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    April 30

    Better Days Ahead!!

     
    My wife's company came through!!  Gave her a new, in the box, monitor today!!  I apoligize for bad-mouthing them!  So I have mine back!!   Problem.....  my modem died a horrible death!!   But tomorrow, my cable peeps will be here to make it right!!  I am on hers now!!   It's old and slow....  but she is on the list for new one soon.  When I get my computer back, I promise a long post...... and to change songs!! 
     
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    Gave Burt the Tortoise another Mango today and he was all over it!!  I kinda think he likes them!!  He left the pit for Buzz!!  Burt spent 2 hours on that sucker!!
     
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    Sports Brief: 
     
    These are tough days for the University of North Carolina football team.
     
    Tunderstorms postponed the Tar Heels' spring game this month and those clouds have lingered.
     
    Rameses XVII. their blue-horned ram mascot, died Thursday from an infection, the Charlotte News & Observer reported this week...... on it's FRONT PAGE!!
     
    This, though, seemed newsworthy, as the 8-year-old Rameses was done in by (cue the sinister music) HIS SON!!
     
    The Oepipus moment can two weeks ago in the field they shared, whe they butted heads - what father hasn't done that with his son?? - and the collision snapped off one of Ramseses' horns and an infection set in.
     
    "On Thursday, I got up before daybreak and went out to check on him, and he was worse, "said Rob Hogan, keeper of the mascot.  "It was obvious he wasn't going to make it".
     
    His son, Rameses XVIII will assume the throne.
     
    "The mascot is dead. Long live the mascot," wrote the News & Observer.
     
    Yup!! It was a slow news day along Tobacco Road.
     
     
    Trivia Question!!
     
    How did the Tar Heels come to choose a ram as their mascot??
     
    The answer came in 1922 from fullback Jack "Battering Ram" Merritt according to www.americasbestonline.net.
     
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     Heard a good one today!! 
     
    If you are a guy one a date, and you ask for a doggie bag??  Just have them bag up your genitals too!!
     
    Well.....  I thought it was funny!!  I REALLY need my PC back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Hopefully I will be back to normal (my computer!!) tomorrow!!  ME normal??  HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Have you all memorized this song yet??  HAH!!
     
    Nite!!
     
     
     
     

    BAD 'Tech' Day!!

     
    Woke up this morning and was confronted with, "My monitor isn't working'!!  Sure enough, it was DEAD!!   Now keep in mind that my wife works for the largest independent oil refiner in the U.S.!!  And she works from home.  So being the good hubby, I shut down my PC and gave her mine!  Problem was.....  I figured two things wrong.
     
    #1   That her company would let us buy a new one .......  No Way!!  They will send a 'Used Replacement' in a week or so!!
     
    #2   That my new laptop would work with our cable..  Wrong again!!  After spending 2 hours on the phone with Time Warner (and having a lost connection TWICE!!), and dragging my laptop back and forth to the main modem 9 times, it was determined that the laptop needs to be programmed to accept the cable connection!  DUH!! 
     
    So they are sending out a person on Thursday (of course, between 8 AM and 5 PM) to do that!! 
     
    So for now, I am using her....... &%$@#^ WONDERFUL computer!!  Always a little slice of heaven!!  So, the song on here??  You are stuck with it!!  LOL
     
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    The weather here cooled off today!!  And tomorrow??  In the 60's!!!! More like it!! 
     
    My little Dachshund Baxter is growing!!  Unfortunately..... not his short legs!!  It's a crack up to see his his tail and ears dragging on the ground!!  Poor guy!!  But he's such a sweet, handsome boy!  Sorry...  no pics!!
     
    Ummmm...?  I need a shower and bed!!  Nite!!
     
    OH!!  And notice that I didn't miss a day of posting!!   Heck!!  I would go to the library if I had to!!  Or Kinkos!  Ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!  Actually I have been banned from there!!  They didn't like me naked in the folding metal chair!      WHAT???   It was Hot!!   I have a list of places I am banned from, but I'll keep them to myself!!
     
    God!!  I have to get off here!!  Nite again!!
     
     
     
     
     
    April 28

    Trojan Horse???

     
    Holy Crap!!   My Firewall/Anti-Virus/Anti-Spyware program (ZoneAlarm) just detected a 'Trojan Horse' attempt on my computer!   It was quarantined and deleted but....... let's just say, that's why we ALL need protection!  There are BAD people out there who get their kicks out of screwing with our computers!!  ZoneAlarm and Norton are the best but there are lots of really good free ones out there too!  ZoneAlarm (www.zonelabs.com) has a free one and another excellent one is Comodo (www.personalfirewall.comodo.comSo if you haven't already, get yourself protected.  I don't want to lose any of you!!  Do it NOW!!!
     
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    This song playing is NOT about me!!  HEH!!  But I think it's hilarious!!  Yep!!  It's Brad Paisley day!!  I understand that he has a space on here!!!  I am determined to find it!!!  LOL  Tomorrow??  One of my favorites!!  Sammy Kershaw!!!!
     
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    If you get the TV channel National Geographic you MUST watch the series 'Locked Up Abroad'!!  The one I watched today??  Too frightening!!  Talk about a nightmare!!
     
    Well shoot!!  It's a boring, HOT Monday!!  And 'THEY' said it would be cooler today!!  PFFFFFT!!  I guess 95F is cooler, but please!!!!!  I HATE our weathermen!!  THEY all assume that this is 'nice' weather!!  WTH??  Even my Desert Tortoise, Burt, is covering up!!
     
    That's all I got for today!!  I'm looking at Kiddie Pools!!!!! 
     
    Wait!!  I sat and talked with my neighbor and this showed up!!  It was Awesome!!!  It was HOT........ But beautiful!!
    April 27

    Hot, Hot, HOT!!!!!!

     
    Man!!!  They predicted a hot day today but I didn't reckon it would be THIS hot!!
     
    This picture was just taken.  It's 11:00 AM.  My finger is pointing at where the mercury is.
     
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    And I live only 5 miles from the beach!!  Tuesday??  Back in the 60's!!  Go figure.
     
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    My gardeners were here again yesterday and after mowing, they got to work on my award winning  weed garden!
     
    This was before....
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    And this is after!
     
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    Unfortunately they broke the head off one of my sprinklers so I can only water half of the backyard. But I can easily, and will, take care of that today.  With this heat, that lawn needs water!
     
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    My wife went to our local swap meet/flea market today in this heat and as usual, I scored!!  New shorts and FIVE tank tops!!  Plus watermelons, green beans and other veggies!
     
    Of course, the dogs awaited her return!!  The white one, Buzz, , is the one with the implanted spinal column!!!   He is SOO Mommy's Boy!!  Aren't they cute??
      
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    Looks as if wildfire season has come early this year.  There is one closing in on Pasadena and 300 homes have been evacuated!!  It's gonna be a LONGGGGG  Summer!!
     
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    Back to my NASCAR race!!  My song today is the 'OFFICIAL' RU Serious theme song!!  LOL!  Montgomery Gentry!!  That's right!!  OFFICIAL!!!!!!
     
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     David Beckham Moment:  Next Time, Keep Your Shirt ON!!
     
    David Beckham may be good for soccer in the United States, but he seems to be a 'divider'.
    First, the Spice Girls broke up after he married Posh Spice (score one for David as Yoko Ono?). Now he has come between two boys, 9 and 10, who have been best friends for three years.
     
    Beckham handed one of the boys his jersey after a Galaxy soccer match in Honolulu.  But, just as in soccer, possession seems to be the key issue.  After a failed attempt to share the jersey, both families have retained attorneys and lawsuits have been threatened, the Honolulu Advertiser reported.
     
    "He (Beckham) pointed out that he wanted our son to have it.  How do you explain this to a 10-year-old?" Eric Kerr, the father of one of the boys, told the Advertiser.
     
    Wilfred Ho, father of the other boy, countered, "My son got it first from Mr. Beckham, directly. We agreed to let them borrow it from us, but before that happened we tried to clarify that we were the owner and they proceeded to get upset so we never let them borrow it."
     
    Wait!!!!  What?????  GET LIVES PEOPLE!!!!!
     
    Fellas??  There's only one way to settle this:  Penalty Kicks!!
     
     
     
     
     
    Changing songs!!  For a Dear friend!!  What a GREAT SONG!!  And That Voice!!!  Rascal Flatts!!!
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    April 26

    Why I Live In Southern California!

     
    .......Because of days like today!  Sunny, 82F and a nice breeze coming off of the Pacific Ocean.  While Becky worked in the garden, I took the 350Z  to get it gassed up and then took a short cruise along the coast.  Now it's her turn!!  She's taking Bonnie to Seal Beach to walk along the pier while I watch the Lakers game.  It's just one of those 'Picture Postcard' days!!
     
     
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    Strawberry season is in full swing here!  Becky bought a 'Flat' (8 pints) for $8.00, from a guy in a parking lot!  Bargains seem to find HER!!  Here is a photo of what she did with some of those Strawberries!
     
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    Chocolate dipped and Almond dipped with lemon cream!!  Yeah..... we killed them!!  But we have MORE!!  BWAHAHAHA!!!!!  ............ sorry
     
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    Seeing as how it's such a beautiful day, Burt was 'racing' around!  Well, racing as much as a Tortoise can!!  LOL!  But he was HUNGRY!!  He loves Peaches but Albertsons didn't have ONE!!  So I bought a few Yellow Mangos!!  As you can see, he loves them!!
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    Mango Face!!  HAH!
     
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    Apparently, so does Buzz!!
     
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    Mango Thief!!
     
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    He really thought he scored, until he realized he only got the pit!!  HAHAHA!!
     
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    Screw the Lakers!!  I gotta get outdoors!!!   I hope you all have terrific weekends!!  Wish you were HERE!!
     
    I played a Garth song earlier!!  But I wanted to play a SUNDAY  song!!!  GOD!!  I LOVE THIS SONG!! 
     
    Y'all have a Great Sunday!!  (I want a porch swing!!!!!  )
     
     
    ..............................................................................................................................................................BTW,  If you have never seen the movie "Crash", It's a Must See!!!!!  SOOOOOOOO Must See!!!  So is 'I Am Legend'!!
     
    OK!!  Here is the SUNDAY Song!!!!!
     
     
     
    April 25

    I Got Nuthin'!!

     
    But that has never stopped me before!  LOL!!  In fact, the last time I wrote that, I posted a 10,000 word blog!!  So let's see what comes to my twisted mind today, shall we?
     
    My dogs, well two of them (Bonnie and Buzz), DESPISE the mailperson.  They have other 'issues' too!  Buzz is frightened by roosters (probably from his 'street days' of invading chicken coops!), and Bonnie goes BALLISTIC if she hears a harmonica!!  I'm still working on that one!!  Now, I watch 'Dog Whisperer' and I've even bought a few of his books so I can learn to be the 'Pack Leader'.  But...... our mail comes through a slot in our garage and into a basket that I set up.  The 'slot' has a hinged metal plate on it and when these two hear it close, they go crazy!!!!!  So I, being a VERY bad dad, love to use a stick to open and close it about, oh, seven times a day!!  Just to catch their reaction!!  I'm a BAD DADDY!!  But it's so damned funny!!  I can stand outside of the garage where they can see me and do it and they will go nuts every time!!  I can't help myself!!  Just call me Pavlov!!  Darn!!  I guess that makes up for yesterday at the grocery store!!  Someone slap me!!!!
     
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    Just got back from Lowes.  Becky needed a 'human forklift' to lug the clay pots and bags of potting soil into and out of my SUV.  Her job is to plant things and mine is to water and feed them for the next three years!!  Today she bought mint!!  The same mint that I've been trying to kill with RoundUp since it took over half of our yard!!  Lord help me!!!! 
     
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    Just watched an interview with Garth Brooks.  Now, I'm not a big fan of his but the interview was GREAT!!  Heck!!  I even missed 'King of Queens' to watch it!!  So tomorrow I will play my favorite 'Garth' song!  Tonight??  An absolutely beautiful song from Tim McGraw!!
     
    See??  I found some stupid stuff to post about!!  I'm off now to tease the dogs with that 'stick in the mail slot' thing!! LOL  Someone stop me!!!!
     
    Take care my friends, enjoy this song and have GREAT weekends!!!   My face is on my keyboard@!!  This song gets to me!!
    April 24

    I Have Been Tagged!!!

     
    Darn!!  But I don't really mind these things!!  I always meet new friends!  Problem is, the person who tagged me has the same quirks as me.  So I'll have to go through my other 837 ones and come with SIX!!
     
     

    These are the rules.

    • Link the person who tagged you.
    • Mention the rules in your blog.
    • Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.
    • Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them.
    • Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger's blogs letting them know they've been tagged.

     

    1. I check the door locks at least 14 times each night before going to bed.

    2. I hate when I volunteer to pick up fast food for a group of people and everyone 'special orders'!

    3. I must have my keyboard and mouse in just the right position whenever I sit at my computer.

    4. I'm a 'nightowl' and soooo not a morning person.

    5. As someone else said, I HATE dusting!!

    6. I am constantly cleaning my glasses!

     

    Hmmmmm....  These actually sound alot like obsessions rather than quirks but what the heck!!

    Soooo!!!  I tag Miz Angie, Tracie, KatSoup, Becca, Kitty and Jane.

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    Opinion Time: 

    Luckiest men through the ages...

    Ringo Starr, naturally. (And this is stated so often it has almost become a cliche.)

    Of course, there's no shortage of sports candidates jockeying for position on any top-10 list. But the latest man to skate forward is a bit different - not completely lacking in talent, then landing in an extremely advantageous position through sheer luck.

    It would be hard to beat the weekend double submitted by Kristian Huselius.

    The Calgary Flames forward and horse owner won a $1-million harness racing payout on Saturday in his native Sweden, then had an assist on the game-winning goal the next day in Calgary's 2-0 victory over the San Jose Sharks, forcing Tuesday night's Game 7.

    "That's not bad, eh?" teammate Jarome Iginla told reporters after Game 6 in Calgary. "He's the luckiest man we know. It's pretty wild. It's hard to beleive. I have a good feeling for him."

    Incidentally, the gambling proposition was call V75. Huselius picked at least five winners out of seven races.

    And no, V75 does not refer to the number of households in this country getting Versus on TV!!!!

    Oh yeah, Calgary lost Game 7......

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    Good Feeling of the Day:

    I was at the grocery store today. There is this checkout woman working there who I have seen for the past two years. Let's just say that she is not the best looking woman around..... in fact, she is downright homely, but very nice!!  The last time I was in there I was in a different checkout lane and noticed that she had highlighted her hair. So today, even though her line was the longest, I chose hers. When it was my turn, I said, "Oh!!  You did something to your hair!!  It looks Great!"  I thought she was gonna start crying and if she had, I wouldn't haven't been far behind!  She turned to another checker and said, "How special when a man notices!"  Made my day and I'm pretty sure hers too!

    That's it folks!!  Hope you like the song!

    OOPS!!  Here is the 'KIND' person who tagged me!  http://y12beta6.spaces.live.com/

    Dang it!!  I had to change songs!!  This one is just too good!

     

     

     

    April 23

    Savants!!! Holy Crap!

     
    I'm watching this amazing program on National Geographic Channel called 'Memory Masters'.  Unbeleivable!!!!!  Some were born Savants, some became Savants and some are Idiot Savants.  Remember the movie 'Rain Man'??  This guy, Kim, is the person the movie was made about.  He has memorized every highway route in the U.S., every zip code and every area code.  He has read over 10,000 books and can recite them back word for word!!  He also read the New York City bus schedule ONCE, and was able to read it back a year later!  Problem is, he can't fry an egg, tie his shoes and his Dad has to dress him.  But, he can read two pages of a book at the same time!
     
    Another guy was hit on the head with a baseball and since then, 20 years ago, if you give a date and year, he can tell you what day of the week it was and what he did that day.
     
    Still another is a Mathematics wizard.  They asked him to divide 64 by 187 and he immediately, IN HIS HEAD, gave the answer....... 150 numbers after the decimal point!!  He can solve PI to the Trillionth!!!  Now he is solving Prime Number problems... again, in his head!
     
    And this guy 'Howard' can tell you the result of every soccer game ever played and every horse race ever run!!  But he is on a street corner in London and can't find his way back to his hotel or get on a bus.
     
    It's like these people have a huge hard drive in their heads, which really a brain is, except theirs are huge and fast!  I can barely remember what I did last week!!  LOL
     
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    I think we just had a small earthquake!!  Small is GOOD!!!  When the floor rolls under your feet??  NOT fun!!
     
    Now, as for 'Show You Garden Week', I have been 'advised' to postpone it until late July or August, so OK!! 
     
    BTW,  My wife is attending the Lakers playoff game tonight........ and I'm NOT!!!!!!!  Wahhhhh!!!!!!!
     
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    As promised, I will knock off the sad songs for a few days.  I have a few 'lighter' ones that I think you will enjoy!   Blake Shelton.
     
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    Quick question and I am done!!  Does anyone else think that 'King of Queens' is the funniest TV show EVER??  I watch two half-hour shows of reruns every day and if wasn't for me actually sitting a chair, I would be on the floor!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   One of my favorite lines was when they paid off their credit card!!  'Paying off the Mastercard Bitch??  Priceless!!'  LMAO!!!!   Sorry!!   I was on the floor trying to type here.......!
     
     
     
     
    April 22

    Happy Earth Day!!

     
    It's GOOD to be Green!!  We celebrated by planting herbs today!!  Chives, Dill, Parsley, Oregano, Basil and Rosemary!  It was a beautiful day and we had fun!  Now, despite a friend's (Isabelle!!) protests, I am gonna encourage a 'Show Your Garden Week'......  unless it's too early??  Maybe next month!  I can't wait to see Caroldee's!!!  So get busy!!   LOL!  I think it will be FUN!!
     
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    I received a song suggestion from my friend 'Giggles' today.  It's beautiful and kinda sad!  I decided to put it here tonight for her and two great friends!   Again.... Rascal Flatts.  I promise to lighten up on the sad songs tomorrow, OK?? 
     
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    Artichokes again tonight!!   YUMMMMM!!   I'm going back tomorrow to buy MORE!!  While they are still on sale!!  By the way, my wife very much appreciated your comments on her space, and so did I!  I'm trying to encourage her to post more often because being a woman, she has alot to say!!  HAH!!  Durn!!  I hope she doesn't read that!!  But Really.....!!  lol!  She has some GREAT recipes to share!!
     
    Putting that song up NOW!!  Hope it works!!  It WORKED!!
     
    Short post and no pictures, but have a peaceful and GREEN night!!
     
     
    OK!  OK!!!!!    Is June OK for a 'Show Your Garden Week'???
     
    By the way..  Not sure if any of you watch the TV show 'Boston Legal', but tonight's was the BEST!!
     
     
     
     
     
    April 21

    YUMMY!!!!!

     
    Becky made our usual Monday night dinner tonight.  Spaghetti and homemade meat (turkey) sauce!  As usual it was perfect!  But while at the grocery store (Albertsons) today, they had Artichokes, beautiful ones!!, on sale at $1:00 each!!  Usually they cost between $3 and $4 each!!  Now, I realize that my friends outside of California have no idea what to do with these tasty vegetables but we like to grill them on the BBQ after steaming them first!!  And then serve them with a delicious dipping sauce!!  HEAVEN!!
     
    Luckily, Becky has agreed to post her recipe for the 'Chokes and the sauce on her space tonight!! Her Space is!! http://cid-ba194b2ad13d8d06.spaces.live.com/  She hasn't posted yet but she promised to!!  And if she doesn't??   I will tomorrow!  SOOOOOO Good!!
     
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    Tomorrow is laundry, trash and gas-up-the-cars day!!  My right foot is killing me and Bonnie got tangled up between my feet last night and I hurt both legs!!  At least I kept from falling on her.  Today it was nice and cool but by the weekend it will be around 90F again!!   NOOOOO!!!
     
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    I had a pretty relaxing day after this emotional weekend.  I mainly commented to my friends who commented to me, fixed the leaky garden hose, visited with a friend who NEEDS a friend now and downloaded about a dozen songs!!  My problem now??  Which song to play!!!!  But I promise it will be a good one!!  Now I have to decide!
     
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     It was nice and cool here today, 65F and partly cloudy, but by the weekend it will be back in the 90's!!  Crazy weather!!  Sorry about the boring post but nothing much went on here!!  maybe for the best??  LOL  I hope you are ALL well and I hope you ALL know that I love each and every one of you!!  You are the BEST!!  And as usual, I repeated myself!!  LOL!
     
     
    OK!  I finally chose a song!  Hope y'all like it!!  Rascal Flatts!!  It's a Good 'Un!!  Beautiful and Sad!!  What a Voice!!!!
     
     

    Aftermath.....

     
    Things are back to normal here, at least as normal as things get here!  The relatives are gone, my chores (watering, going to Lowe's and grocery shopping) and now I'm watching the Lakers playoff game against Denver.  Man!!  Did the Lakers make out when they got Pau Gasol for practically NOTHING!!  The guy is awesome!  And of course, there's Kobe!  I'm looking for Lakers and Celtics in the Finals...... an old rivalry revisited! 
     
    Later today it's the Ducks and Stars in game 6!  At Dallas, where the Stars have lost 7 of 9 playoff games. I want to see a game 7! 
     
    Thank you for comments!!  I wish I could pass them on....  As I have said before, I have the BEST friends!!  I just wish I had the time to be a better friend to YOU!!  I will try! 
     
     
    One of our flowers in our front yard died (HORRORS!!!!!!!) so I was 'instructed' to go to Lowes and and buy a new one to replace it.  I found a nice SnapDragon plant, so I planted it today!!   See??  It's a perernial
     
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    Well... Lakers kicked you know what!!  But my Ducks??  It's over.... Dammit!  They just didn't have it!!  But I think the Lakers DO!!!!!  
     
     
    Here are a few pics of my flower bed and the SnapDragon!!  LOL!!  Big Deal!!
     
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    More Mark Chestnut!  Funny!!  Sorta......!  Mark Chestnut kills me!!!~~~~ A MONDAY Song!!!!
     
     
     
     
     
    April 20

    White Gloves and an Oversized Suit!!

     
    Well.................  The funeral went well!   Becky's Eulogy was PERFECT!!!  The church was HUGE and Beautiful!!  It was a Great service and I know that Aunt Jo would have been pleased!
     
     
     We did NOT drop her!! ,  although it was close at one point!  We were on a 45 degree road and had to carry her casket down another 45 degree patch of grass.  Lots of Grunting and Moaning going on!  Man!!!  I don't want to do this again~~ 
     
    I put on my Black Italian Suit and guess what??     I forgot I had lost 55lbs!!!  About 5" too much in the pants!!  And the suit coat????  Half of a ping-pong ball painted red and placed on my nose??????  Circus Clown!!!  So I wore a sports coat that I haven't been able to fit into in Years!
     
     
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    I'm the idiot in the grey jacket!!   DOOH!  I didn't know any of these men and they really didn't want to talk to me!!   So I just did my thing!  What's with the guy in the shades????  DUDE!!!!
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    Yeah.... That's me!!  But the white gloves??
     
     
     
    The service lasted 90 minutes!  WAY too long!  But Aunt Jo's Nieces and Nephews are REALLY long winded!!  I'm talking.... Do NOT hand them a microphone!  All in all??   It's over!!   I'm sorry but Aunt Jo's family are freaks!!  They went on and on about how close they were with her, but on every holiday she was with us and never knew they existed!  She was OUR Aunt!  Luckily, we will never see them again...  Whatever!
     
     
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    Sorry!!!  My niece Kelly and Becky!!  Aren't they cute???  LOL
     
     
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    Damn!!  It was a long day....... Past few days.~~  Have a GREAT Sunday!!
     
    I'm just glad this weekend is over!!  God Bless You Auntie Jo!!
     
     
    I just chose this song because it cracks me up!!  Have a GREAT week!!
     
     
     
     
    April 18

    Rant Time Again!!!

     
    Dammit!!  Becky and I went to the viewing tonight and her Aunt looked Beautiful!!  (Pics Later).  We arrived at the viewing right on time and found her son and niece as the only ones there!!  An hour later??  Still just the four of us!!  WTH??  Finally my wife's cousin and his wife showed up , and some guy ffrom Norway!  But that was it!!  Becky's family??  The relatives from Nebraska and Arizona??  Guess they were 'BUSY'!!!  Pisses me off!!  Man!!  Have I changed my attitude about certain 'family' members!!
     
    But we met her niece Sandy and she is Great!!  Apparently, during her last minutes, she could tell that Aunt Jo was dying!  So she grabbed Jim, Jo's son, and dragged him to her side.  He held her hand and said, "Mom?  It's me, Jim".  She took one last breath and passed away , with a smile on here face.  Very sad, but she died at home with no pain.  She would have been happy that Becky and I were there!  I took pics but don't want to be morbid about it. 
     
    Our Flowers
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    Becky with her Aunt
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    They were BEST friends.
     
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    So, tomorrow is the funeral!  I hope SOMEONE shows up!!  Oh... and the casket IS on wheels!!    Whew!!  I have been trying all day to come up with a song in tribute to her and the best I can do is this one. 
     
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    My Ducks WON 5 to 2 tonight!!  Wooo Hooo!!  The series is now at 3 games to 2,Dallas, but the next game is a make or break game for them!!  They do NOT want to come back here for a game 7!!  Our Goalie, Jean-Sebastien Giguere (Jiggy) was awesome in making 40 saves!!  That's ALOT!!  It was a Great game!!!
     
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    One more sports item!   Forbes.com recently released it's list of the most miserable spirts cities in America.
     
    And the 'Winners' were:
     
    1. Atlanta
     
    2. Seattle
     
    3. Buffalo
     
    4.  Phoenix
     
    The criteria for for inclusion, according to Forbes' Tom Van Riper and Andrew Farrell, were, "well-chronicled misery that comes with futility" and "misery that comes with repeated heartbreak, gut-wrenching losses by teams good enough to win makes for an even worse experience than a perennial loser that can't get you excited in the first place."  Sounds like my life~~  LOL!!
     
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    Noting that the Pope will say Mass in the Bronx on Sunday, Mike Lopresti of USA Today writes, "Presumably, New Yorkers will be polite and won't call Benedict XVI the same names they call every other visitor in uniform in Yankee Stadium"....
     
    Don't bet on it!!!!
     
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    Sorry I didn't get to visit today..... Rough day!!  And tomorrow too!  I will try to post tomorrow night.  No.. I WILL!!!!!! 
     

     Have a GREAT weekend!!  I will be fine by Sunday!!!


     

    April 17

    Just Stuff.....!

     
    My Ducks are playing game 4 tonight in the NHL playoffs against the Dallas Stars!  The Stars are leading the series 2 games to 1, BUT...... The Stars lost their best defender for at least this game and the Ducks got their leading scorer , Corey Perry, back!  Finally!!  If the Ducks can win tonight, they are back in the drivers seat, as the next game is back here in Anaheim!
     
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    I THINK I'm ready for this funeral.  I have my best (only!) black suit cleaned and pressed and Becky bought me a new dress shirt.  Still a little nervous but your comments have helped!  Thank You!!  That's what I meant about having the BEST friends!!  To go along with the funeral, we have yet again, people staying with us this weekend.  And you know what that means......  House cleaning!  Although after going through that 4 times in the last 2 weeks, it is getting easier.
     
    Back to my Hockey game!!  Hang on!  Stars thought they just scored but NO GOAL!!  Player in the goal crease PLUS a goalie interference penalty against Dallas!!  Wooo Hooo!!  Bad call but I'll take it!
     
    OK!!  Enough of this!!  I will (maybe) update after the game.
     
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    My Redneck (Hillbilly) neighbor has retired his paintball gun!!  But has replaced it with a BB gun!!  So now he is shooting birds which always happen to fall in my backyard.  Bonnie, my little Cairn Terrier, has been having a field day!!  I won't go into detail about what she does, but I need another talk with that guy!!  Three birds in the last two days!!  I'm thinking about throwing them back over the wall but 'Crazy Lady' will just blame either the Mexican 'wall runners' or her 'peeping' visitor!!  Something is seriously wrong with these people!!!
     
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     My Ducks lost 3 to 1.  Dallas' Goalie stood on his head to make saves!!  He was excellent!!  However, there is still hope!  The next game is here..... tomorrow night, Dallas lost 3 of their best players tonight, the Ducks outshot and out penalty-played them and we physically beat the crap out of them!!!  This series is NOT over!!
     
    I'm leaving this song up tonight for two reasons.  #1  I love it and #2  No one has commented about it!!  I just think it's a GREAT song!!   Montgomery Gentry!  OK!!  Come On People!!  What
    do you think of this song?? I mean seriously...... Even if you aren't a Country fan!!  Back me up Tracie!!!!  Lol  I feel another 'RANT' coming on tomorrow~ 
     
    Tomorrow is Friday~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!  Have a SUPER Weekend!!
     
     
     
     

    No Rant Tonite!!

     
    Sorry about last night.....  It wasn't that bad, was it??  But I'm over it and I feel better!  Sometimes it helps to put into words.  I'll be taking care of that whole piece of dirt.... mine and hers!!  lol
     
    My wife's Aunt's viewing is Friday and the funeral is Saturday.  I have been selected as a pallbearer!!  I am honored but YIKES!!  Me and 7 old men.....  well, older than me!!   What if we drop her??  Hopefully it will go well.  You know how they have wedding rehearsals??  I think we need one of those!!  Maybe Becky can take my place and I'll read her speech???    Naw....!  But I AM happy to be selected!!  Oh!!  I just found out that I am the only one from our side of the family to be selected!!  Holy Crap!!  Why me????  I had better wear my good suit!!  Now I'm REALLY nervous!!
     
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    My Ducks DID win last night, 4 to 2!!   So they are still alive but they have to win on Thursday to actually get back into this thing!  They did everything I told them to!  LOL    If only they would listen to ME, they would be so much better off!  Look what happened to UCLA in the Final Four!!  Just ignored my advice!
     
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    Watched a GREAT movie from Netflix tonight!!  'No Country for Old Men'!!  It won four Oscars in 2008, including Best Picture!  It was GREAT!!  But I must warn you.... It is intense!!  NOT for the weak of heart!!  But, Becky and I loved it!  The only weak part was the ending!!  What was with that???  But it was really GOOD!!  I gave it 4 1/2 Stars!!  Maybe 5!
     
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    I'm playing another song by Montgomery Gentry tonight.  This one is GREAT!!  Hope you all like it!
     
     
    You know??   I realize that I don't have the greatest space, and that my posts aren't always the best,  but I do know one thing!  I have the BEST friends!!    And that makes it all worthwhile!!  You make me laugh.... You make me cry.... but most of all, you make me happy!!  Just wanted to say Thanks!!!!!
     
     
     
    April 15

    Tuesday Rant!!

     
    I don't rant much, especially here.  I'm pretty mellow.  But here goes!!  Stand back and wear eye protection!!
     
    Most of you have read my posts about my neighbor Charlotte (Crazy Lady!!  The one with the Redneck son).  Also, the one who thinks that Mexicans are walking her walls and camping in her backyard.  ALSO!  The same one who beleives that the WOMAN down the street is peeping in her windows at night!!  Oh Yeah!!  And that my gardeners and I planted shrubbery in her yard in the middle of the night, which she pulled out!!   K!!!!!
     
    Anyhow, several years ago she had her lawn resodded, and the aforementioned shrubbery planted, after her first attempt to grow 'Golf Green' grass failed miserably!  (Picture the Gobi Desert after a nuclear test!!).  So now her lawn looks great, minus the shrubbery....   But when she had it sodded, she refused to have her guys sod the smal 8' X 4' patch of lawn that we share because 2 feet of it is our piece of dirt!! 
     
    So when we had our yard sodded, we had our landscapers sod that small patch too, even though they could not install sprinklers there.  We phoned her (too scary in person!!) and told her, and offered a deal!  We would pay for the sodding and she or one of her multiple sons or grandsons would water it!  She seemed thrilled!!
     
    Almost a year later and they have yet to put a drop of water on that patch!!  Except for her Redneck son who likes to spit alot!  So guess who is doing it??  You got it!!  She has a hose 10 feet away but it leaks so bad that I got soaked the one time I tried to use it.  Plus, she is too cheap to buy a nozzle for it.  So I drag my 75 foot hose out there every third day to water, plus I feed it and my gardeners mow it!
     
    Oh GOD!!  She is standing in my front yard peering in the window!!  911!!  911!!  lol!
     
    Well, the past few times I watered that patch she was either in a lawn chair in her open garage or sitting on the ground in her housecoat pulling weeds, but when she sees me dragging my hose out??  She is gone!!!
     
    I have 4 solutions:
     
    1.  Talk to her Redneck son
     
    2.  Have him buy a new hose
     
    3.  Have him buy an actual nozzle
     
    4.  Have ONE of them get off their A$$ and turn the hose on!!
     
    Am I wrong??    Rant over!!  I feel better!
     
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    My Anaheim Ducks are playing in game 3 of the NHL playoffs tonight, in Dallas, and they had better win!!  They only needs 4 things!  Better goaltending, more offense, stay out of the penalty box and much better penalty killing.  Is that too much to ask!!   Maybe!  Down 2 games to 0, they need to take it one game at a time!
     
    Now as for the Lakers??  They are now #1 in the Western Conference and can clinch that by beating Sacramento tonight!! 
     
    That's all I have for tonight, I guess!!  Nothing much going on here!!  OH!!  I bought a new electric shaver today AND new underwear!!  LOL  Good old WalMart!!
     
    I'm playing a Bellamy Brothers song tonight that I have played before.  Sorry, but it is so my life 25 years ago!!  I mean REALLY!!!!!
     
    Take care all and thanks for letting me rant.   Oh, one more thing!  Baxter with his new toy!!!
     
    New Toy 002
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    April 14

    Finally!!

     
    Yes, my wife Becky finally posted tonight and it's a GOOD one!  http://cid-ba194b2ad13d8d06.spaces.live.com/  I will let you all go there and read it for yourselves!  Let me just say that our Aunt's viewing is Friday and the funeral is Saturday.  And Becky was 'elected' to be in charge of the memorial presentation.  We sat down together tonight and composed a rough draft, although I think it's perfect as is!  Please go visit her space.  She is nervous but I know she will do fine.
     
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    It was 20 degrees cooler today!!  Heaven!!!!!  And 10 more degrees cooler tomorrow!  So I got out there and fed the lawns , watered my bonsai and got a few things taken care of.  Burt was roaming around today so I fed him!  He ate two large handfuls of lettuce and a whole Kiwi Fruit.... skin and all!!   Damn!! 
     
    Just a short post tonight because I want you all to visit Becky's space!!  But I AM changing songs!  Sawyer Brown!!
     
    Hope to have more tomorrow.... and you know me,  I WILL!!  HAH!!  I live to post!!  LOL!
     
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    This song by The Tractors is a request from my good friend Giggles!!  I hadn't heard it in a long time!!  Thanks Giggles!!!
     
    April 13

    HOT..... And HOTTER!!!!

     
    UGH!!!  Yesterday our area had the hottest temps in the country.  It was 98F!!  And today?  99!  I just checked the thermostat thermometer and it read 85 in here.  So we broke down and turned on the A/C.  In April!!  Even the dogs refuse to go outdoors.  Tomorrow it's supposed to 'cool off' to 77 and by Tuesday, 64.  So for all of you folks living with snow and cold weather, there may be some warmer weather heading your way!
     
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    We have tons of moroccan food here so we invited the son of our aunt who passed away, over for dinner tonight!  He's pretty much an A$$  but he was SOOOO nice to her during her last weeks.  He finally came through!  So, Moroccan Chicken, Couscous, Cumin Potatoes, Cucumber Salad and sauteed Squash/Zucchini!  Oh yeah... And Brownies for dessert!
     
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     Opened the newspaper this morning and saw this photo on the front page:
     
    Compton
     
    Five people were injured, four critically, Saturday afternoon when a twin-engine aircraft crashed nose first into a Compton house and sliced into the one next door with one of its wings, authorities said.

    The Cessna 310 crashed just before 4 p.m. in the 500 block of West Cypress Street, said Ian Gregor, a spokesman for the Federal Aviation Administration. The craft came to rest with its tail sticking almost directly upward from the middle of one of the houses in a neighborhood of spacious, modern homes.

    The plane, which was registered in Nevada, was heading from San Diego to Hawthorne Municipal Airport, Gregor said. It was about a mile and a half away from Compton/Woodley Airport, a general aviation field, but he said it was unclear whether the pilot was trying to make an emergency landing.

    Compton Deputy Fire Chief Marcel Melanson said two of the injured were the plane's occupants and three were on the ground.

    He said some had already been pulled out of the house by the time firefighters arrived. All were taken to area hospitals.

    A neighbor, Kenneth Wyatt, 48, said he was sitting in his house watching TV when he heard an enormous thud.

    "It shook my house," he said. After running outside, he initially saw nothing. Then he saw the debris and smoke.

    "An airplane had come through the roof of my neighbor's home," he said, still incredulous.

    Wyatt said he saw a young woman -- the daughter of one of the house's renters -- at the window yelling for help.

    He and two other people tried to open the door of the badly damaged house but couldn't get it to budge. They helped the young woman out a window, and when she said her mother was inside, they clambered through the window themselves to search for her.

    "I saw the pilot, so we got him out," Wyatt said.

    Then he spotted one of the residents of the house moving under the rubble. Several people struggled to move that man out of the home through a sliding-glass door.

    "You could smell the fumes," said Wyatt, his jeans stained with the blood of the injured whom he helped. His own house was spared structural damage. But his backyard gazebo was ruined by debris from the aircraft, he said.

    "It's not the first time we've seen someone pulled out of a plane," said Wyatt, who has lived in Compton since childhood.

    It has not been the best weekend in So Cal...

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    As for me?  I watered.... TWICE!!,  Watched my Phillies lose to the Cubs (Great game), and then watched 4 hours of a 'Deadliest Catch' marathon on Discovery. 

    As a change of pace from Country??    Beatles!   OLD Beatles!!!!

    Have GREAT weeks!!

     

    PS:  Screw the Beatles!!  This is better!!!!!!!!!  Mark Wills!

    Emotions have been high here and I went through a dozen tunes before I decided on this one!!  No idea why!! 


     

    April 12

    The Best Laid Plans....

     
    Bummer!!  I did NOT get to meet up with Cindy today.  What with funeral arrangements and her sister having other plans made, it just didn't happen.  So they are in San Diego today.  It would have been fun but now we have all of this Moroccan-style marinated chicken (10lbs!!!)!  So we kept a few pieces out and will freeze the rest.  VERY disappointing but life is like that sometimes!! 
     
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    The NHL Playoffs continue tonight for my Anaheim Ducks and they had best play MUCH better than they did against the Dallas Stars than they did on Thursday (4 to 0 Stars) , because it's on to Dallas on Tuesday!!  Better penalty killing (they gave up FOUR power-play goals on Thursday), less actual penalties and a LOT more offense would be nice.  They looked horrible on Thursday!!!
     
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    Opinion:
     
    UCLA and their Basketball Coach, Ben Howland, have nothing to be ashamed of.  A bigger team can sometimes defeat a quicker team, a quicker team can sometimes defeat a bigger team and a better shooting team can sometimes defeat a team that is both bigger and quicker.
     
    However, when a team is bigger, quicker and better shooting, all you can say is 'sayonara' and hope to make it back to the Final Four next year.
     
    And one more thing....  Did Kevin Love turn pro at halftime??
     
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    When the Baltimore Orioles traded for outfielder Luke Scott, they figured they were adding an offensive weapon, but they probably didn't realize that weapon CAME with a weapon!
     
    Scott recently revealed that he carries a concealed Glock pistol almost everywhere he goes.
     
    "We live in an imperfect world," Scott said.  "If you have money and fame, you're more of a target to the criminal element.  There are people who steal, who murder people for what they have.  That's the reality of life. If you're not prepared, it could cost you your life."
     
    Scott, who batted .255 with the Houston Astros last season, entered Friday's game batting second in the American League with a .417 batting average.
     
    Perhaps pitchers are being extra nice with their fastballs??? 
     
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    I know that I have bored you all with bragging about my gardeners,  but OMG!!  They did it again today!! 
     
    Here is a small portion of my backyard that I was too damned lazy to trim.  I will show you MUCH more later!!
     
    Weeds 001
     
    Weeds 002
     
    So I asked them how much to weed and prune!  Their answer was, "OH!  We will do it a little at a time over the next 2 weeks!  No extra charge!"    ???????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!  WHAT?????
     
    So here is what it looks like after today!
     
    Weeds 006
     
    Weeds 007
     
    And this, which I didn't ask them to do!!!
     
    Weeds 008
     
    I might be wrong, but I REALLY think I have the BEST gardeners in the world!
     
    More Brad...... Sorry, but I love this one!     Please!   Listen to this one, OK?
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    April 11

    YAY!!!

     
    One of my good Spaces friends, Cindy (http://mysnyte.spaces.live.com/) is visiting from British Columbia with her sister and daughter!  The weather has been perfect and they have spent the past few days at Disneyland.  Yes... another visiter!!  But I love it!  Tomorrow I will be picking them up at their motel and we will spend the day in Seal Beach.  After that, back here for a Moroccan Chicken dinner!!  It's always exciting to meet an online friend face to face!!  What FUN!!  I'll take pics.... as usual!!  HAH!!
     
    Becky wants me to RECLEAN the house, but really??  How dirty can it get in 2 days???  But as a good hubby, I will do the obligatory dusting and vacuuming. 
     
    Seal Beach is such a quaint little beach town!!  We will walk the pier and have lunch!!  Oh yeah!!  And watch the surfers!!  lol   After 3 days at Disneyland, they need a break!!  At least Momma (Cindy) does!!  Should be fun..... for them AND me!
     
    BTW...... I hope all of you realize that if you ever want to visit So Cal, Disneyland, our beaches..... you are ALWAYS welcome to visit us and I will be more than willing tyo help you!  Just let me know.  Get away from that snow!!!  LOL
     
    I will have pictures tomorrow!  In the meantime, more Hal Ketchum!!
     
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    We just got word that our favorite Aunt just passed away!!  I'm dying here!!  She was such a special woman!  Oh Man!!  We just saw her at Easter and she looked BAD!!  It was cancer!  Mrs S will be saying something at the funeral and I will help her.  She was very much into gardening and had an awesome yard!!  For the past few years, I would drive to her house and water for her!!  Her son Jim, is devasted!!  And of course, Becky is now making the phone calls...  She will be SOOOOO missed!  When the tears stop flowing, I will be back......  Easter will never be the same without her!  Crap!!!  Later....!