Firefighters climbed through backyards at the ends of the cul-de-sacs fronting the forest, laying their hoses and waiting to make a stand.
Ten helicopters dropping buckets of water and eight air tankers were enlisted in the daytime fight.
Officials also are deploying at least one DC-10, one of the largest and most expensive pieces of firefighting equipment in the world. ****************************************************************************************************************************************************************
By Chris Erskine
August 30, 2009 Waiting and worrying as flames toy with a town My town on the edge of the hill is fearful and a little forlorn. For four days, the flames have crept across the mountain. There's been barely a wisp of wind to feed it or hurry it along. So it chews its way slowly through the scrub oak, the manzanita, the buckwheat. I look up at the ridge, lighted like a candelabra, and think: Now it's our turn. Dante's California.
We ALL wait... ************************************************************************************************************************* Update: Schwarzenegger urges residents in path of flames to flee as fire roars in three directions August 30, 2009 | 11:21 am
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger today urged residents in fire evacuation zones to flee as firefighters predicted another difficult day battling a wildfire that has burned 35,000 acres and threatened more than 12,000 homes from Acton to Altadena. Schwarzenegger noted at a morning press conference that three residents in Big Tujunga Canyon suffered serious burns trying in vain to save their homes Saturday. "There will be people who don't listen," the governor said at the fire command post in Lake View Terrace. ". . . Move as soon as [firefighters] say to move." Although thousands of homes are covered in the evacuation orders, many residents have stayed behind, with some vowing to fight to protect their homes from the Station fire. The fire line now extends about 19 miles east to west. The governor and other elected officials praised firefighters for successfully protecting subdivisions in the foothills. Thank God we don't have Santa Ana winds!! Have a nice Sunday and a Great week
August 29 The Fires WorsenIf we don't get a major weather change soon, this could be tragic!
August 29, 2009 | 12:59 pm
Mandatory evacuations were extended today into Altadena neighborhoods as firefighters work in relentless heat to battle the Station fire in the La Cañada Flintridge area, which flared as midday temperature reached triple digits.
Temperatures topping 100 degrees, single-digit humidity and the steep, rugged topography of the Angeles Forest continue to make the fire a formidable foe despite low winds, fire officials said today. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "All of a sudden, it flared up," said Bruce Quintelier, a spokesman for the U.S. Forest Service. Earlier this morning the flames were creeping through canyons and hillsides, and the flames are begging to approach homes in both La Cañada Flintridge near Highway 2 and the Meadows neighborhood between two canyons on the northwestern tip of Altadena. Massive and ominous-looking smoke plumes continue to envelop the area and have made for poor air quality, falling ash and smoky odors throughout the Los Angeles Basin and San Fernando Valley. Outside the fire command post today at the Hansen Dam Recreation Center in Lake View Terrace, the air is so choked with smoke that it resembles a London fog. Literally adding fuel to the fire is 20-to-30-foot-high brush that has not burned in 60 years, said Mike Dietrich, incident commander from the Forest Service. The fire is only 5% contained. “If there’s a silver lining, there are no Santa Ana winds expected at this time,” Dietrich said. The latest mandatory evacuation zones include scores of homes in Altadena, including the Meadows neighborhood between El Prieto Canyon and Millard Canyon. Homes along Canyon Crest Road, Rising Hill Road, Aralia Road and surrounding streets are also being evacuated. In La Cañada Flintridge, evacuated streets include neighborhoods on the northern edge of the city closest to the Angeles Crest Highway, generally between La Cañada Boulevard to the La Cañada Flintridge Golf Course.
More than 2,000 homes and 52 other structures are threatened in the La Cañada Flintridge area. Fire has burned right up to homes, but no structures have been destroyed. About 751 firefighters are deployed. One suffered minor heat-related injuries and was hospitalized overnight. He is expected to be released today. ![]() ![]() Today, the priority for firefighters is the so-called front country, the area closest to homes. Firefighters are attacking it with air tankers and shovels. Super Scooper planes are not expected until Thursday -- welcome but not essential, fire officials said. “Super Scoopers are just another tool in the tool box. If they’re available, we’ll take advantage of it,” said Dietrich. Firefighters are also keeping an eye on Mt. Wilson, which is six to eight miles east of the fire. “That’s several days out. It gives us an opportunity to prepare and defend the Mt. Wilson site,” said L.A. County Fire Department Deputy Chief Jim Powers, an incident commander. As evacuations widen, residents along foothill communities are on edge. Fire officials said the Station fire has grown to more than 7,000 acres today. One leg of the fire was moving southeast toward Altadena. No evacuations have yet been ordered in that community or the nearby Jet Propulsion Laboratory. Another leg was moving north, and officials said they are trying to prevent it from getting to the communications centers at Mt. Wilson. A western leg was moving toward Big Tujunga Canyon. Authorities issued mandatory evacuation orders for scores of homes in the area of La Cañada Flintridge Golf Course. The orders include Starlight Crest Drive, Greenridge Drive, Forest Green Drive and Ridge Court, said Sgt. Daniel Stanley of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. The communities are east of the Angeles Crest Highway. Residents were asked to assemble their families and leave the area. An evacuation center has been set up at La Cañada High School, at 4463 Oak Grove Drive, where the Red Cross will help those from the evacuation area. Donna Robinson, 60, has been preparing to be evacuated since Wednesday, packing up documents, clothes, baby dish mementos of her adult children. She also packed up two dogs and three cats. “I’m not even afraid now. I think it's good we're just out of the house. Now, I feel its not under my control,” said Robinson as she sat with her husband, Paul, 57, outside the gym of the La Cañada Flintridge High School, which had been turned into an evacuation center by the Red Cross. This morning, residents began to slowly stream into La Cañada High School.. The worry was evident on Sonia Castellon's face as she made her way into the makeshift evacuation center. "I was trying to keep calm, keep it together. But the moment you leave your home it's hard," the 46-year-old dentist said as she began to tear up. Castellon said she had packed a large amount of valuables throughout the day just in case, since she said the fire was getting worse near her Greenridge Drive home. She packed away pictures, jewelry, cash, and discs and cards with family memories -- things that cannot be replaced. "We had two hours from when they called, and it was already after 11 [p.m.] when we got the call. I'm scared of not having a house when we go back." Having to evacuate was especially tough for Castellon's daughter, Carla Torres. They were in the midst of preparing for her sweet 16 birthday party. Although she hopes the party at the Castaway Restaurant and Banquet Center in Burbank offers a temporary relief, Torres said she didn't see herself waking up on her birthday at her high school. "It's really scary right now," Torres said. ![]() ![]() In all, nearly 10,000 acres had burned in the four major fires by Friday evening. In addition to those wildfires, two separate blazes scorched about 1,000 acres in sprawling Camp Pendelton in San Diego County. Neither fire threatened structures. An air assault through the night helped bring the Palos Verdes Peninsula fire under 90% containment Friday. Expensive homes in Rolling Hills and Rancho Palos Verdes had been threatened, with flames lapping at the eaves of some residences. The blaze consumed 230 acres. In steep terrain above Hemet, a San Bernardino National Forest wildfire was just 10% contained, but was not posing an immediate threat to structures, although 2,200 acres had burned. A mandatory evacuation order in the Willowbrook Road area was lifted, but voluntary evacuation advisories remained for Bee Canyon. The Morris fire, which started five miles north of Azusa near San Gabriel Canyon Road, blackened more than 2,000 acres and was 85% contained, officials said. The fire was burning in mostly open mountain country, but voluntary evacuations were in effect for the North Fork of the San Gabriel River. The Los Angeles County Public Health Department warned the public to avoid outdoor activities. Air quality deteriorated throughout the day as temperatures climbed, becoming unhealthful for sensitive people in western San Bernardino and Riverside counties as well as in the San Fernando Valley. Our temps dropped a few degrees today but the humidity is still in the single digits. I just can't imagine those firefighters wearing all of that gear and fighting those fires in this heat! Other States may be joining in to help soon. So far, our firefighters are on their own. The 'Super Scoopers' should arrive tomorrow.
Hope you are have a nice weekend. Send rain.... PLEASE!!
PS: Two more new fires! The air stinks and we now have ashes falling. I also feel sorry for my gaderners who showed up today soaked in sweat!! Of course, I gave them LOTS of water!!
Song for Sunday tonight.
August 28 Two New Wildfires Here..And the two older ones have flared back up! Just what we need. The air is very smokey here and the high temp was 104F today. Some good news though... the City repaired that broken sewer line and by Monday things will cool off... to ONLY 98F! I'm soooo ready for Winter and rain!!
Here's the latest"
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger proclaimed a state of emergency in Los Angeles County today as firefighters continued to battle an out-of-control brush fire in the La Cañada Flintridge area that was spreading toward Altadena. On the western flank of the fire, Big Tujunga Canyon Road has been closed.
The Station fire in Angeles National Forest was burning near homes on the north side of La Cañada Flintridge. The fire spread southeast overnight, jumping Highway 2 and into the Arroyo Seco area. Fire officials were concerned about homes along Starlight Crest Drive, which runs just east of Highway 2 and is adjacent to a watershed park.The blaze had burned at least 1,500 acres and was 10% contained.
The fire today has moved farther southeast, toward the western edge of Altadena, though officials said no evacuations have been ordered yet in that community, and has spread to the northwest in the forest. "It's growing," said Dianne Cahir, spokeswoman for Angeles National Forest.
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tarlight Crescent Drive, the southern border of the voluntary evacuation zone in La Cañada Flintridge, helicopters could be seen picking up water from a pond at La Cañada Country Club, flying across a gully and dumping it on flames spreading across a nearby ridge. A few dozen residents pressed against the country club fence to take pictures and wondered aloud whether firefighters would get the blaze under control soon. Nabila Idroos, 60, a stay-at-home mom, stood near the fence with a towel pressed to her face next to her car packed with valuables — passports, jewelry, insurance documents, laptops and the Koran. She and her husband, a doctor, raised their children in the neighborhood. “How much can you take when you live in a home for 20 years?” Idroos said. “Hopefully no structures get destroyed. That’s all I’m praying for. Things can get replaced, but not lives.” Idroos said she lives on nearby Greenwood Street, an area under voluntary evacuation. She said she left home with her husband briefly last night and stopped by La Cañada High School, but returned a few hours later. “We’ve been here 20 years and I’ve never seen something like this,” Idroos said. Though several fires were burning in the area, air quality throughout much of the Los Angeles Basin and the San Gabriel Valley was slightly better this morning than in recent days. However, officials said it could get worse later in the day. A smoke advisory was issued for areas near the fires. “We’re only showing good and moderate air quality, which is somewhat of a surprise,” Sam Atwood, a spokesman for the South Coast Air Quality Management District, said just before 10 a.m. “I think it’s gotten a little bit better because a lot of the smoke has just dispersed upward aloft, and we’re not seeing a whole lot of smoke at the ground level except for the areas close to the active fires."
A fire on the Palos Verdes Peninsula was 70% contained, the Los Angeles County Fire Department said, after helicopters continued to drop water. The fire burned at least 100 acres and damaged six homes, but no one was injured. Evacuation orders have been lifted.
The Red Cross opened an evacuation center Thursday in the gym of Palos Verdes Peninsula High School. A handful of residents streamed in shortly before midnight, chatting in the parking lot and crowding around a television set tuned to the local news. "I'm sick," said Mary Lopes, who has lived in the Del Cerro neighborhood for 21 years. Her husband is out of town and she evacuated when sheriff's deputies came through her neighborhood about 9:30 p.m. urging residents to leave on their loudspeakers. "It was scary."She packed some family pictures and computer equipment. She said she has seen the neighborhood survive many fires, but is especially worried about this one. "It just feels like it could come," she said. "It's more frightening."Olga and Bob Jones, who have lived in the same neighborhood for 29 years, evacuated with their three dogs. A glowing red cloud of smoke and flames rose over the area as they left their home Thursday evening. "I think it's going to be OK," Olga Jones said. "The firefighters are doing their job. They're just wonderful." The Terranea Resort, a luxury hotel perched on a coastal bluff that opened in June and whose rooms usually go for $264 a night, provided free lodging for evacuees and their pets. "We made the decision as soon as we saw the situation on the news," spokeswoman Wendy Haase said.Six families had checked in by 12:30 a.m. and more streamed in clutching dogs. Bellboys offered snacks for the pets. Bernice and Michael Green and their labradoodle Amber were initially going to spend the night at the evacuation center at Palos Verdes Peninsula High, until they heard that there were free rooms at the resort. "It's got to more comfortable than sleeping on a cot," Bernice Green said. The couple was walking their dog in the evening when they heard about the fire.Officials told than around 9 p.m. that there was a little smoldering; they were ordered to evacuate their Amber Sky Drive home a short while later. She was optimistic that firefighters would gain the upper hand on the blaze. "They were very confident they would have it under control and contain it," she said. "That makes me feel very comfortable." She recalled the community had a big party for firefighters after the last major wildfire in the area three years ago. "We just really admire them," she said. Fire crews were making headway against the fourth fire, called the Morris fire because it began in the area of Morris Dam north of Azusa and Glendora.The fire, which started Tuesday, had consumed 1,700 acres and was 45% contained by Thursday evening. A few more pics:
Hopefully, this weekend they will get these fires under control. In the meantime, please pray for our firefighters and that no more fires pop up.
Wonderful song tonight by Kenny Chesney
Y'all have a GREAT weekend!!
August 27 Bad Week, Miserable Day... Worse WeekendEver have a week where everything goes wrong? I'm sure you have. I call it a 'Fit Hits the Shan Week'!! One good thing was that I was able to fix my PC... sort of. Then today happened. 100+ degree temps, single digit humidity, no breeze at all and the wildfires are backkkk!! Which means the air is full of smoke and ash. Oh yeah.... the city hasn't repaired the sewer line that they dug into yet.... UGH!! And our drought continues. They say that through the weekend, conditions will worsen. Our water restrictions don't help. It is now 103F here.
This from the L.A.Times:
The larger of two wildfires burning in the Angeles National Forest is 45% contained this morning as crews continue to battle blazes being fueled by high temperatures and low humidity.
Fresh crews and airstrikes helped to beat back flames at the Morris fire overnight, which grew to 1,800 acres and is 45% contained, the U.S. Forest Service said. The fire, which started Tuesday afternoon, is burning above Azusa and Glendora, and U.S. Forest Service officials are considering an evacuation order this afternoon for an area of the upper San Gabriel Canyon where there are about 50 cabins and a ranger station, said Robert Brady, spokesman for the forest service. The Station fire burning above La Canada-Flintridge grew to 30 acres overnight, with crews requesting more helicopters, engines and ground crews. The fire is 20% contained and is mostly burning brush, said Jennifer Sanchez, a spokeswoman for the forest service. Temperatures in the area are expected to reach the triple digits today, she said. And some photos
The thick blanket of smoke pouring into the Los Angeles Basin from two brush fires in the Angeles National Forest is expected to linger through the weekend, prompting health warnings and halting some school athletic programs. The Los Angeles Unified School District sent out a memo Wednesday telling administrators to stop outdoor student activities in areas with smoky conditions. Our Firefighters never cease to amaze me. The look on the guy's face carrying the chainsaw kills me! Tomorrow is Friday which to me officialy begins the weend!! Woooo!
August 26 You Could Have Heard a Pin Drop...You may have read this before, but...
At a time when our president and other politicians tend to apologize for our country`s prior actions, here is a refresher on how some of our former patriots handled negative comments about our country.
These are good. And true! JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early '60s when DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded "does that include those who are buried here?
DeGuale did not respond. You could have heard a pin drop. ********************************************************************************** When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush. He answered by saying, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return."
You could have heard a pin drop.
******************************************************************************** There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying "Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intend to do, bomb them?"
You could have heard a pin drop. ******************************************************************************** A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian, and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?"
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussie's, and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."
You could have heard a pin drop. ******************************************************************************** AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE..
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !" The American senior gave the Frenchman a long, hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchman to show a passport to." ********************************************************************************
You could have heard a pin drop.
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I read that last weekend there was a fireworks display in Paris and 2000 French soldiers surrendered. Sorry.... Had to add that!
Almost the weekend! Hang in there and enjoy the last days of summer. 98F here today!!
August 25 Good Day...... And the Roadwork Won't Stop!!Last Thursday my PC/Desktop went south on me. I could get a wireless connection but when I tried to get on IE, Ask.com came up and then I was booted. Same with Spaces and Messenger. Ask.com would not let me uninstall it. I ran diagnostics, fixes and restores all weekend to no avail.
This morning I realized I had three options.... buy a new computer, take it somewhere to have it repaired or get tough with it. I chose option #3. I shut it down and booted up into 'Safe Mode' and then began running System Restores date by date. It took 9 hours but I finally found the right restore date and now it works perfectly. I immediately ran a virus scan (ZoneAlarm) and it found FOUR viruses, which it killed. Not to worry peeps! I have been on my laptop, which was clean. Now, Ask.com is gone. Beware of that site! Also beware of Windows Automatic Updates! They always screw me up. Better to get a good firewall, anti-virus and spam filter. I use ZoneAlarm Security Suite now and it seems to be working well.
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The road work in our little town continues. I think that after 2 months, they are losing ground. Today they broke a main sewer line!! EWWWW!!!! The smell still exists! I finally was able to get some pics when they weren't looking but you get the idea!
Note the guy in the water truck napping!! LOL!!
Sorry about the picture quality but I was hiding behind a 7-11!!
Everyone here is ticked off and there's a City Council Meeting tonight. Wonder what the subject will be??
I think we are looking at two more months....
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Now a Few Tid Bits!!
Malaysia
Caning Delayed Due to Holiday
The first women in Muslem-majority Maylasia to face caning for drinking beer was reprieved because of the holy month Ramadan.
Islamic officials had taken Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno, a 32-year old mother of two, into custody and were driving her to a women's prison for the caning when they abrubtly turned around and sent her back to her family home in northern Malaysia.
Enforcement officials of the Islamis Religious Department arrested Kartika in a raid for drinking beer at at hotel lounge in in Cherating in Pahang state in December 2007. She was sentenced to a rattan cane by the court but now it will be DELAYED for compassionate reasons!! WTH??? DELAYED????
Peru
Cocaine Hidden in Live Turkeys
Peruvian police, expecting to find a shipment of cocaine hidden in a crate holding two live turkeys, were surprised to discover the drug surgicically implanted in the birds.
Acting on a tip, officers stopped a bus outside of San Martin.
Police were puzzled when they found the turkeys in the crate, but didn't find the cocaine. They then noticed that the two turkeys were bloated.
A veterinarian extracted 11 oval-shaped plastic capules containing 4.2 pounds of cocaine from one turkey an 17 capsules with 6.4 from the other one.
Both turkeys survived!
WOW!! What next??
Like my motto says, 'God Is Great, Beer Is Good...... And People Are Crazy!!' (Billy Currington)!
Hope your week is going well, and stay away from beer and turkey!!!
August 24 Steady There, Mom: The Little Girl is Ready for LiftoffBy Chris Erskine
August 22, 2009 Another One Flies the Coop: Part 2
(Be sure to read Part 1 first!)
In our last installment, my wife had slammed the door in my face, and I had muttered, "Oy, what a couple of weeks this is going to be," as we prepared to take our little girl to some far-off, overpriced college. That was the Irish "oy," by the way, usually followed by a too-early drink.
Things have continued to hum along nicely since -- the hum the world makes as it spins slowly off its silver sprocket. "You might not want to be around on Wednesday," the wife warns, of the day before we are to leave. "Why not?" "That will be the day of maximum meltdown," she predicts. "She'll be right on the edge." Honestly, my wife is the one I'm worried about. The little girl seems all right with leaving for college, and me -- I'm a rock, 175 pounds of U.S. steel. But the wife? This will be very hard on her. For the last 18 years, she has made a hobby of her daughter, shared in her joys and accomplishments. Now her hobby is headed 2,000 miles away. So, I try to be a calming influence, which comes naturally to me. When my beautiful wife frets over something minor, I assure her with, "You know, you have plenty of more important things to stress out about." At last count, I said this 57 times in two days. My ability to be a calming influence may well have been overestimated. "She needs your medical card," the wife says. "How about a quart of my blood?" I say. "Just give me your card," she says. My wife is in no mood for joking. In fact, last time she laughed was after she fell into a glass of Champagne at an Easter brunch. The year? 1992. "Give me your dental card too," she says. So basically, the little girl is going off to college with everything I own, plus her mother's sense of contentment, plus a new laptop computer. That one set me back a bundle. This laptop is skinny as a summer dress, almost translucent. With the right software, it could power a minivan to the moon. So be it. For I long ago dedicated myself to my children's happiness. The other night, four fathers took their four daughters out for a farewell dinner. Lots of steak, lots of laughter. Over the course of the evening, the young women learned: -- The best way to tie a dorm door shut from the outside. -- Dorm floor monitors, better known as "resident assistants," make excellent targets for pranks (don't forget the bottle rockets).
-- Thursday is the best party night of the week. "Monday's good too," one dad noted. -- If you choose to drink, stay away from frat house sangria. Oh, there were other helpful tidbits, about GPAs and roommates. The girls learned about all the services available at the typical school library. One dad, a Colgate grad, told of a "dinner of the Vikings," or some such, in which he was clobbered in the face by a ham. Needless to say, the girls are now very excited about their first year of college. Oy. Here are a few of the things I will miss about the little girl when she begins college next week: -- Her smile. -- Her spirit. -- The way she answers the phone. -- The way she keeps her head down on ground balls. -- The way she strikes a penalty kick -- then laughs. -- Her wacky-funny friends, in and out of the house all the time. -- Her wacky-funny friends' parents. -- The way she'd undercook the brownies, just right. -- The way she'd help me download pictures to my computer, then ask for money. -- The way she'd peel an orange. -- The way she'd decide to have a party with three hours' notice, and it'd still turn out great. -- The way she'd never finish her cheeseburger, then offer me the rest. -- The way she'd jangle her car keys on the way out the door.
-- The way she'd sit on the couch, hugging her knees, and watch the most god-awful TV shows you could ever imagine. -- The way she laughed till she cried. -- The way she cried till she laughed. See, it's not that much. But I keep recalling one incident that captures what our youngest daughter means to all of us. When she was 5, I drove her and her siblings into the mountains one night to see the Hale-Bopp comet. It was a grand adventure -- we sang, we complained -- and after an hour's drive we parked the car, spread a blanket and sat back to wait for the celestial show. All we saw that night were clouds, just clouds -- thick and gray as battleships. "Daddy?" she finally said, shivering in the mountain air. "Huh?" "Thanks for bringing us to see the clouds." I hope you enjoy this guy's writing as much as I do.
Have a Wonderful week!!
August 22 Another Kid Flies the CoopBy Chris Erskine
August 15, 2009 As usual, this guy just kills me!! This is for any of you shipping your kids, especially girls, off to college. LOL!!! Part II will be next! Several large IKEA bags rest outside the little girl's bedroom door. She is leaving for college soon. By all estimates, she will barely sleep her freshman year, yet she seems to need $300 in bedding. So be it. I try to pick my battles. LOL!! I hope you all are having a GREAT weekend!!
August 20 A Beginner's Guide to BaseballNow I realize that many of you are not fans of Baseball and it dawned on me that maybe you just don't recognize the purity and simplicity of the game. So here is a primer to get you up to speed. I hope you enjoy it and learn a little more about our National Pastime.
From the 'mound' (a small hill) to the 'bullpen' (far, far away), the game is a simple one. But don't forget the food.Sadly, many folks still don't understand the game of baseball well enough to appreciate our local teams' fairy-tale seasons. So here's the deal on this beautiful and occasionally arcane sport -- a beginner's guide to baseball:
Baseball is a simple game with a million rules, all subject to the interpretation of four blind but very assertive people known as "umpires." These umpires are usually assisted by 30,000 to 40,000 beery-eyed witnesses, all of whom are sure they saw the close play better -- from a quarter of a mile away. They are blind too. One of the first things you notice is that the players often wear white, representing purity and innocence of spirit. This is one of many baseball traditions. White also shows the dirt best. To stay loose, the players scratch themselves a lot, but only when the TV camera is on them. No one knows why. A game begins with a group song, then a man goes to a little hill. His purpose is to throw the ball past an opposing player, from his little hill, sometimes called a "mound," to the catcher, who takes a position behind home plate. So yes, technically, they are throwing the ball out of bounds with every single pitch. When a "batter" misses the ball three times, he is considered "out," and it is baseball tradition for him to bark something rude to the vision-impaired (blind) person behind home plate. But not too rude. If you bark something too rude, you are asked to please leave, thank you very much. As you can tell already, baseball is a very passive-aggressive experience. Now, if a batted ball lands on or within the chalk lines, the batter runs counterclockwise in sequence to the four bases. Why you would want to run in a big circle, basically getting nowhere, is one of the glories of the game and is considered a template for life itself. First, second and third base are also popular euphemisms for sexual conquest, assuming you have such things in your life. As with romance, there are many ways to be called out in baseball. You can strike out, as mentioned earlier, or you can get tagged out. Various scenarios involve tagging second, third or home, providing that it's a "force play" situation. In double plays, the shortstop doesn't even need to have the ball when he swipes second base. He just needs to pretend. Are you with me so far? Good. When a team records three outs, all the fans get up and go to the snack bar for ridiculously overpriced food. In another baseball tradition, items that are supposed to be hot are cold (hot dogs), and items that are supposed to be cold are hot (beer). Fans will also use this time to stand in line at the restroom (which is free but probably not for long). By the time the fans return, it is often about the fifth inning. There is usually much circling of the bases by the batters about this time, which makes everyone happy, except the manager and the pitching coach, who are all the time going out to the mound to consult with the pitcher and to make sure he is not drunk or something. If the manager is unhappy, or the pitcher is drunk, the manager will motion for another pitcher to come in, someone who is worse than the one before. At that point, another new player trots in, usually from the farthest point possible from the pitching mound itself. They call this distant area "the bullpen." The journey is basically like going from the Continental terminal for a connecting flight to the American terminal -- except it takes longer. Even after the new pitcher finally arrives, the game cannot resume yet, for although he has been warming up, this new pitcher needs to warm up some more. No one knows why. After a long delay, the game begins again, and this new pitcher will often face only one or two batters before the manager will "yank" him for another pitcher, because the next batter is right-handed, and he doesn't want his lefty to face a righty because batters see the ball better when it is thrown by someone of the opposite persuasion. Still with me? Amazing. In almost every game, there will be a big flare-up, a batter will be hit by a pitch or maybe a "balk" will be called. No one completely understands balks, except for three old-timers and they are all living in an assisted-care facility in Palm Springs. So whenever a balk is called, there is much discussion. Discussions such as this are frequent in baseball, and occasionally venomous. Anger is essential to the game of baseball and provides much of the visual entertainment. Anger is almost as important as eating, which provides the main action. Honestly, if you took away the food, no one would go to a baseball game at all. Well, I sure hope that helped you better underdstand the wonderful game known as Baseball.
I'll be here all week and don't forget to tip the waiters! Ba-Da-Bing!!
August 19 Just My Opinion...The Woodstock Generation
There was a lot of hoopla in the media about the Woodstock anniversary, that drunken orgy that began the demise of marriage. They said, "It's only a piece of paper."
I saw nothing, however, August 14, about the anniversary of the U.S. victory over Japan in World War II (V-J Day). Not as important, I guess.
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Health Care
I have a simple litmus test for whether any proposed health care plan is acceptable to me. With this litmus test, there is no need to read the more than 1,000 pages of the health care bill. So, here it is: Will Congress be covered by exactly the same plan I'm going to be forced to accept?
Under the current proposal, they won't.
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Death Sentences
Am I the only Californian who wonders why these dirt bags who have received the death penalty are still hanging out in jail 20 to 25 years later? Who cares if they suffer during execution? They should all be executated within five years of their execution date. It's about time politicians and lawyers got off their butts and start enforcing sentences.
I'm Just Saying.....
August 18 What's Wrong With L.A.? Flights and Food
We like to leave early for LAX, to beat the traffic, though that rarely works. For a 6:30 a.m. flight, for example, we will usually arrive about 4 a.m., maybe 4:30, to find the airport aglow with brake lights, brighter than the Vegas Strip.
* Most newspapers are worse than ours. * Hipsters are now everywhere, and they all wear the same hat. * L.A. has the best freeway drivers in the universe; it's not even close. * Good weather is one of the greatest gifts. * The quickest predictor of what any trip will be like is the rental car counter. Good service, good trip. Bad service, bad trip. * If you want to see real road rage, or ornery sports fans, go someplace cold and rusty. Which brings me to our biggest local embarrassment aside from LAX: bad waiters.
At Torture, the hostess says "This way, please" and doesn't really mean it, frequently leading you in a zigzag pattern between tables and through the kitchen itself. When she finally seats you, she snarls "Enjoy your meal," knowing full well no one there ever has. Torture is a lot like many high-end Los Angeles restaurants. No one who works at Torture really wants to be there. There are no smiles, no teamwork, no "let me help with that." If you happen to choke on a piece of veal -- and you probably will -- you're entirely on your own.
If you're into Torture, that's a good thing to remember. August 17 Knuckleball PitchersYeah.. I know. Too much Baseball! But I had to add this one.
The Dodgers called up a kid (22) from the minors and he throws Knuckle Balls and this is his first game in the Major League. His name is Charley Hager.
Now, unlike most pitchers, he doesn't really work out that much. His routine is to take an emery board and work on his fingernails. You see, throwing a knuckle ball entails gripping it with your nails and as you throw, using your fingers to throw it. There is no spin on the ball and it usually comes in at 70mph or less. But the dang ball 'dances'!! Talk about a 'Chinese Fire Drill' at home plate!! I LOVE it!! LOL!!
The poor catcher has to use a really huge glove! There used to be alot of them but the most famous was Hoyt Wilhem and Boston has one... Tim Wakefield.
But it's so fun watching the batters jumping out of their shoes and the umpire ready to run for it!! HAHAHA!! Gotta love it!! FUN!!!!!
Have a nice Tuesday!!! Julia Child
Julie, Julia and me: Now it can be told By RUSS PARSONS Nora Ephron's 'Julie & Julia' gets the tale just right.
At a certain point in the wonderful new movie "Julie & Julia," there is a plot twist so shocking the audience gasps. Julia Child does something that seems so totally out of character that even on the way out, people were still shaking their heads. "How could she?" Well, that's one mystery I can solve. I was right there in the middle of it. Meryl Streep And you certainly should see it. "Julie & Julia" is superb on so many levels. It's a terrific story to begin with, how two women from completely different generations claim their identities through food. More important, while Streep certainly gets Julia's sometimes loopy enthusiasm, she also gets the deep seriousness that was obvious only to those who knew her fairly well. This is no Dan Aykroyd skit; this is Julia Child with gravitas, which is to say the real Julia Child. In fact, leaving the theater and looking at the poster, I had to remind myself that Julia Child did NOT have Meryl Streep's face. Amy Adams is also appealing as Julie Powell, the blogger who set herself the task of cooking completely through Julia's "Mastering the Art of French Cooking" in a single year. And writing about it on her blog (which she later turned into a book). That likability is no small trick when playing a character whose main literary attribute was pretty much one endless whine.
She asked me not to quote her, and after thinking it over, I didn't, choosing a valued friendship over a couple of juicy paragraphs in a story. I'm still not sure it was the right call, but there you have it. At food conferences, you could always count on her being in the front row taking notes. And she fretted over her work as much as any first-time author. I remember being at her table at a book awards dinner when "Julia and Jacques," her terrific work with friend Jacques Pepin, was passed over for book of the year. What a gloriously wonderful woman and cook she was. But I’ll always remember that Dan Akroyd skit on Saturday Night Live. “Save the Liver!!”. LOL!!! Tim McGraw today!! HAH!! I hope your week is perfect!! August 16 Beanballs
Hiroki Kuroda incident makes one question rites of retaliation Horrific hit on the pitcher's mound was an accident, but intentionally plunking players could lead to equally scary outcomes. VERY Scary!! T J Simers, LA Times It's one pitch, the 70th thrown by Dodgers pitcher Hiroki Kuroda on a Saturday night, nothing extraordinary happening in a game like most others until someone named Rusty Ryal lines the baseball off Kuroda's head. The TVs hanging in the press box show replay after replay, and what surely must be every pitcher's nightmare, although today most would probably say, in a macho moment, it's surrendering a game-winning home run. It's the only park in the National League with a strip of dirt cut into the grass, leading from hitter to pitcher -- the only thing missing at the launching point an arrow pointing directly at the target. Ryal, though, appears shaken, his manager meeting him at second base to say whatever a manager might say to someone who has done their job well only to be heartbroken for doing so.
He's taken by ambulance to a hospital, James McDonald is called on to pitch and one hitter later, the scoreboard urges the crowd to chant, "Beat L.A." Up in the press box, someone who covers the Dodgers for the radio station that broadcasts their games is upset with the Diamondbacks fans reaction following such an unsettling scene. A night earlier these same players engaged in one of baseball's oldest traditions: You hit our guy and we hit your guy. Ridiculous, and more so now given evidence of what could happen with a pitch that just gets away. No one gets tagged with a bean ball Friday night, Mark Reynolds for the Diamondbacks and Andre Ethier for the Dodgers getting hit high on the shoulders, so all ends well.
A guy hits a home run, and the way this game is played these days, there's every chance someone might get plunked. As much as the term is thrown around in sports, it really is a miracle finish. Maybe pitchers should start wearing helmets. These teams play again today! Have a nice Sunday August 14 Les Paul | 1915-2009
A wonderful man passed away yesterday who will never be forgotten by guitarists everywhere and musicians worldwide. Les Paul and his wife, Mary Ford, perform on guitar. Paul, 94, the guitarist and inventor who changed the course of music with the electric guitar and multitrack recording, has died. In 1953, Mary Ford and Les Paul strum in the television studio that serves as their workroom at their Oakland, N.J., home. The couple liked to test their records to see how they would sound to jukebox listeners. On a 1950s-era European tour, Ford and Paul conduct an interview with Radio Free Europe in Munich, Germany. Les Paul repairs one of the many control boards used for recording in his New Jersey home. Paul died Thursday in White Plains, N.Y. From left, Chet Atkins, Dolly Parton, Freddy Fender and Les Paul at the 19th annual Grammy Awards, where Parton and Fender presented awards to Aktins and Paul. Les Paul, left, and Al Di Meola at Paul's home recording studio in July 1980. Guitar designer Les Paul, center, with guitarist Jeff Beck at left, signs Jimmy Page's chest. Paul had just signed the former Led Zeppelin member's guitar. The revelry was part of a 72nd birthday party thrown for Les Paul by the Gibson Guitar Co. at New York's Hard Rock Cafe. Paul McCartney tries out a custom-made left-handed "Les Paul Lite" presented to him by designer Les Paul in New York. Guitar guru Paul, left, and Slash team up at a House of Blues show. A 1959 Gibson Les Paul guitar, at Norman's Rare Guitars in Reseda. A rare Gibson Les Paul flame-top guitar is among about 50 vintage guitars for sale at a 1998 auction. Gibson Les Paul No. 9 comes from a numbered series that Pete Townshend carried on the road during the band's '70's heyday. The image is from the book "Treasures of the Hard Rock Cafe: The Original Guide to the Hard Rock Cafe Memorabilia Collection," A trio of Les Paul custom guitars, at Hollywood Guitar Center. Farewell to a true genius and innovator who changed the face of the music world. He will be missed. I’m gonna post a song today that most of you will not like (hate??), but it’s mostly a long guitar solo played on a Les Paul guitar. The band is Chicago Transit Authority who later simply became Chicago. The guitar player is Terry Kath of whom Jimi Hendrix became a huge fan of. He used no 'wah' or 'fuzz' pedals like Hendrix did, but plugged directly into the studio amplifiers. They were sued by the City of Chicago for their name and changed it to Chicago. This song was released in April 1969. So, there is your musical history lesson for the week. There will be a quiz later!! LOL!!! Have a GREAT Friday and weekend!! August 13 What Was She Thinking?
Colorado woman who fed bears is killed by one You might want to think twice before reading this. Oh Yeah, Now that I said that you want to read this even more!! Donna Munson, 74, considered the black bears that swarmed across her land in southwestern Colorado to be her pets. On Friday, one of them killed and ate Munson, slashing her head through the fence and dragging her body underneath it. "She was dead set on continuing to feed the bears, and unfortunately, she paid the ultimate price," said Ouray County Sheriff's Investigator Joel Burk, who had to shoot a bear that tried to approach Munson's remains as he interviewed witnesses. What’s with THIS??? Her death is one of the rare instances in which bears have killed people in Colorado; officials have recorded two other fatal attacks since they began keeping track in the 1960s. She described Munson as a sweet woman whose husband had died years ago and who seemed to have little contact with people. "I think she really loved them and loved to watch them," York said. It didn't work, and last year the state sent her a letter warning that it would pursue legal action if Munson didn't stop. "To friends and family she trusted, she would tell them, yes, she was feeding the bears, but they were harmless, they were her friends. She was helping them and they would help her," Burk said. "When people told her she was in danger, she would refute that, saying, 'These are my pets, my babies.' " The next day, a man arrived at her home to ask about a painting job and spotted her body, Burk said. A 400-pound bear was shot the next morning as it nosed around the scene. An autopsy revealed human flesh and Munson's shirt in its stomach. My heart goes out to her but Damn!!! ************************************************************************************************************************* And Finally.....
Watch out for falling fish I can't access my music files so you are stuck with this song. As if anyone listens.... LOL! OH!! Fileden is back!! New Brad Paisley song. Friday!! Whooooo!!!!!!!!!!! August 11 And At Least He Didn't Throw Up !!!
By Frank Mickadeit, Orange County Register LMAO!!!! Deep-sea fishing, based on my meager experience, is mostly about trying not to throw up – or if you are among the fortunate, actually being able to throw up. Before dawn even broke Saturday, slowly motoring out on my second ocean-fishing voyage, I was given the opportunity to throw up while still in the harbor. “Frankie, grab that bucket and mix up some cat food and oatmeal,” McNerney ordered. “Make some chum.” So I stirred up a nice stinky mess of wet Friskies and Quaker Oats (and nearly added my own special ingredients – half-digested coffee-and-doughnut), thus beginning my initiation into the Interclub Challenge, the annual “gentlemen's” fishing tournament of the three major Newport yacht clubs: Newport Harbor, Balboa and Bahia Corinthian. Dan McNerney and I were on John Carvelli's boat, the Tre Figlie. McNerney because he can fish and me because I have the other necessary talent for deep-sea fishing: the ability to steadily drink beer from 7:30 a.m. to dusk at a consistent eight-ounce-an-hour clip. The chum was used to catch bait fish – 8-inch-long mackerel – just outside the harbor. God put these poor creatures on earth not only with an attraction to wet cat food and oatmeal, but to be caught by humans, thrown into a little tank, then, at a later date selected at the whim of some boozy boat captain to be pierced through the gullet by a sharp hook and then thrown back into the ocean to wiggle gamely until eaten alive by a larger fish. I caught one of these mackerel, but I found out you wouldn't count it toward the coveted Interclub championship – unless you're a real loser. The trophy was to be awarded to the angler who scored the most points between midnight Friday and 4 p.m. Sunday. Points are accumulated through a method about as interesting to detail as a golf handicap; suffice to say the variety and the total number of fish matter. Having scored a few mackerel off Crystal Cove, Carvelli set a course for a point south of Catalina. Along the way, I was to keep my eye out for “paddies,” – clumps of kelp that have detached from the ocean floor and floated to the surface. Roughly the area of a living room, they are prized because small fish like to hang out underneath them. Underneath the small fish, in theory, are the big fish. It's a big ocean, you know? But I helped find some paddies, and we threw in lines. We could see small fish, but no big fish, if they were there, even nibbled our delicious hacked up squid. Paddy to paddy we went, all morning, all afternoon. Between paddies, we ran five trolling lines, each rigged with some multi-colored plastic thing-a-ma-jig. No luck. We tried bait-fishing around two sides of Catalina. Nothing. Finally, around 5, Carvelli had had enough and moored at Avalon. Surrounded by other boats, people paddling by on kayaks, and with the music of a live reggae band audible from a dockside cafe, we dropped our lines in, almost on a whim. And I caught a fish. It was a calico bass, a white fish dappled with brown. As I was basking in the glory, Carvelli pulled the hook out of its mouth with pliers and, before I could say a word, tossed it overboard. “What are you doing???!!!” I cried. “What?” Carvelli said. “You want to sleep with it? Put it under your pillow?” In a “gentlemen's tournament,” I guess, they take your word for it. In fact, back at the dock late Sunday, I talked to Bob Voorhis, who a couple of hours earlier had cut loose a 150-pound marlin he'd spent two hours fighting to bring up to the boat. His boat made it back to the dock with 10 minutes to spare. I caught a few more calico Sunday, as well as a weirdly awesome-looking thing called a sheepshead, which Carvelli also unceremoniously tossed overboard. My partners had similar catches (and releases). We weren't skunked anyway. The big winner was a boat captained by Kevin Klemm of the Balboa club. It had the most points and the overall top angler, a 25-year-old construction engineer named Chris Smith. They motored all the way down to Mexico to find the warmest water and best conditions. Among Smith's fish were a blue fin tuna, a yellowtail, a barracuda, a mako shark and a calico bass. I guess I can say this for myself: I knew enough not to talk up my calico. Too Funny!! *************************************************************************************** In a sort of related but sad story, Rescuers unable to save whales Beached in Florida, a mother and calf die before a horrified summertime crowd. Hollywood, Fla. -- Rescuers worked desperately to save a whale and her calf that had beached themselves in south Florida on Monday, but despite measures that included using wet towels and umbrellas to shield the animals from the scorching sun, neither survived.
The drama began about 1 p.m. when swimmers and lifeguards spotted the whales in waist-deep water at Hollywood beach, just north of Miami. The mother was about 10 to 12 feet long. The calf was about half that size. *************************************************************************************** And Finally….. One for my friend Sue Stamp of approval for TV's 'Dragnet' A ceremony is planned Tuesday at the Los Angeles Police Academy to commemorate the release of a postage stamp marking the hit TV show's 50th anniversary. The story you are about to read is true. The names have NOT been changed to protect the innocent. Now the department is helping return the favor by hosting an event Tuesday at the Police Academy in Elysian Park to commemorate the release of a "Dragnet" postage stamp, authorities said. Rich Thompson, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service, said it probably will not rain Tuesday. The song tonight is Just Too Good!!! Kenny Chesney. I hope your week has started out well. August 08 I'm Just Sayin'......Random thoughts while waiting for my steroid tests to come in. Kidding!!
-- Joe Torre is the best thing to happen to L.A. since the movie camera. -- When someone says, "Believe me, you don't want to know," it makes you want to know that much more. -- Beer summit? How about a margarita summit? -- Los Angeles doesn't really have rude waiters, just dispirited ones. -- And for some reason, that's worse. -- The best healthcare plan is a sweaty workout, five days a week. -- The best therapy: funny friends with short memories. -- If you want a kid to listen, whisper. -- If you want a kid to read, read yourself. -- "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." (Drew Carey) -- A telling trait among summer sports: None of them -- baseball, golf, tennis -- features referee whistles. -- One of the most important things a parent can learn is how to say no effectively. -- My wife says no all the time. Very effectively. -- World's biggest health club: the California coast.
-- "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." (Will Rogers) -- Why does it suddenly seem like today's top actors are all furry and animated? -- Most days, I'd rather have a sandwich than a steak. -- Hey! I'm furry and animated!
-- Long as I live, I'll never be able to tell a heron from an egret. ***************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Of rooks and rocks: Birds live up to their fabled reputation
Members of the crow family figure out how to use stones to raise the water level -- just as Aesop described.
In a modern retelling of one of Aesop's fables, researchers in England have shown that members of the crow family can use tools to retrieve a worm that they wouldn't otherwise be able to reach.
In "The Crow and the Pitcher," Aesop wrote of a thirsty bird confronted with a half-full pitcher of water. When the bird discovered that the water level was too low to reach, he dropped stones in to raise the level until it was high enough to quench his thirst. Aptly named zoologist Christopher David Bird of University of Cambridge showed that rooks, members of the crow family, could perform the same task, dropping stones into a tall glass beaker to retrieve a floating wax worm.
The results, reported this week in the journal Current Biology, are not totally unexpected: Crows have previously been shown to use leaves and sticks as probes to dig out grubs, and shells and rocks as hammers to break open prey or as plugs to form pools of water for drinking. Bird and his colleague Nathan Emery of Queen Mary University of London tested four 5-year-old, hand-raised rooks, confronting them with the flask and a pile of stones. Two immediately figured out how to get the worm, and two got it on the second try. The birds appeared to calculate how high the water had to rise, and put in only enough stones to raise the water to that level, not stopping to try to reach the worm after each stone. They also figured out quickly that larger stones would raise the water more quickly.
The only other animals known to have accomplished a similar feat are orangutans, which have been shown to carry water in their mouths to fill a pitcher so they can reach a floating peanut. But the rooks' feat is more impressive, Bird argued, because their brains are much smaller than those of orangutans. One of the rooks also displayed a different type of learning ability: When she got sick from eating one of the wax worms, she stopped participating in the experiments. ************************************************************************************************************************ And Finally....
It's a Dog's Life!
I hope Y'all are having a Beautiful weekend!!
August 07 Miscellaneous
Our small town decided it was time to do some road work….. Two months ago! It’s the main street that you have to use to get anywhere. One lane open each way with a 6 foot ditch on both sides. So far there has been alot of dirt movin’ and LOTS of rest breaks! You can always find the crew, and I use that term loosely, sitting on the shady side of the many trucks just parked there. This is NOT normal! When my street was paved a few years ago, it took 5 days including new curbs and a few driveway replacements. Of course they were city workers and these clowns are contractors. The most work I’ve seen done has been to dig up the street and move dirt from one place to another…. and then back!! LOL Today they finally laid down the first load of asphalt Keep in mind, I’m talking about only FOUR blocks!! I tried to take photos but either couldn’t find a place to pull over or I was threatened and chased away!! It looks as if they have paid more for caution signs then on actual repairs. I’ll try again for pics. *************************************************************************************** Funny thing the other morning! Bonnie was sleeping near my head and as I rolled over, half asleep, I thought she was my pillow!! So I ‘fluffed’ her up and laid my head on her! Well, that didn’t last long but I did get a good face-licking!! Guess she liked it!! As for me? Ummm…. I was out of bed!!! *************************************************************************************** And finally… The Burger King in Sunset Hills, Mo., has a no shoes, no shirt, no service policy, And baby, do they enforce it! Workers asked Jennifer Frederick to leave on Sunday because her 6-month-old had no shoes. Burger King and it’s franchisees have since apologized for taking the policy a bit far! Give me a break!! Music tonight??? Thinking Rodney Adkins! I should have played this one sooner.... Have a Wonderful weekend Yall!!! |
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